Kick Offs and Kick Ons

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Kick Offs and Kick Ons Podcast

A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.  In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.  Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time! That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 18 HR. AGO

    Springboks win the 2024 TRC at home and the All Blacks sweep up the Bledisloe Cup.

    This week on ‘The KOKO Match Review’ the boys are up bright and early nursing sore heads and weary eyes to give you ‘ra ra’ roundup like no other. We will fine-tooth comb our way through Bledisloe two, where the All Blacks were pushed to the edge early by a brave and willing Wallabies team in windy Wellington. After getting off to a fast start this week the Wallabies mounted significant pressure, but when push came to shove, the points came a lot easier for the big brutal boys from the land of the long white cloud. The papers and social clips will read that the Wallabies went down two to nil in the Bledisloe Cup, but it is clear to the naked eye that our ‘Gangsters of Gold’ are putting in a ‘Schmidt’ tonne effort and are progressing nicely.  With the TRC on the line it would be reckless of The KOKO Crew not to address the neat little treat in Nelspruit between the Springboks and Pumas. Although the Pumas had a snowflake's chance in hell to hold the TRC title in their sassy South American hands, it was the banging Boks in the end that got up really big for Eben Etzebeth in his record breaking match. The ‘Green Goblins’ of gritty rugby proved way too strong at home for the pedestrian Pumas, claiming their much deserved place at the tippy top of The Rugby Championship.  So if you are rising slowly this fine morning muttering the words “Sundays are for Swoop” then throw on your coziest crotchless pants and listen to our dulcet tones to get you really hot and heavy. It is time for ‘The KOKO Match Review’.  00:00 - Intros 02:18 - Springboks v Los Pumas 12:07 - Wallabies v All Blacks 20:49 - KOKO Beers for Sale - go to www.kickoffsandkickons.com Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges. AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/ BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    22 min
  2. Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald joins KOKO to discuss the Bledisloe nail-biter and Bok’s loss to Los Pumas.

    5 DAYS AGO

    Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald joins KOKO to discuss the Bledisloe nail-biter and Bok’s loss to Los Pumas.

    This week on The KOKO Show we take a long hard look at round five of The Rugby Championship, a weekend that saw the giddy guys of gold push the All Blacks to the edge in Bledisloe one, as well as the World Champion blazing Boks getting pantsed by the prideful Pumas in a one point thriller. These games are broken down and picked apart by the KOKO Crew as if they were vultures on a sun baked Kudu carcass lying in the middle of the Serengeti. To help us through this delectable feast of footy filled fabulousness, we have called in the big guns. This fella is one of New Zealand's favourite and somewhat forgotten sons, In 2011 he was the first-five that went from whitebait fishing to World Cup winning. So, please put your hands together for the wholesome hairy Beaver, the Waikato Wizard and the only man to ooze sexy with the middle name Rexy, Mr Stephen Donald. In this week’s episode Beaver takes across the ditch to see what the classy Kiwis are saying about their side's sub-par performance over the weekend, whilst also lifting the lid on what appears to be the start of a footy fuelled national crisis in New Zealand. With all this sporting sensationalism hooked straight to our veins, the boys felt it was pertinent to spend a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly fierce, flashy and spectacularly ‘sigma’ mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we go around again with our meaty mates from BeefEater, serving up some serious ‘Super Sizzlers’ and the lads issue a big thanks to our purveyor of mothers milk Easy Times Beer Co for quenching the needs of four thirsty men. On top of all this we roll out a couple of fan fables on the ‘Dear Drew’ hotline and we bring back a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ as the top-halfers go ham for footy once again. So get out your paints, don your smocks and dust off the old easel, we want you to paint us like one of your French girls, as this porous pod sinks to brand new lows. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. 00:00 - Start of the show 09:40 - Easy Times Beer Co. ‘The KOKO Premium Mid Larger’ special cans 19:45 - Dear Drew segment - The KOKO Hotline 27:00 - KOKO is off to the Dubai Sevens - get your tickets at www.emiratesdubai7s.com. 33:13 - Introducing Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald 35:57 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW 41:07 - Stephen on the progress of the current All Blacks team 49:00 - Playing Barbarians with Stephen Donald 56:31 - The KOKO Quiz 01:04:20 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater 01:07:35 - ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW 01:16:37 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER 01:19:12 - Northern Hemisphere Legends 01:24:23 - The MANSCAPED promo 01:26:02 - Socials & website plug 01:07:06 - Close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support & remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods & fridges. AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco & get your KOKO beer from https://easytimes.beer/koko BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE & TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 28m

  3. SEP 22

    The Wallabies go very close against the All Blacks and the Boks are finally BEATEN by the Pumas.

