Just Kill Me Podcast

Dale Irvin
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Three funny people with over 60 years of comedy experience tell you why you have it good, by talking about the experiences, news stories, and horrible jobs that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

  1. 06/25/2018

    How's Your Job? If it's better than these, you win.

    If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to Justkillmeshow@gmail.com. You could win a ty-shirt! Episode 25   4:45 Deleted Scholarship 7:03 Please Spit On Burger 9:06 Crocodile Tour Guide 12:42 Elon Musk 14:40 Sex at Work 17:08 Soccer Panties 18:59 Worst Job Of The Week 22:26 Wrap Up

    23 min

  2. 06/15/2018

    Who's Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers

    This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more. Episode 24   2:46 Japanese Fathers 4:05 Monkey in Home Depot 5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief 7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts 11:08 Home Flamethrowers 12:20 Too Large 14:15 Donkey Milk 19:00 Wrap Up

    21 min

  3. 06/07/2018

    What smells in here?

    You could be on a bad flight when the plane has to make an emergency landing because somebody stinks. In California, you can't shower and do laundry on the same day. A woman has her lady parts reconstructed using a tilapia fish. These and even more reasons that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

    20 min

  4. 06/01/2018

    If it ain't like chalk, you got to let him walk

    What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.   EPISODE 22 6:21 Cockroach Milk 7:51 Defendant Shows Penis 10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement 11:05 Robot Dog Funeral 14:58 Dolphin Happiness 16:32 Wrap Up

    18 min

  5. 05/26/2018

    Florida Zombie Alert

    Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more! Episode 21 4:52 Passanger From Hell 7:11 Twelve Best Jobs for Serial Killers 10:06 Feces Flung 12:01 Summa Cum Publix 14:12 Zombie Attack 15:20 Worst Job of the Week 17:20 Wrap Up

    19 min

  6. 05/19/2018

    Kansas cops should not date this woman

    This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say "Just Kill Me." Episode 20 3:56 Kansas cops can't have sex 5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire 7:07 65,000 texts 9:09 Arguing with a parrot 10:38 Eating dangerous animals 12:15  Dine and Dash 14:25 Worst Job Interviews 17:52 Wrap Up

    20 min

  7. 05/10/2018

    Cars are for driving and Cheetos are for eating

    How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week's episode. Episode 19 7:33 Tailpipe Coitus 9:55 Stormy Cheetos 11:53 Exploding Pee 14:20 Ear Roach 16:28 Apocalypse Cabins 18:29 Worst Job of the Week 22:02 Wrap Up

    24 min

  8. 05/03/2018

    The adventures of Bagel Head

    This week's Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.

    17 min
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Three funny people with over 60 years of comedy experience tell you why you have it good, by talking about the experiences, news stories, and horrible jobs that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

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  • Creator
    Dale Irvin
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Just Kill Me Podcast