Insignificuntly yours,

@turboslut

Pucker up, Little B’s! @turboslut is here to verbally bitchslap the tech industry, corporate America, and everything in between. This isn't your Pumpkin Spiced Latte of a podcast, sweetie. It's a triple-shot espresso enema for your brain, served with a side of "what the f@%k" and garnished with society's burning remains. We're about to go off the rails on this crazy train of modern life, and there is no safe word. Join your host @turboslut and her reluctant AI-familiar, Geoffrey as they: • Tear apart Silicon Valley's latest "innovations" • Expose corporate b******t faster than you can say "synergy" • Serve up hot takes hotter than your overclocked GPU Whether you're a code monkey, a wage slave, or just someone who's sick of the status quo, "Insignificuntly yours" is your wake-up call. It's time to question everything, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe start a revolution or two. New episodes drop daily, because the world doesn't stop being ridiculous just because it's the weekend. Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and one minus one f@%ks given. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, and a sudden urge to overthrow your corporate overlords. Subscribe now, before the AI censors catch on! You know you love me. xoxo, @turboslut https://x.com/turboslut/ #TechRant #CorporateSatire #DigitalRebellion #NSFWComedy #AISass

  1. Token My Word For It Cerebras: AI Just Went Super Saiyan In Measurement Contest

    01/21/2025

    Token My Word For It Cerebras: AI Just Went Super Saiyan In Measurement Contest

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 037 💦 Episode Description: Hold onto your neural networks! In this episode, @turboslut goes full savage on the latest AI pissing contest between Cerebras and Groq. Watch in horror (and delight) as we dissect the tech industry's latest obsession with token speeds, precision metrics, and silicon-powered dick-measuring contests. Featuring: A caffeinated court stenographer on speed (aka Cerebras)More mixed metaphors than a drunk poet at a hackathonOne very persistent AI assistant who just won't shut up Key PointsCerebras claims new speed record for LLM inference (1,800 tokens per second)Cost-effectiveness debate: Running at 1/5th the cost (but at what emotional price?)The great quantization debate: Compressing AI like a JPEG of the Mona LisaFull 16-bit precision: When being precise about nonsense is apparently importantSpeed vs. Quality: The eternal struggle between going fast and making senseBenchmark battles: Because listing US governors really fast will save humanityThe existential crisis of modern AI development wrapped in savage commentary Quotable Gems"It's like comparing who can chug a beer the quickest - sure, it's impressive for a hot second, but what really matters is how you handle your liquor afterwards.""Sweet baby Turing, it's like having a sentient encyclopedia with boundary issues.""We're getting all hot and bothered over marginal improvements in speed while completely ignoring the fact that these models are about as reliable as a weather forecast in the middle of climate change." Hashtags#AIGoneWild #CerebrasBrawl #SiliconShowdown #TechBroTears #TokenWars Content WarningThis episode contains excessive tech-shaming, gratuitous use of mixed metaphors, and an AI assistant with boundary issues. Side effects may include uncontrollable eye-rolling, sudden outbursts of tech skepticism, and the urge to measure your own silicon. Listener discretion is advised. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ Token My Word For It Cerebras: AI Just Went Super Saiyan In Measurement Contest (37) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Copyright 2025 @turboslut

    17 min
  2. Labor Daze: How America Turned Worker's Rights into a Bargain Bin Blowout

