Join me most weekdays for The ASTROLABE: a livestream on Kick, Rumble, and X covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it’s the “best afternoon morning night show on the internet” and “my daily white pill prescription.” Don’t miss the Saturday SUDALABE for the live viewing of the weekly dispatch from our great propagandist, AgitpropMaster. SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 3/12 show. SUPPORT THE SHOW: * DON’T FORGET TO TIP YOUR STREAMER: https://tips.kingpilled.com * WANT TO SEND BTC? * BTC: bc1qpylrv9haewgwfgqu0tz0meagufrmaqpgqjnxpg * Or use my Lightning address: kingpilled@mannabitcoin.com * CASH APP: https://cash.app/$kingpilled * VENMO: @kingpilled * BUYMEACOFFEE: https://buymeacoffee.com/kingpilled * DISCORD: http://kingpilled.com * TWITTER: https://twitter.com/kingpilled * KINGPILLED TELEGRAM CHANNEL FOR RELIABLE ALERTS * LISTEN TO EWBSX, NOW LIVE: https://EWBSX.app OR search for “EWBSX” on the Apple and Google App Stores * FOLLOW THE CYBERBULLY ON X: https://x.com/ewbsxcyberbully * GET YOUR EWBSX MERCH: https://EWBSX.store * TAKE ACTION against the decay of modernity! JOIN Axios Fitness Coaching: https://axioscoaching.outgrow.us/axioscoaching-24 3/12 ASTROLABE LINKS: * (7) Jason Howerton on X: "Someone, maybe @grok, tell me where this is. I’m going to do this exact video with my sons. Will post video here within 4 years" / X * (23) Raw Milk Chad (NEET ARC) on X: "I really enjoyed making this. https://t.co/QvlTsuJgiU" / X * (9) Instagram * (23) Reuben Rodriguez on X: "It took from ~150BC to 400AD to determine the Bible’s cannon; deciding which stories were too unbelievable to include In 500 yrs the story of “Trump physically defending Kobe Bryant from future convicted murderer Jason Williams” will be dismissed as too fantastical to be real" / X * (23) John Ʌ Konrad V on X: "Can’t reveal more but can say the highest levels of government are looking at DR’s research. Will also say that @SecScottBessent was the man who taught Soros how to break the Bank of England. He’s not just smarter than Marxist elites like Soros, not just has the right" / X * (23) DataRepublican (small r) on X: "🛰️ New Article: Building an OSINT Pipeline to Cut Through the Iranian Conflict Noise. SPOILER ALERT: We're winning. I just published a long-form analysis on the Iran conflict and the strategic dynamics around it. Sorry for the Substack-only publication; the article itself was" / X * (25) TFTC on X: "China imports 95% of its helium. 90% of that comes from Qatar. When Iranian drone strikes forced Qatar to halt LNG production at Ras Laffan on Sunday, they didn't just disrupt gas markets. They cut off a non-substitutable input to every advanced chip fab in China. Qatar produces https://t.co/9oWF9V6yLu" / X * (25) The Kobeissi Letter on X: "The US oil market has undergone a historic transformation: The US has been a net exporter of oil every quarter since 2020, with exports up to ~360 million barrels per quarter, the 2nd-highest on record. Since 2008, US oil exports have surged +800%, driven by the shale https://t.co/CjvU8ijbcZ" / X * (25) Apple Lamps on X: "Secretary of War Pete Hegseth sat down with 60 Minutes for an extended interview… and it was something. Really something. He laid out the entire strategic picture of Operation Epic Fury, what unconditional surrender means in the 21st century, and why this campaign is" / X * (25) Natalie Jean Beisner on X: "Breaking: CNN reports those who served in our military support Trump’s military action in Iran overwhelmingly and much more than the general public does. All things being equal, I’m gonna go with those who bravely served when it comes to matters of military strikes against a https://t.co/KVr43LEPoh" / X * (25) J.T. Alexander on X: "I've gotten a lot of very uninformed replies today about how the U.S. cannot do this because Iran will X, Y, Z. This is childishly ignorant. Iran has been attacking the Saudi oil industry with drones, rockets, and ballistic missiles for years. They've barely made a dent. Iran https://t.co/MGIAi9QP0g" / X * (26) KanekoaTheGreat on X: "🚨NEW — Treasury Secretary Bessent says the U.S. Navy, possibly with an international coalition, will