    This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys peel back the layers on the All Blacks Bledisloe Cup victory in Sydney and they also have a little gander at top of the TRC tussle between Argentina and the Springboks. In James Slipper’s record breaking 140th cap for his country, it was the men from the land of the long white cloud that started fast against the wasteful Wallabies, stacking on the 21 unanswered in the first 15 minutes. Despite a brave and gutsy comeback from our ‘Gladiators in Gold’ in the second half, the early All Black rampage had us Aussies pushing ‘Schmidt’ uphill. It might be another ‘L’ in the results column for the Wallabies, but the KOKO Crew discuss at length the strengths and pitfalls of this young Aussie side heading into game two in Wellington. The fellas also find a morsel time to touch on the ‘Big Boy’ bout between Argentina and South Africa. In a match where the stakes were sky high for both sides in relation to their TRC title hopes, but it was the punishing Pumas that went full alpha and said “hold my Malbec”, as they tightened up the TRC race heading into the final round in Nelspruit. With the Bled locked up at Razor’s ranch and the TRC crown still up for grabs, it is time for the men of KOKO to bathe in the delicacies and nuances of our beautiful game, please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’. Timestamps: 00:00 - Hello and welcome 00:15 - Los Pumas v Springboks 07:42 - Wallabies v All Blacks Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges. AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/ BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    23 min
  4. Aaron Smith is quick to the breakdown on KOKO serving up delicious nuggets ahead of Bledisloe one.

    SEP 17

    Aaron Smith is quick to the breakdown on KOKO serving up delicious nuggets ahead of Bledisloe one.

    This week on The KOKO Show we set the scene for round five of the TRC, bigging up all things Bledisloe Cup and how the Wallabies can leave a hypothetical bag of flaming Schmidt on the All Black’s doorstep. Despite the Trans-Tasman tussle being the centerpiece this weekend, we also give the Argentina v South Africa title race match a little love, debating whether the prancing Pumas have what it takes at home to pull down some silky Springbok slacks. In order to enhance all this glorious rugby chat we have enlisted the help of one of the greatest Kiwis to ever do it. He might be small in stature but boy was he big in the ‘pain in the arse’ department, he is the puny punisher from Palmerston North and the Herculean halfback who broke Aussie hearts for fun. Please welcome our favourite little deep fried delicacy Mr Aaron ‘Nuggy’ Smith. On the show, Nuggy breaks down what it's like watching the All Blacks from afar, how he sees the Bledisloe Cup panning out and lifts the lid on the terrifying fact that his International playing days might not be over. With all this manic footy preparation surrounding the KOKO Crew we spare a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly curated, elegantly electric and decadently drenched mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we welcome back our meaty mates from BeefEater and the lads issue a big thanks to our new beer/mothers milk provider Easy Times Beer Co out of Brisbane. On top of all this fiscal fanfare we fill this fallow week with three new spectacular segments which include, ‘Sundays are for Swoop’, ‘Get fit with Gits’ and ‘Dear Drew: The KOKO Hotline’. So sit back, lather yourself in coconut oil, sit in the sun and sizzle in the serenity of our podcasting putridness. They say there is nothing healthy about our show, but fuck me it is always a wild ride. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES -  00:00 - Start of the show  03:09 - Shout out to MYER 04:03 - Introduce the boys  14:00 - We have a beer sponsor thanks to Early Times Beer Co. 20:07 - Rugby Roundup Part 1 - Argentina v Springboks preview and predictions 30:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER 49:08 - Introduce special guest Aaron Smith 55:19 - Rugby Roundup Part 2 - Australia v New Zealand preview and predictions 57:51 - Aaron’s opinion on the current All Blacks 01:08:44 - Start, bench and drop with Aaron Smith 01:12:27 - Aaron’s prediction for Bledisloe one 01:22:39 - The Wallabies returning to the squad - Paisami and McReight  01:23:38 - The boys predict the result of Bledisloe one. 01:27:47 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater 01:31:40 - Close of the show    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges. AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/ BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 33m

