Jabari’s Wisdom

Jabari

Have you ever wondered what philosophers like Plato and Aristotle would have said about modern day events? Well look no further I, Jabari, am the second coming of wisdom of the old ages. Jesus and Buddha flow through my mind and use me as a vessel to spread their truths. This podcast is more than just fools talking about stuff they know nothing about. This is a movement. THIS IS.....Jabari’s Wisdom

  1. 3d ago ·  Bonus

    Mini-Mini-Wiz on the Messy Bloodline of Your Ethnicity (and My First Day as UPS Driver Helper)

    I’m sorry you "the white race is dying" cringe lords.  If anything, it’s been dying since the start of time.  Your ancestors would look at you in disgust.  You are a mutt and will always be a mutt.  And the funny part is, those ancestors who would look at you as a mutt; even THEIR ancestors would look at them as a mutt.  The facts are: humanity is much more of a mess of different cultures and ethnicities and multi-origins than we would like to admit.

    Mini-Mini-Wiz on the Messy Bloodline of Your Ethnicity (and My First Day as UPS Driver Helper)

  2. 4d ago

    Wisdom on The Peak Strategy to Get a Girl

    This is a scientifically tried and tested method.  Do NOT take it with a grain of salt.  Heed my wisdom.  If a lame like me can make it work, you surely can.  And if you are at a body type that is unappealing, just go to the gym.  Legit, just try it.  I made a podcast about it in the past if you need some tips.  A little bit can go a long way.  Trust, a girl can tell.  Like I personally believe, it’s one of those unconscious things people don’t know why they know but they know. Girls you currently know will after about a month or so go, “Dang, ____ looks a bit different.  I’m not sure why."  And then a NEW girl you meet, you will seem chad. Because as you will hear/heard from the podcast, sadly, it’s gotta be a new girl.  If it’s a girl you knew longer than 3 months, just call it quits.  It’s gg.

    Wisdom on The Peak Strategy to Get a Girl

  3. 5d ago ·  Bonus

    Mini-Introspection on My Love for Naruto and Why I Tear Up From an Applause

    Yes, more introspection podcast.  Just an introspective week, I guess.  Probably not interesting at all to people unless I ended up being famous.  So see this as some type of podcasting investment.   The worth of these introspective podcasts goes up the more famous I potentially become.  If I become peak fame, people in the future will go, “Dang, it was so worth it to understand the mind of such a person.  It’s lucky he made it."  But if it ends up, RIP I don't become famous, then it’s just a random weekday podcast so it doesn’t matter.

    Mini-Introspection on My Love for Naruto and Why I Tear Up From an Applause

  4. 6d ago ·  Bonus

    Introspection on Life and How Working Is Just Sitting Around (and Update on Job Interview and Hair Thinning)

    Future Jabari here.  Spoiler, I don't think my hair was thinning since my hair is hella grown out now, and not like there’s a thinned/bald part.  I think that barber just sucked.  But who knows.

    Introspection on Life and How Working Is Just Sitting Around (and Update on Job Interview and Hair Thinning)

  5. Jul 23 ·  Bonus

    Mini-Introspection on the Canon Sophomore Year Loneliness Moment

    Sometimes a moment of loneliness is an important canon moment to have.  Only in silence does your true voice sing....and once you hear it....you can start to compose a harmony in the right scale.

    Mini-Introspection on the Canon Sophomore Year Loneliness Moment

  6. Jul 22 ·  Bonus

    Reminiscence on League of Legends.

    Future Jabari here.  It’s funny, a couple of weeks or so after this podcast was recorded, I started playing League again.  By the new year or so, I got into plat.  Made it to plat 2.  But all it takes is one loss to ruin a streak.  Then boom, even though I am consistently getting A+ or S as a ranking each game, it doesn’t matter.  Teammates are bad since I’m not in the losers queue.   That’s why Elo is so stupid.  I get punished by RNG.  Basically, the best way to rank up is to wait till you get a winners streak, then don’t stop playing.  Literally just keep playing all day, because at some point, the streak ends, and boom, you are in the losers queue.  Like from my personal experience, I've seen that once you have a winners streak and are in the winners queue, if you stop, the next time you play, you will be at risk of the losers queue.  It’s like the Elo boost runs out after a certain amount of time you aren’t playing.  It’s quite stupid.  Sadly, the developers at Riot and, to be honest, most competitive ranked games, don’t really understand that a ranking system needs to both incorporate how the team did AND how YOU did. Both at the same time.  You only do the "the whole team is the rank" if it’s a pre-made team.  Seems logical to me, but alas, most developers are just finishing their Jira task, and that’s it.  They don’t have the passion or care to do anything beyond that.  They just want the salary and then go home.  Guess it makes sense, but it’s still annoying.

    Reminiscence on League of Legends.

  7. Jul 21 ·  Bonus

    Mini-Wiz on Forcing a Hard Conversation to Happen For No Reason

    I'll never understand how some people can force conversations that they KNOW will be uncomfortable for other people so easily.  Like I get it if they are very close, but even then, like play for your audience troll.    And worse, like if you are part of a niche kind of group... it should be expected that you won't be specially treated out of the crowd.  Like you know how bad I wish there were more Black protagonists in GOOD games?  Or in anime a Black character who isn’t some random side character or Brazilian/African?  Oh my days I would LOVE for that to happen, but I know most game development companies are 99% white or Japanese....and I know all anime is 99.9999% Japanese....so me making a big deal about something would be absolutely insane.  Can I wish for more Black developers or cartoonists to become a thing, yes, but it would be weird af for me to start sending emails to companies about it.

    Mini-Wiz on Forcing a Hard Conversation to Happen For No Reason

  8. Jul 19

    Wisdom on the Unintentional Expense of LLMS(and Update on Project)

    Future Jabari here.  One thing that is annoying about having such a big backlog of podcasts is that my wisdom, that unironically is ahead of its time, comes out late.  I swear I will consistently be talking about stuff that is so ahead of the curve, and then, however many months later, the world finally catches up to watch I brought up so long in the past.... Worse, since there is a crazy backlog, by the time it uploads, I’m technically LATE to the game with my wisdom.....  Maybe it’s a good thing though.... The world doesn’t deserve to know the future ahead of time.  I'm only one who deserves to have an edge and prepare for crap since I’m the only one who can CHANGE THINGS.  Everyone else is literally useless.  All talk.  Don't actually plan to make crap better.  Screw you all.

    Wisdom on the Unintentional Expense of LLMS(and Update on Project)
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Have you ever wondered what philosophers like Plato and Aristotle would have said about modern day events? Well look no further I, Jabari, am the second coming of wisdom of the old ages. Jesus and Buddha flow through my mind and use me as a vessel to spread their truths. This podcast is more than just fools talking about stuff they know nothing about. This is a movement. THIS IS.....Jabari’s Wisdom

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  • Creator
    Jabari
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    226
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Jabari
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