Warning, the following content may contain elements that are not simple for some audiences. Viewer discretion is advised. Music. Gather round the mic every Thursday night. No scripts, no plans, just a verbal fight. It's a mess of genius and a sprinkle of wit. Welcome to the chaos, we're just talking shit. Just talking shit, and we don't even care. Alright, well, never thought I'd see Josh over there. to work into the intro of the song. That's a damn good song. Here we are. I'd rather not see that. I digress. I'd rather not see that. It's a damn good song. It is catchy, I will say. When I'm at work and I'm just doing my normal thing and I catch myself singing the damn theme song in my head. That's bad. Yeah, yeah. All right, so how's everybody's week been? Been pretty good. Been pretty good. I actually had some good money days this week at work. so that's been a good thing. Oh, that's good. That's always plus. Yeah. Yeah? Mine's been a lot of turmoil and fighting. Yeah, so trying to get that disability, huh? Trying, trying. Trying to get disability. Yeah, well. But, you know. You know what? If our listeners could help, you know, spread the awareness and... Our listeners could... Flood, you know, Tim Birches, Marshall Blackburn, you know. Yeah. Everybody that's, you know, in politics, blow their stuff up. Fox News, CNN. Everybody. MSNBC. The local news stations. CBS, PBS, NPR. I don't know that PBS is really much. NYPD, Blue, all of them. But yeah. All the initials. 100%. I don't know. So, we'll cover more about that for sure. I was single, but my core's engaged right now. Your core's engaged? You're single, but your core's engaged? Is that what you said? Yeah. What the hell does that mean? Exercise. Locking my coring. But what is the fact that being single have to do with your core? I just felt it because my core is engaged. What does it have to do with you being single? You don't. It's a pun. It's a pun. Is it? It's jackasses. Is it? Or did you just make it up? I am single, but my core's engaged. Yeah, but I don't understand how those two things correlate. Because you two are dumbasses. Clearly. No, I don't think it's us. It is you. I guarantee our listeners are going to be laughing. I don't think anybody else would have made that correlation. They will. When they hear it, they'll be laughing. They're like, oh. Hey, I'll be the one point in saying, yeah, that was me that said it. So we'll convince him they're laughing with him. Yeah. They'll be laughing with me. All right. So anything else anybody wants to share? What else did we have? What did we have going on this week, honey? Were you about to say something disparaging about my cat? Every time we go to get our podcast going, this cat rubs up against me. He just likes to say hello. Like I'm a f*****g magic lamp. He loves you. Like he's waiting for a genie to pop out. That's his way of saying hello, Chris. He's acting like he's waiting for a genie to pop out of me. You know what would be nice is if I could, you know, pet your dog. You know what would be nice? I've never seen a cat just walk outside and just meander back in when it wants to. Well, that's because he's majestic like a lion. He's king of the castle. Exactly. He better watch him run those good years out there in this country jungle because he'll get him. He knows better. They don't actually go anywhere far from the house. They stay in the yard. Our cats don't go nowhere. They're too old to go anywhere. Yeah, they don't give a damn that much. They just like being outside. You know, cats are cats, right? Yeah, but they don't care that much. That's the thing. They don't care to go anywhere. They're content with just going outside. As long as they can go outside and chill in the grass, they're good. Until that bird lands next to them. Boom. You think somebody's going to pick that up? No, I said a bird. Yeah, you think a bird's going to be able to pick his out of them? No, they're going to chase the bird out the road or down the road or whatever. Okay, well. Yeah, he ain't going to do all that. That's just him bringing a skiff. He's a little too fat and lazy for that shit. Rolled in decisions paid with flat cats. So what Chris is talking about is that we have a patio off of our studio that actually goes outside. So we just let the cat in and out as they want to come and go. Interesting. They just slam the mic in his face. I heard like, yeah. I didn't know I had it that close. I didn't know you needed to say it that badly. I mean, we will let you say what you need to. Damn. Shit. I knocked myself out with a mic. It's a good thing you already got dickers. Are you even knocking? You ain't kidding. You've been knocking two teeth out. When are you chicken dinner? It's like whack-a-mole. With your teeth. I'm not kidding. Ring your bell a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Bob Barker would be so disappointed. Come on now. You're like, son, let me show you how to do it. We should say how to use the Bob