Impolite Company

Impolite Company, LLC
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Impolite Company

A podcast hosted by nationally touring comedian, Chris Cyr. Chris speaks about everything from politics to pop culture. Completely unfiltered and probably mostly wrong, each episode is a stream of consciousness ride from point A to point B with infinite digressions in between. Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.

  1. 06/22/2023

    Chris Fixes Student Loans (And Insults Half of America, Probably) - Impolite Company 06152023

    Impolite Company host, Chris Cyr, meant to talk about multiple subjects, but got carried away talking about how he'd fix the student loan crisis, while also talking about the idiotic notion of fairness that too many people in this country cling to as the support for every argument they have about why they're better than everyone else. This episode is probably sponsored, by Adderall whether they want to or not. Our theme music is by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their music on Amazon and wherever else to you listen to good stuff. Find out more info about Chris Cyr, including links to his album, at http://www.christophercyr.com Interesting Links (That agree and disagree with Chris): Joe Manchin Hates You Politico - Joe Manchin's Stand Against Cancelling Student Debt https://www.politico.com/news/2021/02/04/manchin-student-debt-cancel-466497 Elizabeth Warren Likes You But NYT Gotta NYT, AMIRITE? The New York Times - Elizabeth Warren Wants to Cancel Student Debt. Critics Wonder If That's the Right Solution https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/05/business/elizabeth-warren-student-loans.html This Bankruptcy Thing Is Bi Syracuse.com - Rep. John Katko Introduces Bipartisan Bill to Allow Student Loans To Be Discharged In Bankruptcy https://www.syracuse.com/politics/2021/03/rep-john-katko-introduces-bipartisan-bill-to-allow-student-loans-to-be-discharged-in-bankruptcy.html Ol' "Schools Need Guns 'Cuz Bears" DeVos Thinks A Student Loan Is Forever Inside Higher Ed - DeVos Seeks to Restrict Loan Relief https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2018/12/19/devos-seeks-restrict-loan-relief I'm Not The Only One Who Thinks Tax Exemption For All These Schools Is Sketch As Hell The Washington Post - Ron Wyden: Tax College Endowments to Help Students https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/10/20/ron-wyden-tax-college-endowments-help-students/ But Some People Just Love That Government Teat The Hill - GOP Rep: Don't Remove Nonprofit Status of Colleges https://thehill.com/homenews/house/320618-gop-rep-dont-remove-nonprofit-status-of-colleges I'm Not Really A Bernie Fan Anymore, But It Feels Obligatory to Include Him The Wall Street Journal - Bernie Sanders: Abolish the Student-Loan Debt https://www.wsj.com/articles/bernie-sanders-abolish-the-student-loan-debt-11622755340 The Only Foxx You Should Care About Is Red Foxx U.S. News - Virginia Foxx: The Federal Student Loan Program Should Be Reformed, Not Eliminated https://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2017-02-27/virginia-foxx-the-federal-student-loan-program-should-be-reformed-not-eliminated Llamar Alexander...Sigh...I Can't Even Think Of Anything Interesting To Say About Llamar Alexander, But Here's His Feelings (Empasis on the Word "Feelings") On Any Kind Of Qualifying Criteria U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions - Prepared Remarks of Senator Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) https://www.help.senate.gov/ranking/newsroom/press/alexander-continues-push-for-lower-college-costs

    46 min

  2. 05/04/2023

    Actual Ketamine and Joe Biden - Impolite Company 05052023

    In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris reacts to completely unsurprising new from the political world this week about Joe Biden. Amazon currently has more than 500 books on SLOT MACHINE STRATEGY available for digital download. Too much information about how slot machines work. Americans don't actually value hard work, they value striking it rich. We've failed the experiment of legal pot and it's evident in how we smell. ACTUAL Ketamine, delivered directly to your home. Ketamine!

    47 min

  3. 04/04/2023

    Twenty Four Hours - Impolite Company 04032023

    The Twenty Four hour culture is going extinct, and nowhere is that more evident than the drive through line of your local Taco Bell. The combination of COVID, the rise of the gig (scam) economy, and the Taco Bell's general terribleness as an employer, highlight the problems every late night business is facing. Chris offers a solution.

    46 min

  4. 03/07/2022

    The Best of Impolite Company: War Pigs

    As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war.  There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch.  The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics.  Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch.  Fat rich kids are more confident than you'd think. Do they still make mouse pads?

    49 min

  5. 07/16/2021

    The Best of Impolite Company: Bone and Cone

    We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us.  Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple. It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

    1 hr

  6. 03/24/2021

    The Best of Impolite Company: Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories

    Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year?  Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.   Support independent artists!

    40 min

  7. 03/03/2021

    The Best of Impolite Company: A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob

    In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended.  Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse.  He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together.  Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing. Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.

    46 min

  8. 02/08/2021

    The Best of Impolite Company: You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary

    The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL.  Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat?  The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn't even have the chance of losing.  Should we have had Super Bowl commercials? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith.  Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At"  on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.  Support independent artists!

    54 min
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A podcast hosted by nationally touring comedian, Chris Cyr. Chris speaks about everything from politics to pop culture. Completely unfiltered and probably mostly wrong, each episode is a stream of consciousness ride from point A to point B with infinite digressions in between. Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.

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  • Creator
    Impolite Company, LLC
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2023
  • Episodes
    67
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Impolite Company, LLC
  • Show Website
    Impolite Company

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