  5. SEP 10

    Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

    This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with Australian content royalty, Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast were kind enough to open up their studio and minds to be used and abused by this poor excuse of a show. We talk about everything from the seasonal nature of rosé, the correlation between sports administration and dumpling consumption and the current standing of Union in the Australian sporting landscape. There is nothing quite like talking footy fables with new friends, all while sipping on a tangy little tequila. Plus, the boys break down the medium rare Argentinian ass whooping the Wallabies received over in Santa Fe, pulling no punches as they unpack why we sucked, how we sucked and who sucked the most. However, on the other side of every World Record pride pounding there sits the victor and boy didn’t those Argies turn up the heat on our Aussie lads, until they were done like a dinner. Alas, as Australians, we get back on the horse, we go again and we try not to let the All Blacks make it 68-27. Despite being an Australian show, it would be remiss of us not to debate the big dog duel between South Africa and New Zealand. It was the footy version of Foreman v Ali, Swoop v the elusive feature and Gits v saturated fats, minute to minute this grind of a match proved in the end why the Springboks are World Rugby’s benchmark. So if you are a Wallabies fan and you are feeling a little down, a touch blue and you are onto your third bottle of Savvy B, we just say don't sweat the small stuff, the nation always needs a tidy right after the Schmidt hits the fan. So pick up the baby wipes, arm yourselves with windex and press play on the KOKO Show. Let’s clean up Australian Rugby together! It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Start of the show 00:50 - Introduction 05:22 - Introduce the Wallabies 07:35 - Introduction for the Hello Sports 11:29 - Hello Sport gives The KOKO Show podcasting tips 12:49 - Sports admin, dumplings and the fact that Peter V’landys is a seafood guy 15:20 - How union and league went different directions in 2003 17:36 - Rugby union pokie machine idea 20:49 - The boys talk about how Aussie rugby is growing 22:48 - Why don’t people like seeing a national rugby team do well 27:09 - The tough mentality of other teams in World Rugby 28:37 - Do we need more league players in rugby union? 36:30 - Which cartoon characters are you sexually attracted to? 40:21 - The shared love for dad jokes and the hatred for public speaking 45:22 - Sydney Live Show plug 46:04 - Hell Sport guys depart 46:13 - Reflecting on the chat with the Hello Sport guys 57:08 - The boys having a crack at Swoop for not doing the ‘Match Review’ 49:59 - Drew shows off the new merch 51:24 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER 54:42 - Rugby Roundup - Argentina v Wallabies review 01:09:55 - Rugby Roundup - South Africa v All Blacks review 01:17:49 - Other International rugby scores 01:18:56 - The KOKO Quiz 01:23:53 - Thanks to MYER 01:24:17 - Socials plug and close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 26m

  6. SEP 7

    Wallabies WORST ever defeat! Springboks beat All Blacks again.

    The Wallabies fell a long way short in Santa Fe against Los Pumas, unable to double down on their gritty win in the rain last week. The injury embattled ‘Boys of Gold’ got completely and utterly outplayed by the hosts in the second forty, as the Pumas piled on the points for fun. Plus, we also touch on that Cape Town ‘crunch-a-thon’, as the lads from the land of the long white cloud lose two on the trot to the blistering Boks. In a week where Australia stands as one to congratulate James Slipper for tying George Gregan’s all-time Aussie caps record, the ‘KOKO Crew’ are here right after the action to give you some hot takes, juicy tips and tangy touchpoints all wrapped up in a comprehensively disappointing review of some toe tickling Test Footy. Despite the early start on our end, the lads promise they are only three bloody marys deep and they are ready to rock your rugby related senses all morning long. So if you are up at the crack of dawn buffing an chiseling that slinky summer bod or just soaking in some self-blame from a Sunday morning walk of shame, just forget the world, pop two nurofen and wash it down with a good swig of luke warm KOKO. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    24 min
  7. Bryan Habana flies by The KOKO Show for the very 'first' time ever.