Barker. You know in all the years he used one of these microphones, he had to have done that at least one time. You bet the women that would. Or how many times did he hit somebody else in the face with it? I wonder how many times he got asked in the bedroom. He was like, Dad. Yeah. He's sticking it in there. Yeah. Had him talking to his microphone, you know? The price is right. Come on down. I thought I'd be into this. Hey, what we need to do is... He was talking into his vape. What we need to do is do a live thing so I can interview people and do that. Oh, yeah. Take you out to the streets. When they're talking, I'll be like... Take you out downtown. Knox will have you ask people, great people on the streets. Hey, we're coming at you live from Disarchership. We are wanting to do a live episode. We got that battery pack one we can take. It just has batteries. It takes batteries. Yeah, but Courtney's right. We do need to get to that live episode. So you got to stay tuned. That's probably going to be coming in the next. Week or two. Yeah, the next couple of three, two or three weeks for sure. I would say probably not this week, next week, because this week, this coming up week, Doug, Donna, and a lot of them are going to be on a cruise. Yeah, they're going to, yeah. So maybe two weeks from now. That's how cruises have Wi-Fi. Yeah, but it's not the most reliable. And we're going to interrupt people's vacations. I do. Yeah, I know you do. Well, it might not be the best weather. Hopefully it changes around. Oh, so you mean they have time to listen to a podcast? Well, maybe. I'm just saying they're on vacation, all right? Why are you yelling? Do you see me yelling? No, but you're pressing me like I'm the one that's going on vacation. Because you know all about it. I'm just saying they're on vacation. You know all about it. They stress me out. Vacations? No, you too. Oh, well. Oh, well. It is what it is. I get a little passionate sometimes, okay? She does. But if you guys take free yelling, it's really just me being passionate. No, that's called yelling. No, no. What I take is scars, she takes is deep passion. You'll know when I'm yelling, when I get my mom voice out. Yeah, that's not fun. I've heard her do that. Not a lot. Like, maybe three times. It sucks. Yeah, like, it sucks. You don't want to be around for that. That's not good. I have so many things to say right now. I bet you do. I bet you do. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. She may make grown-ass men tremble because they're like, what the hell just happened right then? Anywho, so I guess let's, unless there's anything else you guys want to talk about. I wonder about how Josh trembles when you yell at him in the bedroom. Yeah, because now you sound like you're an abused house husband. I'm sorry, honey. I just didn't line the tails up just right. It just said either you put down the seat or I'll put you down. That's a great movie. It really is. Do you know what movie it is? I have no clue. What happens in Vegas? Oh, I don't know. With Ashton Kikker and Cameron Diaz? I don't know that I've seen that. I mean, I've seen, like, of the movie, but I don't know that I've actually... We are totally watching that because it's... It's a great movie. It really is. I'm down. Is it something the kids can watch or no? Yeah, probably not. Oh, okay. I mean, there's nothing like... Well, I mean, they could, but... But there's some adult humor. Yeah, it's very adult humor. Oh, yeah. It's definitely adult humor. Yeah, then we'd probably be better off to leave them out of it. Yeah. Hey, old man. I like those glasses. Thank you. Yeah. Look at you. I wish I had some readers like that when I was wearing readers. Now I've got these bifocals, man. I'm telling you, that's the shit. I want to get Lasix. I want to get Lasix. Yeah, we talk in the microphone during the podcast. I want to get Lasix. Man, I can see so much better. Dang. All right. Any here. I can see clear. All right. I think I'm going to get started. with my segment. All right, let's roll. We're going on to folklore fact or fiction with Courtney. Yeah. Thank you, honey. What if I told you the room you just checked into still remembers the dying breath of a soldier who never left? What if I told you your hotel mirror has seen faces that no longer exist? And what if I told you that your faucet turning on in the middle of the night isn't just a plumbing issue? Welcome to Savannah, Georgia. And more specifically, welcome to the Marshall House Hotel. Tonight we check in, but some guests never check out. All right. Some guests never check out. That's ominous. I love it. She's got mirrors in her again. Yeah. Mirrors is usually a common theme throughout. It does seem like with a lot of these supernatural-based... A lot of cultures and stuff view mirrors as gateways or souls, like Abel to capture the souls, you know. Anywho, back to the Marshall House. So, the Marshall House sits at 123 East Broughton Street. Is that right? Mm-hmm.
