Inside Jacket Pocket Wil Owen McGee

In this installment of IJP, Wil confesses to fellating apoidea, Dave uses Web MD to self-diagnose his hypochondria, Owen denies having ever killed a homeless man, and Geraldine properly uses his name in a sentence. Also, for those of you who were still wondering, the winner of the internet is MetaFilter. Also, we're totally not intellectual elitists.

The third and yet somehow fifth installment* of everyone's favorite podcast entitled "Inside Jacket Pocket," Inside Jacket Pocket. In this hour-long episode - hosted by Arizona Ron - we go from Sasquatch to 9/11 in two moves (give or take a Columbine). Don't listen to this one alone, people.

Think the first season of Star Trek: TOS. Got it? Nerd.

Welcome to the 2nd (and yet 3rd) episode of Inside Jacket Pocket, the thing that fits in a thing that's part of a thing that you wear when it's a little chilly out, maybe. This week, host Owen expresses his disappointment in his former musical idols, Nero hates on his own ilk while Dave hordes self-affixed labels, and Wil performs to the best of his abilities. Special guests this week include Meg Ryan and either DMX, Andrew Dice Clay, or "Gay Andy Garcia." You be the judge.

Welcome to Inside Jacket Pocket, an in-depth discussion of things that may or may not fit into the interior pocket of the average men's blazer.

This week:

Host, Pants Chapman wonders aloud: "What's up with these soft-ass action heroes?"

What's Owen's problem with James Franco?

And how can someone like Dave become the guy who runs?

All that plus a special list from Wil.