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Alex Midway and Eric Halsey
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John Wayne's Surge Protector podcast is two guys discussing the world around us on a twice weekly basis. We try to look at things that we think are huge deals and sometimes those items are also flying under the radar for a lot of other media channels. Having known each other for many years some of the jokes you hear may not come off as jokes. Keep listening and you will get in the loop soon enough as well. We have a link to leave any feedback in most of the episodes so don't hesitate to reach out. 

  1. Ukraine’s Kids Are Still Playing Hide and Seek in Bunkers—And Somehow It’s Worse Than War

    2D AGO

    Ukraine’s Kids Are Still Playing Hide and Seek in Bunkers—And Somehow It’s Worse Than War

    Most big truths are buried in the chaos—and this episode is no different. From a hilarious game of "who said it and why" involving Pearl Harbor jokes that almost got President Teddy Roosevelt impeached (just kidding), to behind-the-scenes intel on Elon Musk's timeline versus Samsung’s, we’re ripping back the curtain on world events, tech madness, and political clown show antics.Dive into the bizarre world where world leaders casually joke about surprise attacks, and political figures are more often seen patting backforeign friends than solving problems. We break down the latest Tesla FSD updates, the Ukraine war effect on kids in bomb shelters, and how a pipeline plan in Hungary is basically playing "whack-a-mole" with Putin’s oil supply—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds. Plus, how billionaires cry about taxes while secretly playing stock market magic with billions in loopholes. Spoiler: they’re doing just fine, thank you very much.You'll discover:  Why global political banter could be the most awkward dinner party ever  The real story behind Ukraine’s kids hiding in metro stations (and how they think of underground bunkers as their new playground)  How Elon Musk’s timeline is about as reliable as your neighbor’s garage sales  The secret weapon in Hungary’s political playbook: a pipeline made for... “friendship”? Why Afro Man is now a hero for turning a no-knock raid into a multi-million-dollar petty revenge saga  Why does all this matter? Because ignoring the madness means missing out on understanding how the chaos influences your wallet, your safety, and your quiet Sunday naps. This episode is essential listening if you want to stay woke without losing your mind or your sense of humor.Perfect for anyone tired of the same old news, craving a spicy take on international drama, tech satire, and political farce—all served with a side of wit and a pinch of “did that really happen?” Don’t miss out—hit play, laugh, and stay one step ahead of the world’s absurdity. The Trump w/ Japan's PM, Sanae Takaichi, video https://bbc.com/news/videos/cx248jvgwj8o Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    47 min
  2. Why Ticketmaster’s Monopoly is More Than Just Bad Seating—It’s a Crime

    3D AGO

    Why Ticketmaster’s Monopoly is More Than Just Bad Seating—It’s a Crime

    Most of what you hear about the world’s crises is just fancy noise—until it’s not. In this episode, we cut through the chaos with a dose of reckless honesty, exposing how billionaires and world leaders are really playing 4D chess... and it’s probably this many moves away from being a nightmare. Think your life feels absurd? Wait until you hear about Biden’s warehouse deals, Kid Rock’s conspiracy rants, and Sean Penn’s secret trips to Ukraine—all in one wild ride. Whether it’s Tesla’s stock rollercoaster, the U.S. invasion of your sanity via Ukraine, or the government’s latest scheme to turn a tiny Georgia town into a detention center, you'll discover how the powers-that-be are doing everything in their inflated power to keep us distracted, confused, or just plain broke. We break down the latest antics of Elon Musk (spoiler: it involves an AI chips project fired off in seven days... or something Elon related), the real story behind Ticketmaster’s monopoly coup, and how DHS is buying warehouses in Russia’s backyard—yep, you heard that right. We’ll also explore the hilarious yet horrifying spectacle of Congress’s ongoing farce, from war-mongering generals to Kid Rock’s $5,000 ticket price. Plus, a deep dive into Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, and unannounced world peace operations that make you wonder if anyone’s even in charge anymore—or if we’re all just playing a really bad game of global Monopoly. This episode is perfect for anyone tired of the mainstream spin, craving some unfiltered truth, or just wanting to laugh at how utterly ridiculous world affairs have become. Because if you’re not laughing, you’re probably crying—so grab a drink and enjoy the ride. And yes, we’re calling out the shady billionaires and politicians — because someone’s got to say it. Tune in, as we blast through the nonsense and leave you with a smile... or at least a grimace of understanding. Note: No actual warehouses were harmed in the making of this episode, but taxpayers’ dollars sure took a hit. Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    38 min
  3. "War, Tech, and the Absurd: A Satirical Dive"

