67 episodes
Impolite Company Impolite Company, LLC
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5.0 • 11 Ratings
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A podcast hosted by nationally touring comedian, Chris Cyr. Chris speaks about everything from politics to pop culture. Completely unfiltered and probably mostly wrong, each episode is a stream of consciousness ride from point A to point B with infinite digressions in between.
Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/impolite-company/support
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Actual Ketamine and Joe Biden - Impolite Company 05052023
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris reacts to completely unsurprising new from the political world this week about Joe Biden. Amazon currently has more than 500 books on SLOT MACHINE STRATEGY available for digital download. Too much information about how slot machines work. Americans don't actually value hard work, they value striking it rich. We've failed the experiment of legal pot and it's evident in how we smell. ACTUAL Ketamine, delivered directly to your home. Ketamine!
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Twenty Four Hours - Impolite Company 04032023
The Twenty Four hour culture is going extinct, and nowhere is that more evident than the drive through line of your local Taco Bell. The combination of COVID, the rise of the gig (scam) economy, and the Taco Bell's general terribleness as an employer, highlight the problems every late night business is facing. Chris offers a solution.
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The Best of Impolite Company: War Pigs
As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war. There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch. The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics. Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch. Fat rich kids are more confident than you'd think. Do they still make mouse pads?
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The Best of Impolite Company: Bone and Cone
We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us. Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple.
It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
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The Best of Impolite Company: Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories
Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year? Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted?
Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.
Support independent artists!
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The Best of Impolite Company: A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended. Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse. He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together. Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing.
Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
Follow Chris on Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company
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Customer Reviews
tell ya brothas ya sistas and ya momma too
must-listen podcast! Chris is so enjoyable to listen to. he wields himself with a soothingly low voice and dense vocabulary like weapons as he takes you on a uniquely unpredictable and humorous journey to state his opinion on a matter in every episode. 10/10 highly recommend, doggy much approve
Chris Cyr
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Chris is a delight
Wonderful piece of business. Love being plugged into something local with my p-casts. Big fan