The Year of the Cow - A Ryan Fair Podcast

Ryan Fair

This podcast was supposed to be funny, but I recognize that my humor only comes when I’m talking about serious issues.

  1. May 29

    Jaxson Dart - The First Amendment Is Not Your Emotional Support Animal.mp3

    The people melting down over Jaxson Dart introducing a president are the same emotional hall monitors who spent years telling America that dissent was sacred when Colin Kaepernick took a knee.I disagreed with most of what Kaepernick said. I thought parts of it were naive, performative, and unfair to law enforcement officers who actually walk into the fire every day while the keyboard revolutionaries post black squares from climate-controlled apartments. But I still defended his right to do it because that is the damn point of the First Amendment.Freedom of speech does not mean “approved speech from approved people on approved networks.” That’s not liberty. That’s corporate HR with a rainbow logo and a superiority complex.Now a quarterback introduces a president and suddenly the same crowd starts clutching pearls like the Republic is collapsing because somebody shook hands with orange Voldemort on camera. Spare me. You either believe adults can speak freely in public or you don’t. The standard cannot change because the jersey switched teams.The funniest part is the same people who told us kneeling during the National Anthem was “a courageous conversation” now think introducing a president is violence adjacent. America has become a theater production where every extra thinks they’re the main character and every disagreement is treated like DEFCON 1 by people whose greatest hardship is low Wi-Fi bars at Starbucks.Sometimes the most American thing you can do is let somebody say something you hate and not demand they be digitally waterboarded for it afterward.That is the difference between liberty and ideological narcotics.And if a grown adult cannot emotionally survive a quarterback introducing a politician, then maybe the problem is not democracy. Maybe the problem is a generation raised to believe disagreement itself is oppression.Freedom is messy. Always has been.You know, George Washington literally had newspapers calling him a tyrant while building the country?Yeah, George Washington didn’t demand emotional safe spaces. He crossed an icy river with farmers and literal psychopaths because freedom requires tolerance for friction, not just applause for your own tribe.Some of you would not survive a Thanksgiving dinner in 1997 without filing an HR complaint against your uncle and demanding grandma deplatform the turkey. Gobble freaking Gobble! See less

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This podcast was supposed to be funny, but I recognize that my humor only comes when I’m talking about serious issues.