Keepers Of The Monster Guild

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KMG is a podcast that delves into the lore behind classic TTRPG monsters. Kole and Matcha have been playing TTRPGS for years and want to help others learn how to better use these creatures in their own games. We are 2 ADHD riddled nerds who love learning and sharing new information. So come join us as we talk about all that goes bump in the night as we struggle to stay on topic for an hour and ask each other previously unthought of questions like "Where would you take a lich on a date?" Each episode we cover one new monster and look into its real life and in universe lore surrounding it.

  1. 2024/08/06

    Hydra

    Hydras, legendary creatures from Greek Myths. But how do these multi-headed lizards work? And what can you do with their corpses? Join Kole and Matcha as we discuss what we like and dislike about these foes, and how we would make them more memorable. Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    34 分钟
  2. 2024/07/23

    Wood Woads

    Wood Woads are guardians of the Forest, created by rituals and sacrifice with one goal that they pursue endlessly until they complete it or they no longer can keep doing it. Wood Woads can be made of any kind of tree even a Weeping Willow with Wisteria flowers for hair. Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    26 分钟
  3. 2024/07/09

    Gricks

    Gricks are a voracious creature, often used more as a trap rather than an active threat. Hear all about these grotesque tentacled worms and how Matcha and I would make them stand out. Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    21 分钟
  4. 2024/06/18

    Meenlock

    Meenlocks are fey creatures created out of intense fear and terror. They seek the destruction of anything good and innocent and can range from a mild annoyance to a major problem depending on how many show up. Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates⁠⁠⁠⁠. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    25 分钟
  5. 2024/06/04

    Salamanders

    Salamanders are cute little cold blooded creatures in the real world, but what are they in TTRPGS? Would you expect them to be expert smiths and sources of extreme heat? These cozy guys live in the plane of fire and spend most their time setting things on fire Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates⁠⁠. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    25 分钟
  6. 2024/05/21

    Chocobos!

    The iconic bright yellow ostriches may be from Final Fantasy, but they've also made there way into D&D. Learn about these frun loving creatures and how you can bamboozle your players the next time they try to find a mount Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates, or look at our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you want to support us monetarily and get access to a few rewards. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    30 分钟
  7. 2024/05/07

    Intellect Devourer

    What's worse than seeing an Intellect Devourer nearby? Having it walk right past you as if you're not even worthy of a meal. Intellect Devourers can be one of the scariest creatures to add into your campaign, they can be anything and anyone, even an ogre named Rug Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates, or look at our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you want to support us monetarily and get access to a few rewards. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    31 分钟
  8. 2024/04/23

    Behirs

    A thunder breathing giant snake with an unending appetite and also 6 legs and horns for some reason.... wait are we sure this isn't just another dragon? What do you mean it /KINDA/ is? Keepers of the Monster Guild is a lore podcast about creatures from TTRPGS like D&D and Pathfinder. Join Matcha and Kole on their journey to learn about all the things that go bump in the night, and try to tame everything that's cute or creepy. Find Us If you like Keepers of the Monster Guild, and you want to help, tell a friend about us! Word of mouth is the best way for small podcasts to begin growing even more than reviews. So please! Spread the word to all your friends (or just the ones you'd think would enjoy it). Find us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and updates, or look at our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠if you want to support us monetarily and get access to a few rewards. About Us Join our Community Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Keepers of the Monster Guild was created by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠MatchaMellow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kole Driscoll⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our music was made by April O, find them at @hurrayprilmusic on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠ Send us questions, comments, or whatever to KotMGPod@gmail.com

    31 分钟

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KMG is a podcast that delves into the lore behind classic TTRPG monsters. Kole and Matcha have been playing TTRPGS for years and want to help others learn how to better use these creatures in their own games. We are 2 ADHD riddled nerds who love learning and sharing new information. So come join us as we talk about all that goes bump in the night as we struggle to stay on topic for an hour and ask each other previously unthought of questions like "Where would you take a lich on a date?" Each episode we cover one new monster and look into its real life and in universe lore surrounding it.