escort ships through the Strait of Hormuz as soon as militarily feasible, noting the plan has been in the works for months ahead of the Iran war. https://t.co/47xwgFvVWX" / X * (26) Promethean Action on X: "Trump called Britain "uncooperative" from the Oval Office, then replaced Lloyd's of London as the insurer of the Strait of Hormuz — breaking 300 years of Crown control over global energy in one day. @SJKokinda breaks it all down. Watch 👇🏻 https://t.co/A0YuH7lIdT" / X * (26) Redpill Drifter on X: "The Jewish International Banking Cartel has been funding Iran behind the scenes for almost 150 years Let's dig... The Imperial Bank of Persia was a British chartered bank established in London in 1889. The bank’s origin traces to a royal charter granted to Baron Paul Julius de https://t.co/6Djj74FqQM" / X * (26) Promethean Action on X: "Trump moved on three fronts to break Lloyd's insurance blockade — but the bigger story is the Khamenei family money trail leading straight to London. And why Bolton, Carney, and the old imperial order are all standing outside the fence looking in... https://t.co/XoH8fCtkvb" / X * (26) Devon Eriksen on X: "I have mixed feelings about war with Iran. On one hand, I tire of third-world military adventurism. It invariably turns into a military-industrial cash grab. On the other, John Konrad, here refocuses our attention on what is really important... keeping the trade lanes running. https://t.co/QeLUsf5R4p" / X * (27) Devon Eriksen on X: "This is the point. Conquest is dead. Conquest no longer makes economic sense. Wealth doesn't take the form of vast tracts of land anymore. With modern techniques, we can feed more people with less land than ever. Colonialism isn't for conquest. It's for stable extraction" / X * (27) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 WOW. Jaw-dropping footage captures America's C-RAM system firing back at reported drone and missile fire near the US embassy complex in Baghdad, Iraq The sound is freaking insane 🤯🇺🇸 https://t.co/ADpKgZNNf1" / X * (27) Autism Capital 🧩 on X: "THE DISCOMBOBULATOR! https://t.co/a69r6UBaAO" / X * (27) Derek. 🇺🇸 on X: "The first time we've gotten an in-depth glimpse into the inner workings of the Eye In the Sky. Infrared tracking of missiles by their heat signature! https://t.co/C2UdvbqJWe" / X * (27) Dandalf on X: "Okay so this question is how am I confident it was Iran who blew up the school. On day 1 of a war, it is by far the most important day in modern war. Because you have a) element of surprise and b) you have to hit the most important targets as fast as possible so they aren't able" / X * (27) Legal Phil on X: "I understand the hesitancy to give up a great acronym, but the “a” in TACO ended when the US bombed Fordow, seized Maduro, and killed Khamenei. I know that “Trump Often Changes Course Abruptly and Talks Absurdly” (TOCCATA) isn’t as zingy, but it is more refined." / X * (27) J.T. Alexander on X: "This sounds like classic Trump hyperbole and bluster, but no. He's actually being quite literal here. Strikes so far have been limited to the pillars of Velayat control. The pillars of state and civilization themselves are still very much available and very easy to reach. Power" / X * (27) Paul White Gold Eagle on X: "The genius of Trump is best understood by looking at the sequence of events in reverse. He knew that he needed to go after the Iranian regime, and that this would cause the Strait of Hormuz to shut down for some time, until the regime is totally dismantled, as well as the https://t.co/lvZpqPU92Z" / X * (27) Officer Frenly (High IQ) on X: "Reminder that “Donald John Trump” means “World Ruler Favored by God Victory” https://t.co/m0x1kMpp4R" / X * (27) Hany Girgis on X: "New data shows the international student decline was massively underestimated: • F-1 student visas fell 36% during the 2025 summer visa season • That’s roughly 97,000 fewer students coming to the U.S. • India student visas fell over 60% The article links the drop mainly https://t.co/77rP6oSxtU" / X * (27) GRITCULT on X: "blackpilling and doomerism literally reduces your iq https://t.co/hDPPnDRffu" / X Get full access to Kingpilled at kingpilled.substack.com/subscribe