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I promise that website isn't porn, but if it was that'd be cool too. Our guest Michael joins us to explore just why Archie brings a gun to school, and if it's really fair to punch a dude in the face if you're in a street brawl.

My salad days, / When I was green in judgment, cold in blood/To say as I said then!/ For hark, a podcast, drenched in smut and crime!/ Tales of Loss and Love we seek to find/ Okay I'm done writing in iambic pentameter, this is a fun one. Enjoy loves!

Joined by our special guest @AdventureAnalisa, we dive into the least appropriately named episode of Riverdale yet. I mean, what even IS a Nighthawk?? I still don't know! Anyway, listen to us ramble about it for an hour and a half ya filthy animals (JK we love you, mwah

Season 2 is here! This season of Riverdale is somehow already outdoing the insanity of the first, and something tells me it's only going to get more schlock-y. In this episode we learn the fate of Fred Andrews after the tragic shooting at Pop's diner, and learn that Archie would wear a kilt at his wedding. Glad to be back folx.

13 episodes. 13 disciples. In this episode, Brian and I are betrayed, flayed, and dismayed at the literal last thing to happen in Riverdale Season 1. Joined by @almondarcade on Twitter dot com, we recap and discuss our final moments of joy before the season ends.

Wow. I didn't expect things to happen so quickly. Yet here we are, surrounded by the dust of what came before, and by that I mean almost an entire season of Riverdale. Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion, AND our Logo artist as the guest!!!