6 episodes

Seventeen-year-old Zach is not a moral crusader. He's a snarky, well-liked stoner who attends detention about as often as Algebra. Unfortunately, he's also a closeted bisexual in 2005, in a town where even the potheads are conservatives. When school firebrand Gabe suggests they pretend to date in order to take the heat off two female students who are actually in love, Zach knows it's the worst idea he's ever heard. Then he does it anyway.

Keep It Steady Procyon Podcast Network

    • Fiction
    • 5.0 • 35 Ratings

Seventeen-year-old Zach is not a moral crusader. He's a snarky, well-liked stoner who attends detention about as often as Algebra. Unfortunately, he's also a closeted bisexual in 2005, in a town where even the potheads are conservatives. When school firebrand Gabe suggests they pretend to date in order to take the heat off two female students who are actually in love, Zach knows it's the worst idea he's ever heard. Then he does it anyway.

    Episode Six

    Episode Six

    Summary: Zach flees.
    Content warnings: This episode contains a depiction of an anxiety attack, drug use, and brief violence.
    Episode transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-6

    This episode features:
    Kay Watson as Morning Announcements
    Matthew Sabido as Zach
    Chris Rivera as Gabe
    Mina Nathans as Señora Johnson
    Regina Renée Russell as Krista
    Paige Alena as Leslie
    Sophia Babai as Ponni
    Perseus Rebelo as Andy
    Ishani Kanetkar as Tori
    Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum
    Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall
    Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey
    Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn
    Written by Jessica Best
    Zach’s narration music is written, performed, and produced by Chiron Star.
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    • 42 min
    Episode Five

    Episode Five

    Summary: In which a song is heard.
    Episode transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-5
    This episode features—
    Kay Watson as Morning Announcements
    Matthew Sabido as Zach
    Chris Rivera as Gabe
    Tal Minear as Molly
    Regina Renée Russell as Krista
    Paige Alena as Leslie
    Sophia Babai as Ponni
    Perseus Rebelo as Andy
    Thom Rivera as Vice Principal Richardson
    Alyssa Cassese as rock vocals
    Directed by Rye Dorsey
    Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey
    Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn
    Written by Jessica Best. Zach’s narration music is written, performed, and produced by Chiron Star. “Sisyphus” is written by Jessica Best and produced by Chiron Star, all instruments performed by Chiron Star.

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    • 42 min
    Episode Four

    Episode Four

    Summary: Several heart-to-hearts, a new song, and a very important haircut.
    Content warnings: Be advised this episode contains discussion of anti-Asian racism, a mention of violence, and a homophobic slur.
    Episode transcript: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-4
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    • 47 min
    Episode Three

    Episode Three

    Summary: A pretend date that winds up actually kind of happening? Oops.
    Content warning: This episode contains homophobia, a homophobic slur, and tense situations.
    Transcript available at https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-3.
    If you’d like to make more Keep It Steady episodes possible and access a variety of bonus rewards, including your name in the morning announcements, please visit patreon.com/keepitsteadypod to become a Patreon backer.
    This episode features:
    Kay Watson as Morning Announcements
    Ashton Reid as Zach
    Chris Rivera as Gabe
    Greg Vinciguerra as Cody
    Andy BC Emmerson as Mike
    Regina Renée Russell as Krista
    Ishani Kanetkar as Tori
    Directed by Cara Ehlenfeldt
    Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey
    Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn
    Written by Jessica Best. Music by Chiron Star.
    Keep It Steady is a Procyon Podcast Network production, as part of the Fable and Folly Network. https://fableandfolly.com/partners/
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    • 35 min
    Episode Two

    Episode Two

    Summary: Gabe makes a proposal, Zach takes a leap.

    Content warning: Be advised this episode contains bullying and homophobic slurs.

    For a complete transcript, visit: https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-2


    FEATURING
    Kay Watson as Morning Announcements
    Ashton Reid as Zach
    Chris Rivera as Gabe
    Ishani Kanetkar as Tori
    Ella Moira Seet as Melissa
    Andy Emmerson as Mike
    Paige Alena as Leslie
    Regina Renée Russell as Krista
    Nat Razi as Ponni
    Perseus Rebelo as Andy
    Stephen Indrisano as Eddie
    Nate Dufort as Mr. Clark
    Greg Vinciguerra as Cody

    Directed by Rye Dorsey
    Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey
    Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn
    Written by Jessica Best.
    Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star.
    The closing credits music is composed by Jessica Best and performed by Chiron Star.
    The music on Zach’s mp3 player is “Say You Will” by Shane Ivers, at Silvermansound.com

    Keep It Steady is a Procyon Podcast Network production, as part of the Fable and Folly Network. https://fableandfolly.com/partners/
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    • 36 min
    Episode One

    Episode One

    When Zach meets new kid Gabe Navarro in detention, Zach is fascinated by Gabe and his progressive politics but figures it’s a lost cause.

    Gabe, however, is determined to shake things up.

    For a transcript of the episode, please visit https://www.procyonpodcastnetwork.com/post/keep-it-steady-episode-1

    If you’d like to make more Keep It Steady episodes possible and access a variety of bonus rewards, including your name in the morning announcements, please visit patreon.com/keepitsteadypod to become a Patreon backer.

    This episode features:

    Kay Watson as Morning Announcements
    Ashton Reid as Zach
    Ella Mouria Seet as Melissa
    Stephen Indrisano as Eddie
    Nikki Paige as Mrs. Peterson
    Chris Rivera as Gabe 
    Ishani Kanetkar as Tori 
    Andy BC Emmerson as Mike
    Paige Alena as Leslie
    Regina Renée Russell as Krista
    Nat Razi as Ponni 
    Perseus Rebelo as Andy
    Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum
    Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall
    Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey
    Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn
    Written by Jessica Best

    Video game music is Climb by Shane Ivers, from silvermansound.com

    Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star. Closing credits music is by Jessica Best, and arranged, performed, and produced by Chiron Star.

    Keep It Steady is a Procyon Podcast Network production, as part of the Fable and Folly Network. https://fableandfolly.com/partners/
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    • 34 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
35 Ratings

35 Ratings

vera langley ,

A masterpiece

One of my favorite podcasts full stop. Some amazing scriptwriting is happening here to translate this from book to podcast format so well. The humor is brilliant and meeting all of these characters in an audio format has been such an amazing experience. I loved every minute of the first episode and have gone back to listen to it several times just to experience that magic again

Whirlsofwords ,

Highly Recommend!

I’ve listened to ep 1 like 3 times in a row. I love the fic this was based on, and it’s wonderful to get to meet the characters in audio form.

cCecevsbdjt ,

YES!

the fic that inspired this is my ALL TIME favorite- and GOD the podcast lives up to it! I CANNOT wait for more. Love love love it

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