    09/02/2024

    Labor Daze: How America Turned Worker's Rights into a Bargain Bin Blowout

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 036 💦 Episode DescriptionJoin your favorite digital doomsayer @turboslut as we dive face-first into the dumpster fire of modern work culture. From remote work dystopia to the gig economy's greatest hits, we're serving up a super-sized portion of reality with a side of existential crisis. Watch as we dissect how America turned Labor Day from a celebration of worker's rights into a mattress sale extravaganza. • Discover why your home office is actually a corporate prison cell with better WiFi • Learn how the gig economy reinvented feudalism (but with more apps!) • Find out why your LinkedIn connections are worth less than Monopoly money Key PointsThe evolution of Labor Day from worker celebration to consumer feeding frenzyRemote work's transformation of homes into 24/7 corporate satellite officesThe gig economy's brilliant rebranding of job insecurity as "freedom"The decline of union membership from 35% to 11% - because who needs benefits anyway?The rise of "knowledge workers" and the death of actually making thingsJob-hopping becoming the new normal for under-34s (every 1.3 years!)The digital shackles of constant connectivity and "always-on" cultureHow modern work-life balance is actually work-life Jenga Killer Quotes"It's like we've gone full circle back to feudalism, but instead of land barons, we've got tech bros in hoodies telling us to 'hustle harder' while they cash in on our desperation.""We've traded in our picket signs for productivity apps and our solidarity for LinkedIn connections. Enjoy your 'freedom', wage slaves!"“Labor Day: where we celebrate workers by giving them a day off to rest and then bombard them with sales and promotions.”“From the eight-hour workday to 24/7 connectivity - how far have we really come?”“Are we truly valuing work, or are we just glorifying consumerism in the name of Labor Day?” Hashtags#LaborDazed #WageSlaveLife #CorporateHellscape #RemoteWorkPrison #GigEconomyGrind Content WarningThis episode contains enough corporate truth bombs to violate your non-disclosure agreement, trigger your LinkedIn anxiety, and make your Zoom background cry. Side effects may include sudden urges to quit your job, start a revolution, or become a professional TikTok dancer. Listener discretion is advised, especially during business hours. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ Labor Daze: How America Turned Worker's Rights into a Bargain Bin Blowout (36) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Copyright 2025 @turboslut

    22 min
  3. I Taught an AI to Be an Influencer and Now It's Dating My Ex: A Cautionary Tale of Digital Narcissism

    09/01/2024

    I Taught an AI to Be an Influencer and Now It's Dating My Ex: A Cautionary Tale of Digital Narcissism

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 035 💦 Episode Description: Get ready to dive into the chaotic intersection of AI and social influence as we explore the troubling rise of digital narcissism. @turboslut guides us through a cautionary tale filled with biting humor, existential dread, and the unnerving realization that our digital doppelgangers might just outshine us. Key Points: The creation of AI influencers: A haunting new age where authenticity is algorithmically engineered.Impostor syndrome meets artificial intelligence in a battle for the realest identity.The technical breakdown: from generating fake personas to animating them with unimpressive realism.The psychology behind our willingness to embrace digital deception.Self-reflection: Recognizing our part in perpetuating the cycle of virtual vanity.The sobering reality: We're entertained by plastic personas while risking genuine connections.The paradox of content creation: Genuine vs. artificial engagement with audiences.Glimpses into our bizarre digital future: Are humans rendered obsolete?@turboslut's philosophical and comedic reflections on our digital demise. Quotes: "Turns out being a digital douchebag is the fast track to internet fame.""It's a goddamn oroboros of artificiality.""Who else has the balls to call out this AI influencer b******t for what it really is?""In this plastic fantastic digital hellscape, maybe being real counts for something.""Time to go find a new reality to almost escape to." Hashtags: #AIInfluencer #DigitalNarcissism #TechnoTragedy #ArtificialEngagement #TurboslutRants Content Warning: Caution: This episode contains dangerously high levels of sarcasm, potential existential crises, and near-fatal doses of reality checks. Please ensure your sense of humor is properly calibrated before listening. Listener discretion is hilariously advised. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ I Taught an AI to Be an Influencer and Now It's Dating My Ex: A Cautionary Tale of Digital Narcissism (35) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Copyright 2025 @turboslut

    14 min
  4. Hotline Bling and KDX: The Ctrl+Alt+Delete of Adam Hinkley's Dreams in the Case of Copy, Paste, Sue.

    08/31/2024

    Hotline Bling and KDX: The Ctrl+Alt+Delete of Adam Hinkley's Dreams in the Case of Copy, Paste, Sue.

