7 episodes

Follow the saga of the ISS Life Preserver and it's brilliant crew of space-faring weirdos, as they embark on a mission to terraform and populate new worlds. Their mission, however, is thrown off course when someone starts toying with the ship's genetic material, creating 36 new, unique, and often intelligent species. What begins as a routine mission with the most qualified crew in the universe, transforms into a jungle of beautiful oddities, bizarre behavior, cosmic anomalies, and caterpillar assassination plots in this sci-fi comedy created by Ben Holbrook and directed by Andrew Scoville. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/full-metal-workshop/support

Kepler's Ark Full Metal Workshop

    • Fiction
    • 5.0 • 7 Ratings

Follow the saga of the ISS Life Preserver and it's brilliant crew of space-faring weirdos, as they embark on a mission to terraform and populate new worlds. Their mission, however, is thrown off course when someone starts toying with the ship's genetic material, creating 36 new, unique, and often intelligent species. What begins as a routine mission with the most qualified crew in the universe, transforms into a jungle of beautiful oddities, bizarre behavior, cosmic anomalies, and caterpillar assassination plots in this sci-fi comedy created by Ben Holbrook and directed by Andrew Scoville. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/full-metal-workshop/support

    6. Dimensional Descent (Part 2)

    6. Dimensional Descent (Part 2)

    So they're doomed, right? There's no way they can make it out of this alive. Time is splitting, the ship is stretching, reality is warping, and Poppy and Stanza are bonding?? Yeah, this is definitely the end. 


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    • 17 min
    5. Dimensional Descent (Part 1)

    5. Dimensional Descent (Part 1)

    Oh, is that how Astral Veins work? I've been waiting to hear more about them, but now I can't stop thinking about the sociological questions! Does the Earth own the Moon? Is Sweet Baby Deez a knock off of Nasty Brody?? The implications are heavy. Also, WHAT THE DEUSSICAL IS GOING ON?!?!


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    • 19 min
    4. Butterbeeeees!!

    4. Butterbeeeees!!

    Wow, Green is right, their attempts to murder those larvaepillars has become super volatile! Are they really THAT ugly? And can Joo Lee-In survive their attempts? Also, I researched Lozen, now she's MY new hero! Thanks for the heads up, Stanza!


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    • 21 min
    3. Floral Fundamentalism

    3. Floral Fundamentalism

    I like plants just as much as anybody else, but this is just ridiculous! Also, wow, Joo Lee-In, that was really cold blooded. This crew really should have a regular yoga practice. 


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    • 22 min
    2. Osiris

    2. Osiris

    Wait, I'm just starting to like Green! He can't get eaten this early on, can he?? And can this crew really pull off a super secret, strong-armed, crazy, psycho rescue mission? I have my doubts.  


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    • 15 min
    1. Biological Breakout!!

    1. Biological Breakout!!

    Wow, so this is really how it really started? You mean to tell me that these were the most qualified scientists available? Just listen to how they bicker and where's the captain?! I have bad feeling about all of this. 


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    • 16 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

Chemicalkitten ,

Out of this world!

I’ve really enjoyed this adventure so far. It’s fun. It’s engaging. I’m hooked.

bah2020 ,

I’m a Fan!!

If you like podcasts like “Hello from the Magic Tavern” or “Welcome to Nightvale” you’ll most likely love this one, too. It’s really funny and shockingly well produced. I don’t hear many podcasts that sound this good. Also the actors are amazing! I’m looking forward to hearing more.

ThiccBoi Siz ,

So much fun!

Loved the cast. Great writing. And the sound aesthetic is out of this world!

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