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Comedian Chris Cyr brings his brand of targeted hedonism to you on a semi-regular basis. Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from coffee to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. #NoGodsNoMasters Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

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    • 5.0, 11 Ratings

Comedian Chris Cyr brings his brand of targeted hedonism to you on a semi-regular basis. Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from coffee to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. #NoGodsNoMasters Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/impolite-company/support

    Days Of Pestilence: Mad Eyed From Stating The Obvious

    Days Of Pestilence: Mad Eyed From Stating The Obvious

    The first in a series featuring our new segment, "Who's F@*%ing?"  Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania.  The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an audience member.  Also, CSI: Madea.
    Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.

    Ellen Doyle is the favorite child of two fifth generation coal miners.  She was famously the fourth heterosexual to graduate from her all girls college, but has so far been unable to produce genetic proof of her love for reproductive sex due to black magic. She moved to the west coast to pursue her lifelong dream of creating reality television but has been forced into a life of stand up comedy due to the fact that everyone just watches Netflix now. Ellen has been known to being nice to animals and children (in that order) and dreams of doing comedy for poor kids in no kill shelters. So far she has had to settle for performing at the SLO Comedy Festival, The World Series of Comedy, The North Carolina Comedy Festival, Sno Jam Comedy Festival, Mutiny Radio Comedy Festival, The Paul Bunyan Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland. She tours the United states in a leased 2018 Kia Sorento that is well over its miles. She has been featured at clubs, breweries, coffee shops and public restrooms across America's heartland. She owns a dog named "Ghost". Ghost was featured on animal planets "Rescue Dog to Super Dog". Ellen has no on camera credits. Dog:1 Owner: 0


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    • 52 min
    Days of Pestilence: The Broken Jaw Of Our Lost Kingdoms

    Days of Pestilence: The Broken Jaw Of Our Lost Kingdoms

    It's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN.  The target of his ire?  Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200 goats.
    Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.  Or don't.  We're not cops.

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    • 32 min
    Days of Pestilence: I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

    Days of Pestilence: I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire

    A dead cat. Survivalists. Phone sex.  Not all part of the same story.  Today's quarantine episode of Impolite Company has something for everyone.

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    • 36 min
    Money Laundering and Blood Alley

    Money Laundering and Blood Alley

    It was a different world last March. There were shows. In public. With people.

    New episode tomorrow, but first in this flashback episode Chris gives step by step money laundering instructions for your pot dispensary since banks are reluctant to open accounts for your new business.  The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought.  Patchouli should go away.  And what's up with Blood Alley?

    March of 2019

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    • 53 min
    Days of Pestilence: Coffins Stood Round Like Open Presses

    Days of Pestilence: Coffins Stood Round Like Open Presses

    From the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race.  Also, buy a shop vac.  
    It's Impolite Company time!

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    • 41 min
    Days of Pestilence: Terror In A Handful Of Dust

    Days of Pestilence: Terror In A Handful Of Dust

    #QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now.


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    • 34 min

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11 Ratings

11 Ratings

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must-listen podcast! Chris is so enjoyable to listen to. he wields himself with a soothingly low voice and dense vocabulary like weapons as he takes you on a uniquely unpredictable and humorous journey to state his opinion on a matter in every episode. 10/10 highly recommend, doggy much approve

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