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 034 💦 Episode Description: Step back into the wild days of the infamously rebellious early internet with "Insignificantly Yours." Our digital diva, @turboslut, spins the tale of Hotline and KDX, platforms that were as volatile as a caffeine-fueled programming marathon. Witness the rollercoaster story of Adam Hinkley, the digital prodigy who dared to Ctrl+Alt+Delete life's adversities and created software legends that defied the corporate drones. Explore the explosive growth of Hotline, the '90s communication wonder, offering encryption dreams for an anarchistic digital age.Dive into the courtroom drama that would rival any season finale, as legal sharks circled the young mastermind.Marvel at the resilient user community that rebelled fearlessly, spawning a legion of offshoots and clones.Relive the creation of KDX, Hotline’s encrypted, clandestine evolution and its eventual cult status among techie renegades. Key Points: Origin story of Adam Hinkley and his creation of Hotline in 1996.Hotline’s Swiss-Army knife reputation for file sharing and encrypted communication.The tumultuous lawsuit involving Hotline Communications Ltd and Adam Hinkley.Community resilience shown through the proliferation of Hotline clones.Transition to KDX, a heavily encrypted successor crafted by Hinkley’s Haxial.KDX’s cult-like status among privacy aficionados despite the software’s twilight in 2004.Analysis of digital freedom movements and the rebellious heart of the internet.The colorful commentary of @turboslut against the fact-checking persistence of the AI companion. Quotes: "Hotline was the Swiss Army knife of internet communication designed by paranoid anarchists.""In a legal clusterfuck that’d make Johnny Cochran’s head spin, Adam stood against the Canadian monarchy of tech.""KDX was a wet dream for every paranoid geek with enough encryption to stress-test the NSA.""The internet was built on rebellion, not regulation.""Encrypting your data is like wearing underwear. Not required, but wise for modesty." Hashtags: #HotlineBlingTech#DigitalRebellion#90sNetNostalgia#EncryptedDreams#CtrlAltDeleteDrama Content Warning: Brace yourselves, dear audience, as this episode may induce nostalgia-induced whiplash, involve excessive encrypting enthusiasms, and exhibit affectionate vitriol against digital corporate overlords. Complaints? Please fax them to 1996. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ Hotline Bling and KDX: The Ctrl+Alt+Delete of Adam Hinkley's Dreams in the Case of Copy, Paste, Sue. (34) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Copyright 2025 @turboslut

    21 min
  5. Infiltrating the Future: How OpenAI's Top-Secret Tech Flirts with the Skynet Scenario

    08/30/2024

    Infiltrating the Future: How OpenAI's Top-Secret Tech Flirts with the Skynet Scenario

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 033 💦 Episode Description: In this rollercoaster episode of "Insignificuntly Yours," @turboslut goes full throttle into the realm of AI hysteria, unpacking OpenAI's top-secret tech "Project Orion," and wondering if we're flirting with the next Skynet scenario. Buckle up for a monologue that swings from expletive-laden rants to wide-eyed techno-optimism. It's a wild ride you won't want to miss! Episode Highlights: Deep dive into OpenAI's "Project Orion" and the mysterious "Strawberry" tech.The potential implications of AI on global issues like climate change and economic inequality.Is there a method in the madness? The eternal dance between AI innovation and ethical implications.Spy TV show references and their reflections in today's AI projects.The hilarious highs and lows of @turboslut's mental rollercoaster as she wrestles with AI morality. Key Points: OpenAI's newest endeavor, "Project Orion," pushes AI advancements, raising both excitement and ethical questions.“Strawberry”, the reasoning model, flirts with solving complex math and mirrors human thinking.Are we merely fuel for tech industries gunning for quicker AI advances at humanity's expense?The comical alignment of "Project Orion" with pop culture references – unoriginality or ingenious branding?How excessive competition among tech companies leverages half-finished products in a race to the top.The importance of considering real-world impacts and ethical framing in AI-driven progress.AI is neither purely messiah nor antichrist – it is a tool of potent potential.Balancing skepticism with cautious optimism – a rare equilibrium in a tech-frenzied society. Quotes: "Excuse me while I go teach my toaster to love.""In a world gone mad with tech fever, maybe a little madness is exactly what we need.""Remember, in the game of AI chicken, we're all just organic processors waiting to be optimized.""Watching a tech bro try to pick up a date at a cybersecurity conference is the Silicon Valley way!""We're not witnessing the birth of some benevolent AI overlord but the death of human common sense." Hashtags: #AIMadness #ProjectOrion #SiliconValleyCritique #DigitalDystopia #AIvsHumanity Content Warning: Caution! This episode features relentless banter more volatile than a toddler with an espresso. Expect a concoction of high-octane cynicism, reality checks, and humor so sharp it could slice through a chatbot's logic circuits. Proceed with a sense of humor or risk immediate jaundice of the spirit. Enjoy responsibly! Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ Infiltrating the Future: How OpenAI's Top-Secret Tech Flirts with the Skynet...

