Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!

Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!
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Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!

”Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!” is a podcast hosted by comedy duo Chris and B, who are on a journey of realHIGHzations as they discuss some of their favorite and some... other movies, one kiefy bowl at a time. Join us as we discover the monopoly that brought down the town of Perfection from ”Tremors,” the shocking weakness that has Michael Myers stabbing like a shy schoolgirl in ”Halloween,” and what single expense was spared that could have spared them their lives in ”Jurassic Park.” All while high on weed, the way nature intended. New episodes released every Tuesday. Visit us at www.kieferibkh.com for comments or suggestions!

  1. 12/31/2024

    Demolition Man? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we stare blankly at the 3 shells while watching 1993’s, “Demolition Man.” What’s worse than having a known terrorist and serial killer accuse you of wanton murder? Having such a shitty reputation they take his word over yours. We smoke up and dig under the surface to find old L.A. while discussing what it would take for a society to go from riots in the street to Cockteau’s utopia, point out how easily these sanctimonious assholes go feral, and confirm how this is an obvious prequel to Judge Dredd.

    1h 8m
  2. The Sixth Sense? I Barely Knew Her!

    10/22/2024

    The Sixth Sense? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we pull the blankets closer and hope we don’t see our breath while watching 1999’s “The Sixth Sense.” What’s worse than thinking your marriage is falling apart? Realizing that you can’t tell the difference between being an absentee husband and just being absent. We smoke up and hide under a red blanket fort while discussing the Are you Afraid of the Dark episode that was likely the muse for the plot of this movie, sift through the damage the industry caused M. Night by selling him harder than the movie, and ponder the actual impact of receiving “help” from Cole.

    56 min
  3. Critters? I Barely Knew Her!

    10/15/2024

    Critters? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we avoid looking out of the the kitchen window while watching 1986’s “Critters.” What’s worse than a running theme of aliens coming to our planet and eating us? The realization that we may be the 7-11 of the universe. We smoke up and sneak out our bedroom window while discussing how refreshing it is to have good child actors in a horror movie, wonder what they would have been able to achieve had they been given a “Gremlins” level budget, and ask the question: do the parents know that an adult alien gave their son a phone to call him personally?

    41 min
  4. Annabelle? I Barely Knew Her

    10/08/2024

    Annabelle? I Barely Knew Her

    Join Chris and B as we do our best not to look behind the TV while watching 2014’s “Annabelle.” What’s worse than having the doll you’ve been looking for your whole life used as a vessel for a demon? Finding out this isn’t her first time. We smoke up and head down to the storage cage while discussing the very real possibility that a demon's job is likely more soul crushing than yours, run through the impact of a possessed toy in the Toy Story universe, and work our way through additional ways to avoid possession yourself.

    54 min
  5. Halloween II? I Barely Knew Her!

    10/02/2024

    Halloween II? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we ask, “Why us?” while watching 1981’s “Halloween II.” What’s worse than finding out you’re related to the psycho killer who murdered your friends and tried to kill you? The EMT with a crush, a lack of boundaries, no social awareness being the last thing you see as the sedatives set in. We smoke up and chomp down on some candy that hasn’t gone through the metal detector while discussing Michael’s lack of proximity limitations that are shared by fellow slasher counterparts, the real possibility that Michael was fighting the yips with his selective killing spree, and talk about who is really at fault for killing Laurie Strode’s dream prom date. Don't forget to check out the kickass merch we made, inspired by our conversation on this episode! kieferibkh.threadless.com

    45 min
  6. The Conjuring? I Barely Knew Her!

    09/25/2024

    The Conjuring? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we reach through the veil while watching 2013’s “The Conjuring”. What’s worse than having your home haunted by a relentless demon witch? Being blamed for her farts. We smoke up and ensure our feet are securely under the covers while discussing at what point do you stop trusting your own senses, pontificate on our personal paranormal predicaments, and walk through the step by step guide on avoiding demonic possession this movie presents.

    1h 3m
  7. Terminator 2? I Barely Knew Her!

    09/17/2024

    Terminator 2? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we make our own fate by watching “Terminator 2.” What’s worse than sending your “best lieutenant” back in time to bang your mom and become your dad? Also sending yourself a robo-babysitter because you really were a little scamp. We smoke up and lower ourselves into a vat of molten steel while giving a thumbs up as we highlight a few of the egregious decisions Arnold made as John’s protector, question whether or not the T1000 is a better model, and assert “This whole time travel thing is cheat codes bro”.

    47 min
  8. Aliens? I Barely Knew Her!

    09/10/2024

    Aliens? I Barely Knew Her!

    Join Chris and B as we fall through the drop ceiling while watching 1986’s “Aliens.” What’s worse than finding out you've been in hypersleep for 57 years? Finding out the bureaucrats are still salty about that shipment you had to blow up. We smoke up and slide down to the rust and rain room aqueducts while discussing what function Bishop was actually meant to serve outside of knife tricks, add another contender to the Monster Punching Club, and question whether we should be saying we Ripley’d it vs we John McClane’d it. Don't forget to check out the kickass merch we made, inspired by our conversation on this episode! kieferibkh.threadless.com

    45 min
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”Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!” is a podcast hosted by comedy duo Chris and B, who are on a journey of realHIGHzations as they discuss some of their favorite and some... other movies, one kiefy bowl at a time. Join us as we discover the monopoly that brought down the town of Perfection from ”Tremors,” the shocking weakness that has Michael Myers stabbing like a shy schoolgirl in ”Halloween,” and what single expense was spared that could have spared them their lives in ”Jurassic Park.” All while high on weed, the way nature intended. New episodes released every Tuesday. Visit us at www.kieferibkh.com for comments or suggestions!

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  • Creator
    Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    39
  • Rating
    Explicit
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