    MAR 13

    "War, Tech, and the Absurd: A Satirical Dive"

    Most conflicts are complicated—unless you catch Elon Musk joking about building a giant oil tanker out of Cybertrucks or Dr. Oz as the new doctor at a rally. Buckle up, because today’s episode is a wild ride through war, politics, tech insanity, and the absolutely absurd world we live in. We dive headfirst into the latest oil tanker explosions, Israeli-Lebanese chaos, and the never-ending drama of world leaders playing checkers while we’re all stuck in a bumper car. Discover how Zelensky’s Hollywood skills, Russian factory sabotage, and TikTok-worthy military blunders make modern warfare feel more like a parody than a crisis. Plus, Elon’s “Macro Hard” AI plans and the truth about Congress’s secret slush funds—spoiler, it’s as scandalous as your favorite trash TV. We break down: Why Zelensky’s a star, the bizarre video of Dr. Oz on stage, and how fake sympathy and fake canals are delaying real progress. You’ll learn how geopolitics looks when it’s sprinkled with a hefty dose of comedy, confusion, and conspiracy theories that make “The Onion” look like a history textbook. This episode is perfect for anyone who’s tired of fake news, tired of war, or just wants a good laugh about the chaos swallowing the world. Spoiler alert: the next 45 minutes might make you question whether we’re living in a reality show or a bizarre satire—and honestly, we’re here for it. Oh, and by the way, if you think Congress managing a secret fund to pay off sexual harassment claims sounds normal, well… you’re in the right place. We’re throwing in a dash of “what could possibly go wrong?” with a side of “please pass the popcorn. ”So, if you’re craving honest, no-holds-barred takes on war, tech, politics, and the circus that makes up the news cycle—hit play. This isn’t just entertainment; it’s a front-row seat to the madness. Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    38 min
  4. Tech, Tactics, and Tongue-in-Cheek Politics

    MAR 11

    Tech, Tactics, and Tongue-in-Cheek Politics

    Most people think the world’s a chaotic mess — and who’s to argue? But underneath the chaos, there’s a secret sauce of conspiracy, stupidity, and epic ego trips that keep the madness spinning. Want to know what REALLY goes on behind the scenes? Our guests peel back the curtain on everything from fake wars, dodgy weapons contracts, to the media controlled by lizard people. Yeah, we’re diving deep into the stuff they don’t want you to see (or remember). In this episode, we break down: How the US, UK, and Australia are the only countries still waving around Tomahawk missiles like they’re in a bad action movie — with Iran as the “villain.” The bizarre state of our military stockpile — obsolete jets, expensive drones, and how we’re recycling weapons like your grandma’s Tupperware.  The wild story of Ukraine, drones, and how 23-year-old DHS officials are stepping into the breach with the maturity of a toddler on a sugar high.  Why Trump’s way of talking about Iran, Ukraine, and “fake” wars makes your head spin faster than a TikTok dance gone wrong.  The shocking truth about Zelensky’s leadership and what it really takes to swallow pride when the whole world’s watching — or not. If you love your news served spicy, with a side of comedy and a dash of “what the heck?” this episode is your new favorite rabbit hole. Perfect for political junkies, conspiracy theorists, or anyone who wants to laugh at how messed up everything truly is.And yes, these stories matter — because ignoring them means maybe you’ll wake up one day and find out your country’s playing hide-and-seek with the truth, with a little help from the media lizard overlords. Better to know now, right?Buckle up: it’s a wild ride through the corridors of power, media lies, and military madness. Hit play — your brain will thank you Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    41 min
  5. Pardons, Politics, and Pop Culture