    SEP 3

    Bryan Habana flies by The KOKO Show for the very 'first' time ever.

    This week on The KOKO Show we dive right back into the magical ecosystem that is The Rugby Championship season, nourishing our bodies with a gritty ‘Top Schmidt’ Wallabies win and nibbling on the big dog battle that saw the Springboks prevail over the All Blacks. With so much mouthwatering footy on the menu, it is only right that we pick both carcasses clean, like the analytical vultures we are. With the Wallabies well and truly back in the winners circle the lads bathe in the radiant aura of victory and boy it does it feel good. This episode Swoop was loud, Biv had his finger on the pulse, Gits was happy and Prof was Prof, giving you our beautiful fans a well rounded trip through the unforgiving yet always rewarding tundra that is International Rugby. Plus, to help us deliver this sensory overload for your eyes and ears, we were joined by one of the greatest to ever lace them up. He is the Joburg Joker, the tip-toeing tech tycoon and the only bloke that can make racing animals and planes for money look cool. It is of course our South African sidekick Mr Bryan Habana. With Spring now sprung and the mercury rising, the boys in partnership with our beautiful friends at MYER give our fashion focused fans a little taste of what to wear in warmer months in another mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So flip out your shopping channel deck chair, get that coconut oil in all of your deepest crevices and soak up some springtime sun, with your four favourite flogs nattering in your head. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES: 00:00 - Start of the show 04:48 - Shout out to MYER 05:57 - Intro the boys 07:46 - Spring Tour plug 08:33 - Weekend recap and Shute Shield Final recap 11:56 - Sydney Live Show shout out 14:17 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER 21:01 - Rugby Roundup part 1 - Argentina v Wallabies 43:37 - Fat Man Scoop tribute 45:57 - Agustin Creevy tribute for his last game 47:50 - Introduce Bryan Habana 54:29 - Rugby Roundup part 2 - South Africa v New Zealand 55:58 - Bryan on the Springbok’s fearless character 57:55 - The boys showing Kwagga Smith some love 59:38 - Bryan talking about his connection with the current team 01:02:41 - This Springbok team is bringing the nation together 01:05:00 - Which cartoon character was Bryan attracted to? 01:05:58 - Bryan on Joe van Niekerk 01:08:22 - Bryan’s arrival in Toulon 01:09:26 - Bryan on the current All Blacks side 01:13:57 - Bryan on the Springbok’s questioning the Wallabies integrity 01:18:00 - The KOKO Quiz 01:23:57 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Bryan Habana edition 01:25:30 - Close of the show Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com GET YOUR TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SYDNEY SHOW HERE - https://events.humanitix.com/thekokoshow Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 32m

  8. SEP 1

    The willing Wallabies defeat Los Pumas and spirited Springboks comeback vs ambushed All Blacks

    The under siege Wallabies went to South America looking to right some wrongs after two losses to the Springboks and boy did they answer their critics against the Argies. These Aussie battlers put in 80 of your toughest minutes to get back into the winners circle in La Plata. Plus, we will touch on the momentous comeback by the Springboks to defeat the All Blacks in the World Cup Final rematch in Johannesburg. The KOKO Crew are back once again to tango and tease your beautiful minds, whilst giving you all their intellectual insights and medium rare morsels from this weekend's games. Despite the boys battling through substantial hangovers and Argentinian level meat sweats, we always deliver on our big, bad and bold bonus content. So if you have just woken up from a Maradona inspired night out and your hair is looking ‘Messi’, just plug in your headphones, throw on KOKO and let ‘the hand of God’ massage out all of your aches and pains. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’. BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com Make sure you follow us on all socials: INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    21 min
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About

A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times.  In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun.  Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time! That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    SHTN Enterprises
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    49
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ollie Silverton
  • Show Website
    Kick Offs and Kick Ons

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