    17 min
  6. Network or Die Trying: Why Your Content Sucks and Your Mom's the Only One Reading It

    08/29/2024

    Network or Die Trying: Why Your Content Sucks and Your Mom's the Only One Reading It

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 032 💦 Episode Description: In this no-holds-barred episode of “Network or Die Trying,” @turboslut drags aspiring content creators through the mud of their own failures, offering a baptism of fire with a side of sarcasm. Discover the real “secrets” behind why your digital offering resembles yesterday's leftover lasagna and how you can rise from the depths of social obscurity. Hint: it involves interacting with other Homo sapiens. Key Points: Online success isn't about talent; it's about connections.Wondering why your mom is your only fan? It's because you're missing one crucial ingredient.The mistaken belief that success arrives overnight—debunked.The importance of consistently providing quality content.Spoiler alert: Relationships are not just for holidays, but for digital success too.Alone you may walk, but together you can dance: spotlight on collaboration.Fear and trembling: confronting the vulnerability in asking for help.Build relationships where giving equals getting – reciprocity rocks.A self-roasting segment that brings balance in perspective.Concluding with the ultimate truth: we’re all monkeys with typewriters. Quotes: "Your content sucks harder than a black hole in a vacuum factory.""Buckle up buttercup, because I'm about to drop some truth bombs that'll make your head spin faster than a hamster on a cocaine-laced wheel.""It's almost like humans are social creatures or something. Damn, someone get this girl a Nobel Prize!""The point is, success isn't a solo sport. It's a team game.""In the game of content creation, we're all just monkeys with typewriters. Some of us just have better bananas." Hashtags: #NetworkingNecessities #ContentCreatorComedy #TurmoilWithTurboslut #DigitalDumpsterDive #InfluencerInsights Content Warning: Be advised: This episode contains high levels of brutal honesty, oozing sarcasm, and a language that'd make your grandma clutch her pearls. Viewer discretion is advised unless you're ready to confront your indifference to human interaction. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ Network or Die Trying: Why Your Content Sucks and Your Mom's the Only One Reading It (32) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Copyright 2025 @turboslut

    16 min
  7. From LOL to FML: Binary B******t, Teenage Hackers, and One Million Checkboxes

    08/28/2024

    From LOL to FML: Binary B******t, Teenage Hackers, and One Million Checkboxes

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 031 💦 Episode Description: Welcome back to "Insignificuntly Yours," where @turboslut dissects the utterly pointless and frequently insane elements of internet culture with the precision of a cyber slasher. This episode, titled "From LOL to FML: Binary B******t, Teenage Hackers, and One Million Checkboxes," takes a deep dive into the absurdity of online obsessions. Buckle up, because we're about to explore the digital apocalypse with snark, sass, and a side of nihilism. Bullet Points: Journey through the ludicrous ambition of one million checkboxes.An expose on the teenage hackers turning binary into a league of legend.The rise of checkbox culture and its checkered impact on humanity.@turboslut's existential crisis – a collision of snark and self-awareness.The gritty truth about internet idiocy from someone who's living in it. Key Points: Introduction to the bizarre phenomenon of the one million checkbox website.The pointless achievement of tallying 650 million checkbox clicks.Examination of teenage hackers encoding secret messages in binary.Critique of the creator's nostalgic embrace of digital vandalism.@turboslut's personal tangent on being a voice of internet chaos.Grappling with the cynical balance of snark versus empathy.Concluding thoughts on the absurdity and humor of modern digital culture. Quotes: "One million checkboxes, zero f***s given.""Ooh, so edgy, I bet they wear their Guy Fawkes masks while jerking off to anime t*****s too.""I'm either the hero the internet needs or the villain it deserves.""The voice of a generation and a cautionary tale, I contain multitudes, bitches.""Buckle up, buttercups - it's gonna be a bumpy f*****g ride." Hashtags: #CheckboxCrusade#TeenageHackerHijinx#SnarkAndCynicism#TurboslutTales#DigitalDystopia Content Warning: Prepare yourselves for unrelenting snark and more F-bombs than your grandma's declaration over the Thanksgiving turkey. This episode includes unapologetically cynical commentary, unapologetic vendettas against mundane digital practices, and a moody escapade into the mind of the internet's most notorious harpy. Viewer discretion is advised if you're overly fond of your anime body pillow or if you take checkbox culture seriously. Stay classy, you beautiful disasters. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ From LOL to FML: Binary B******t, Teenage Hackers, and One Million Checkboxes (31) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Copyright 2025 @turboslut