    MAR 7

    Pardons, Politics, and Pop Culture

    Most of us are just trying to keep our jobs while Washington chips away at the sanity meter. This week: 92,000 Americans catching the shortest month in history—February, that is—and the government’s "transparency" acts like a magic trick to hide the real numbers. Meanwhile, Florida’s got a new "reimbursement" scheme for alligator condos, and surprise—FEMA’s throwing cold water on that fire. Spoiler alert: $680 million gone faster than your paycheck after the coffee shop run. But it’s not just coastal chaos—Turkey’s not-so-secret plan to blow up ships, Ukraine turning into the world's worst game of Battleship, and Russian submarines playing "hide and seek" in the Mediterranean. Oh, and if you thought tech was safe, think again. Fox News is recycling Ukrainian drone footage like it’s the latest TikTok trend—and trying to make sense of global chaos with the clarity of a drunk sailor. And let’s not forget the government’s magic trick with military spending—dropping a billion dollars on radars that, somehow, just vanish during enemy missiles. Turns out, we're spending more on fancy military toys than on feeding kids or fixing roads—because, hey, America first means making sure the billionaires keep billion-aring. Plus, a side of political theater with secretive DHS leaders, a proposed "Supreme Leader" pick, and a troop draft hashtag that’s almost as serious as a reality show. You’ll discover: the secret science behind military budget magnification, how to read between the propaganda lines, and why keeping a straight face is harder than handling a toddler with a loaded diaper. From classic conspiracy theories to the latest in international drama—this episode will have you shaking your head, laughing out loud, and wishing you could unsee some of it. Perfect for anyone who wants the inside scoop on geopolitical chaos, military madness, and how Washington keeps stacking the deck while you’re busy binge-watching Netflix—because honestly, that might be more productive than keeping up with this circus. Tune in, because if you’re not laughing, you’re crying—probably from all the absurdity we just covered. Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    55 min
  6. War is back on the menu

    MAR 4

    War is back on the menu

    Most governments are basically running on caffeine and chaos—welcome to the war of absurdity we call today’s geopolitics. Alex and Eric peel back the curtain on the insane world of global conflicts, Tesla dramas, and fast-food CEO showdowns—all sprinkled with enough sarcasm to keep you sane. Spoiler: nobody’s really got a clue what’s happening, but hey, that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at it!First up, they dive into the delightfully cringey “Epic Fury” misfire—yes, a four-letter nickname for war that sounds like an energy drink. Who’s pulling these strings? Monster-brain political maniacs? You bet. Then, we get into Tesla’s talent trouble—half a billion dollars spent trying to get robo-taxis off the ground while the CEO is busy ghosting permits. The future of self-driving cars? More like self-destruction. But wait, there’s more! Our hosts decode Ukraine’s latest drone ballet, Russia’s flamingo flying missions, and why Iran’s clandestine missile games mean bigger trouble for everyone—yes, even your gas pump. Meanwhile, Trump’s “photo-op” in the Situation Room is a reminder that some folks treat presidency like a backyard barbecue. And because this podcast is nothing if not a chaotic cocktail, we get the inside scoop on the bizarre Epstein connections with industry titans (spoiler: some billionaires are surprisingly innocent), plus a quick detour into fast food diplomacy—because no debate is complete without a Big Mac or a Big Arch. You'll discover: how world leaders are secretly cringing at their own policies, why preemptive strikes are the political version of squinting at a scrambled cable channel, and exactly why the US is paying Iran’s drone factory bills. Whether you’re a political junkie, a Tesla skeptic, or just here for the fries-and-failure humor, this episode will leave you more entertained than informed (which is probably default these days).So, if you want a front-row seat to the chaos without the risk of blinking and missing the punchline, hit play. This is the episode your conspiracy theory friends will be sharing—best served with a side of skepticism and a shot of whiskey. Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    32 min
  7. ICE, Immigration, and the $53 Lunch Mystery

