Kelso Tech Bros

Michael & Matthew Kelso

Two brothers. Different opinions. One tech obsession. Every episode, we buy the phones, wearables, and gadgets you're curious about—then argue about whether they're worth your money. Expect honest reviews, sibling roasts, and the occasional "I told you so" when one of us is dead wrong. No scripts. No corporate talking points. Just two guys who can't stop buying tech they don't need, having the debates you'd have with your own brother. New episodes monthly. Subscribe so you don't miss the next brotherly disagreement.

Episodes

  1. Sep 30

    EP03 — The AI Rumble (ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini & Meta Muse)

    Twenty-four AIs enter the ring. Every 90 seconds a new one comes out, and the only way out is over the top rope. Last one standing is crowned the Kelso Tech Bros AI World Champion. Michael (the Apple guy) and Matt (the try-everything guy) put the whole AI circus through a Royal Rumble-style match: ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Meta's new Muse app, Perplexity, Grok, DeepSeek, Siri, Alexa+, both Copilots, a pair of flopped AI gadgets, and Clippy. Along the way, Matt's Samsung fridge turns out to serve ads, Alexa+ recommends a jacket for 87° weather, Siri gets unmasked, Michael caves and tests the Meta app he swore he'd never download, and Claude tells Matt to go to bed at 3 in the afternoon. The part you'll want to see: Muse's animated avatar typing away on its little computer. Watch the video version: https://www.youtube.com/@kelsotechbros CHAPTERS 00:00 Welcome to the first-ever KTB AI Rumble 03:40 Bixby put ads in Matt's fridge 04:45 Alexa+ can't do weather 08:52 Meta AI crashes the group chat 13:10 Siri enters: "one hundred percent Apple" 19:31 DeepSeek, Qwen and running AI at home 22:11 Cursor and Zed enter together 26:58 Suno and the AI music debate 31:21 NotebookLM is coming for our jobs 33:43 OpenClaw: paid a lot, got nothing 42:55 The Siri mask reveal 47:53 Meta Muse: "I hate to give it credit" 56:27 Claude keeps telling Matt to go to bed 1:03:03 Claude and ChatGPT go over the ropes together 1:03:39 Final two: Perplexity vs. Muse 1:14:39 Perplexity asks permission. Every. Time. 1:17:50 And the winner is... LINKS FROM THE EPISODE ChatGPT: https://chatgpt.com Claude: https://claude.ai Gemini: https://gemini.google.com Perplexity: https://www.perplexity.ai NotebookLM: https://notebooklm.google.com Zed: https://zed.dev Cursor: https://cursor.com Suno: https://suno.com CORRECTIONS FROM THE RING Zed is a Rust-based code editor with built-in AI, not a data-processing add-on. Qwen is Alibaba's model; Ollama is just an app for running models locally. And Matt was right about Cursor: SpaceX, which merged with xAI, agreed in June to acquire Cursor's parent company. FOLLOW KELSO TECH BROS YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@kelsotechbros TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kelsotechbros X: https://x.com/KelsoTechBros New episodes every other week. Who did we throw out too early? Let us know.

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Two brothers. Different opinions. One tech obsession. Every episode, we buy the phones, wearables, and gadgets you're curious about—then argue about whether they're worth your money. Expect honest reviews, sibling roasts, and the occasional "I told you so" when one of us is dead wrong. No scripts. No corporate talking points. Just two guys who can't stop buying tech they don't need, having the debates you'd have with your own brother. New episodes monthly. Subscribe so you don't miss the next brotherly disagreement.