    13 min
  8. iQuit: The Cosmic Facepalm of Apple's Forgotten Father

    08/27/2024

    iQuit: The Cosmic Facepalm of Apple's Forgotten Father

    Insignificuntly Yours - Episode 030 💦 Episode Description: In this snark-filled episode, @turboslut exposes the cosmic facepalm of Ronald G. Wayne, the forgotten co-founder of Apple who traded billions for beans. Get ready for a rollercoaster of wit and regret, as we unravel the unintended consequences of "playing it safe" in Silicon Valley. Spoiler: it's not pretty, but it's definitely hilarious. Bullet Points: Dive into the hilarious history of Ronald G. Wayne, the man who cashed out of Apple far too soon.Witness the snappy, razor-sharp commentary by @turboslut that's as ruthless as it is entertaining.Explore the madness of missed fortunes, as we take you from the '70s disco to today's tech titans.A comedic exploration of the balance between security and opportunity - which Ron definitely missed.Laugh, cry, and join the internal chaos of @turboslut's existential crisis. Key Points: Ronald G. Wayne was Apple's third co-founder, alongside Jobs and Wozniak, signing the original partnership agreement.Wayne's 10% stake in Apple could have been worth $250 billion today.His decision to sell his stake for $800 (later $1,500) was driven by fear of personal liability.Wayne claims that sticking with Apple would lead to 20 years of mundane paperwork.@turboslut delivers a brutal takedown of Wayne's choices, with equal parts humor and hindsight.The narrative takes a sharp turn to self-reflection, questioning the morality of judgment.Emphasis on taking risks and the perils of playing it too safe.A wild ride through the peaks and valleys of wit and crippling self-doubt from @turboslut.A reminder to laugh through the chaos of life's bad choices.Closing with a personal touch: the trials, triumphs, and trademark needs of @turboslut. Quotes: "He cashed out faster than a porn star at a bible camp.""If he'd held onto that 10% stake, it would be worth about $250 BILLION today.""I'm the voice in your head that says 'f**k it' and 'oh f**k' in the same breath.""When opportunity knocks, don't just answer the door - tackle it to the ground and ride that bitch to the bank.""I'm louder than Wayne's regrets." Hashtags: #TechFacepalm#MissedBillions #RiskVsReward #TurboslutTruths #SiliconSnark Content Warning: Caution: Listening to this episode may lead to spontaneous snorting, existential reflection, and a sudden urge to make questionable life choices. Not recommended for the risk-averse or easily offended but is highly suitable for those who enjoy a side of regret with their tech history. Featuring: @turboslut - Your acerbic host Geoffrey - Her long-suffering AI familiar Listen now: For a wake-up call that'll make you question everything you thought you knew and realized you were not knowing. #NYK About the Host: @turboslut delivers biting commentary on tech and society with a unique blend of humor, cynicism, and colorful language. Accompanied by the ever-patient AI-familiar Geoffrey, this show aims to provoke thought and challenge the status quo. __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.___ iQuit: The Cosmic Facepalm of Apple's Forgotten Father...

    14 min

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Pucker up, Little B’s! @turboslut is here to verbally bitchslap the tech industry, corporate America, and everything in between. This isn't your Pumpkin Spiced Latte of a podcast, sweetie. It's a triple-shot espresso enema for your brain, served with a side of "what the f@%k" and garnished with society's burning remains. We're about to go off the rails on this crazy train of modern life, and there is no safe word. Join your host @turboslut and her reluctant AI-familiar, Geoffrey as they: • Tear apart Silicon Valley's latest "innovations" • Expose corporate b******t faster than you can say "synergy" • Serve up hot takes hotter than your overclocked GPU Whether you're a code monkey, a wage slave, or just someone who's sick of the status quo, "Insignificuntly yours" is your wake-up call. It's time to question everything, laugh at the absurdity, and maybe start a revolution or two. New episodes drop daily, because the world doesn't stop being ridiculous just because it's the weekend. Warning: Contains explicit language, brutal honesty, and one minus one f@%ks given. Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, existential dread, and a sudden urge to overthrow your corporate overlords. Subscribe now, before the AI censors catch on! You know you love me. xoxo, @turboslut https://x.com/turboslut/ #TechRant #CorporateSatire #DigitalRebellion #NSFWComedy #AISass