    FEB 28

    ICE, Immigration, and the $53 Lunch Mystery

    Most politicians are like bad magicians—lots of smoke, mirrors, and not much truth. But in this episode, Alex and Eric peel back the curtain on the chaos: from Biden’s two-hour “lie-fest” to Elon Musk’s union threats, Ukraine’s high-tech hits, and the hilarious incompetence of American bureaucracy. Spoiler alert: It’s a wild ride involving fake steel graphs, $53 lunches, and a mayor caught sniffing panties — yes, you read that right. You’ll discover why the State of the Union was the political equivalent of a never-ending karaoke session, how Ukraine’s military is crushing top-tier drones, and why our immigration “crisis” is as cost-effective as Dogecoin in a casino. They break down the crazy numbers behind border patrol spending, explain why sending Marco Rubio to Israel makes about as much sense as a cat driving a Tesla, and roast a White House account run by a guy who thinks Barack Obama is a monkey. Plus, get the scoop on how fake Twitter accounts and shady politicians are turning every headline into a circus. Want to know what it really costs to keep ICE in action—$18 million a week, or enough to cover a year of free school lunches? Or why a Canadian hockey star is denying he’s secretly a Russian spy? Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. This is essential listening if you love laugh-out-loud political chaos, satirical takes on war, corruption, and the absurd lengths of government spin. Perfect for anyone tired of political sugarcoating — because these guys are just fake graphs, over-the-top satire, and a whole lot of “what the hell” wrapped into one.  Note: If your brain is unshockable, this might be your new favorite escape hatch from reality The Kat Abughazelah ad we talk about in the episode  Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    42 min
  8. Slava Ukraini - 4 years later and still here

    FEB 25

    Slava Ukraini - 4 years later and still here

    Most people think global chaos is a big deal, but here’s the truth: you’re probably more screwed with your local government than with any foreign dictator. In this episode, Eric and Alex toss back some laughs while unraveling the latest viral madness—from Punch the Monkey’s tragic backstory to the bizarre Olympics helmet controversy. They reveal how Ukraine’s sneaky cyber tricks are messing with Russian troops, why America’s military budget probably could build a Martian colony, and how the US government might be selling weapons to cartels (yes, really).You'll discover: the hilarious (and horrifying) tactics Ukraine’s using to outwit its enemies, how the “world’s largest aircraft carrier” is just a giant floating potty, and why the IOC’s logic on helmets is about as sensible as yelling “fire!” in a movie theater. Plus, get the scoop on the ongoing chaos in Mexico, the shocking truth about tariffs benefiting family businesses, and the cringe-worthy spectacle of politicians caught with their pants down—literally and figuratively. Why does any of this matter? Because if you’re waiting for politicians to save the day, you might as well wait for Punch the Monkey to run for office. Ukraine’s cyber shenanigans and America’s endless military spending might keep the headlines spinning, but the real joke is how we pretend everything’s normal. Whether you’re a political junkie, a conspiracy skeptic, or just looking for a good laugh about the world’s dumpster fire, this episode delivers comedy with a side of “what did I just hear?” Perfect for late-night skeptics, news junkies, or anyone who needs a sanity check. Hit play before the next disaster—because these two are just getting started. Got feedback? We want to hear it.

    48 min
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John Wayne's Surge Protector podcast is two guys discussing the world around us on a twice weekly basis. We try to look at things that we think are huge deals and sometimes those items are also flying under the radar for a lot of other media channels. Having known each other for many years some of the jokes you hear may not come off as jokes. Keep listening and you will get in the loop soon enough as well. We have a link to leave any feedback in most of the episodes so don't hesitate to reach out. 

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  • Creator
    Alex Midway and Eric Halsey
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    96
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © 2026 John Wayne's Surge Protector
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