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Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from politics and religion to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. Hosted by St. Louis based comedian, Chris Cyr. #NoGodsNoMasters Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

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Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from politics and religion to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. Hosted by St. Louis based comedian, Chris Cyr. #NoGodsNoMasters Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

    War Pigs

    War Pigs

    As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war.  There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch.  The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics.  Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch.  Fat rich kids are more confident than you'd think. Do they still make mouse pads?  
    Chris is recording an album on 3/30/2022 at Helium Comedy in St. Louis.  Come out and watch! https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/165327
    Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!
    Follow Chris Cyr on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company
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    • 49 min
    Bone and Cone

    Bone and Cone

    We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us.  Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple.

    It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company!



    Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

    Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

    Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.


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    • 1 hr
    Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories

    Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories

    Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year?  Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted?

    Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!

    Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

    Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

    Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.


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    • 40 min
    A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob

    A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob

    On the newest episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended.  Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse.  He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together.  Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing.

    Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!

    Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

    Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

    Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.


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    • 47 min
    You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary

    You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary

    The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL.  Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat?  The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn't even have the chance of losing.  Should we have had Super Bowl commercials featuring people walking around unmasked? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places?
    Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
    Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!
    Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook.
    Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company
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    • 54 min
    Oops! That'd Be Authoritarianism!

    Oops! That'd Be Authoritarianism!

    On today's Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions for that objectively stupid person.  You know.  Basically fascism.  Also, Butch Bowers, attorney at law and muscle car salesman.  

    Enjoy

    Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

    Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook.

    Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company

    Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.


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    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

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11 Ratings

11 Ratings

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must-listen podcast! Chris is so enjoyable to listen to. he wields himself with a soothingly low voice and dense vocabulary like weapons as he takes you on a uniquely unpredictable and humorous journey to state his opinion on a matter in every episode. 10/10 highly recommend, doggy much approve

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