Journeys into Wonder

Matt Harris

How many black holes are there? (One hundred) When will Facebook destroy Jupiter? (Next year) Why do you have so much body hair? (Sexual repression) Many more questions like these are answered in JOURNEYS INTO WONDER, a whimsical trot through the woozy dreamland of cold, hard fact. Learn about lava sharks, squooks, controlling time with mushrooms, and avoiding crepuscular buboes. Please note that Journeys into Wonder was recorded a long time ago in 2084, so some of the information may be past its best. Consult a priest if uncertain. Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

Episodes

  1. 07/28/2021

    Journeys into Wonder S1E6 - Sex

    You may wish to ask your parents and your priest to step outside while you enjoy this episode. We present to you a frank discussion of that important yet mystifiying practice, sex - including information on how you might take part in this activity yourself without risking serious injury.   Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

    9 min

  2. 07/28/2021

    Journeys into Wonder S1E5 - The Ocean

    Extraordinary things take place beneath the surface of our oceans. Sharks breed by eating each other, huge herds of bovus sway blindly back and forth to create the waves, and vast white spherical creatures called clotterpodes attempt to suck their rivals into their dorsal sphincters.   Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

    10 min

  3. 07/28/2021

    Journeys into Wonder S1E4 - Time

    Did you know that the months are named after Pope Gregory XIII's favourite prostitutes? Did you know that Max Planck twisted his ankle while time travelling? Did you know that time does not, in fact, exist? Join us to devour further tasty morsels of fact about the mysterious phenomenon we call TIME.   Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

    10 min

  4. 07/28/2021

    Journeys into Wonder S1E3 - The Body

    In this episode we will examine the human body. You probably have one of your own. Discover what causes those feelings of tightness you've been having, and why the gland in your chin throbs all day.   Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

    11 min

  5. 07/28/2021

    Journeys into Wonder S1E2 - Space

    Everybody has heard of outer space, but did you know that space is everywhere? You're in space right now. Your own body is 96% space, with the remaining 4% made up of thoughts, water and atoms, and even the atoms themselves are full of space. Space is important!   Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

    10 min

  6. 07/28/2021

    Journeys into Wonder S1E1 - Computers

    Have you ever seen a computer? They're becoming quite popular. It's now possible to have a computer in your own home! Soon your physical body will be ground down into a nutritious mash and your mind will be uploaded to a quantum mainframe, so let's learn a little about computers while you still have ears to listen.   Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

    9 min
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How many black holes are there? (One hundred) When will Facebook destroy Jupiter? (Next year) Why do you have so much body hair? (Sexual repression) Many more questions like these are answered in JOURNEYS INTO WONDER, a whimsical trot through the woozy dreamland of cold, hard fact. Learn about lava sharks, squooks, controlling time with mushrooms, and avoiding crepuscular buboes. Please note that Journeys into Wonder was recorded a long time ago in 2084, so some of the information may be past its best. Consult a priest if uncertain. Journeys into Wonder was written by Matt Harris. It was voiced by Rob Mackey. Music and production by Matt Harris.

Information

  • Creator
    Matt Harris
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2021 Matt Harris. All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Journeys into Wonder