Last 2 Brain Cells

Last 2 Brain Cells

The Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast w/ Austin & Donovan :) The #1 Variety Segment Comedy Podcast [Any Second Now~] (Global) Hey! We’re Austin and Donovan. We host a variety segment comedy podcast called the Last 2 Brain Cells. If you like laughing and learning and breathing, come check it out, you might just have a great time! Now available on YouTube, Spotify, Patreon, and wherever you get your podcasts. ~ JOIN OUR PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/L2BC/posts ALL LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS OFFICIAL LINKS HERE: https://linktr.ee/last2braincells Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 12/20/2025

    Ep 37: Gambling: The Boys Risk it All!

    🔽OFFICIAL LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS PODCAST LINKS!🔽 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://youtu.be/2fiKzy6gqRo 🔸SUPPORT OUR PATREON TO HELP US KEEP THIS PODCAST ALIVE!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH NEW MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast: GAMBA! FOOTBALL! LABUBUS! FUN FACTS! THOUGHT PROVOKING PHILOSOPHICAL PONDERINGS! PEEING OUR PANTS? The boys go ALL IN on this episode of the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast! ⌚SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS!⌚ 0:00 Opening Coin Toss & Disclaimer 3:31 Intro 5:38 Labubus 6:47 Drinking Game Rules for Our Betting 7:15 Big Big Burp #1 7:27 Episode Preview 8:12 Tonight's Best Football Sports Bets Rundown 9:25 Peeing Our Pants 10:52 Crying at Busch Gardens Halloween Event 13:37 Busch Gardens Virginia Review 15:40 Patreon Shout Out & Cheers! 16:17 It's a Small World Fact Check 17:17 How many holes does a straw have? 18:24 How many holes does a dude have? 21:30 A tribe that only uses the numbers 1 & 2 22:23 Football! Kyler Murray & Michael Vick 23:46 Word of the Day: Lox 25:10 Do people say "Ouch" universally? 25:33 Word Guessing Game! 28:53 We are Losing it ALL! 29:45 High Stakes Fun Fact Battle Royale 30:59 FedEx was SAVED by the owner playing Black Jack? 35:00 Schlitterbahn ruined Austin's passport 36:37 European vs North American Theme Parks 37:08 Seat Belt Facts 37:42 Flawesome 38:23 Lightning Strike vs Being Tall Odds 39:31 The Statistically Most Average Person on the Planet 40:07 Tokyo vs Canada Population Fact 40:40 How to say "Ouch" in Turkish 41:35 Turkish Word of the Day! 43:10 Mosquito That Makes Your 🍆 Crazy 46:12 Life Expectancy & Money Fact 46:38 Popcorn Button, Newman's Own Pizza, & Taco Bell 48:34 The $100,000 Breast Implant Bet by Brian Zembic 52:43 The Heist of the Week 54:09 PeePee Break 54:33 Parlay Check In 54:51 When are weapons cool vs uncool? 56:30 Urinal Etiquette 58:07 Sword Rat Online Update 58:56 Unique Ways in Which We Gamble Mini Game 1:03:40 Clifford the Big Red Dog's Hog 1:04:24 Is the penalty flag in football kinda cute? 1:05:56 Can You Nut Your Name into Snow? 1:06:59 IS IT GAMBA? 1:10:16 WILL WE WIN OUR BIG FOOTBALL BETS? 1:11:14 BIG BET RESULTS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 13m
  2. 09/04/2025

    Ep 36: He Hasn’t Wiped in WEEKS… We Finally Ask Why

    🔽OFFICIAL LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS PODCAST LINKS!🔽 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://youtu.be/__07-b_7f0Q 🔸SUPPORT OUR PATREON TO HELP US KEEP THIS PODCAST ALIVE!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH NEW MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast: is Donovan really not wiping with toilet paper? Sunnybrew & aust1ndodge investigate! Caveman Dongar joins us as a surprise guest! Universal Studios BANS Toad mascot from dancing? Costco Price Guessing! Guess Who! The Great Beer Flood Dad Joke Challenge, some really good burps & MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS! 0:00: Disclaimer 0:30 Intro 1:40 Episode Preview 2:38 Meet Caveman Dongar! 3:06 Word of the Day: Topiary 4:29 Dongar’s Opinions on Women & Coconuts 7:22 Universal Studios Toad Mascot BANNED from Dancing 10:05 Is Happiness Fulfilling? 10:06 T-Rex Fun Fact from Caveman Dongar 13:25 Best Musical Album of Summer 2025 16:00 Donavan Bought True Religions 17:13 Costcodle Price Guessing Game 19:40 Donovan join the Podcast! 22:37 Boredom is Good For You! 24:29 Butt Boofing Tobacco 25:43 Guess Who Guessing Game! 29:02 Checking in on Donovan’s “No Wiping” Policy w/ @Sunnybrew 36:23 MASSIVE Reveal about Donovan’s “No Wiping” Experiment *spoiler* 37:08 Finishing Guess Who Game 38:20 AOC vs Elon Musk’s Gamer Cred 39:25 Bae Watch: Girlfriend Saving Stories 41:52 Tragedy Dad Jokes: London Beer Flood of 1814 49:00 Special Segment for Ghosts ONLY 50:13 Our Podcast Demographic Facts 53:22 Patreon Shout Out! 54:21 Dongar’s Secret Twerking Contest Beatbox Outro Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  3. 07/22/2025

    Ep 35: Dunking Our Nuts in Ice Cold Beer

    🔽OFFICIAL LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS PODCAST LINKS!🔽 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://youtu.be/ro-0dWfDw7A 🔸SUPPORT OUR PATREON TO HELP US KEEP THIS PODCAST ALIVE!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH NEW MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast: Poop! Labubus! Everything is Bad! & dunking our nuts in ice cold beer! All this & MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 The Boys Make & Drink Nut Beer | Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast Ep 34 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS! 0:00 INTRO 6:00 Wiz Khalifa Tiny Desk Review 9:44 Actual Intro 11:28 Episode 34 Sneak Peek 12:33 No Kings Protest + F**k ICE 14:43 C.E.C.O.T: The El Salvadorian Prison 20:10 Ways to Deal with ICE Sightings 23:22 Patreon Lucky Listener of the Week Shout Out! 24:17 Donovan’s Most Hated Things in the World 29:39 Labubu 33:43 Our Big Apology Video: We’re So Sorry :( 37:05 The Poop Episode 39:43 PeePee Break 42:33 What kind of beer is Coors Light? Shocking Reveal 44:25 BuzzBallz got BIGGER? Biggies: A Review! 47:48 New Album of the Summer: Can’t Cum No More Than More Than This! 48:17 Taxidermy Human Truck Nuts 50:22 The Mount Everest Poop Avalanche Problem & New Laws 55:40 Word of the Day: Echolalia 57:54 Beer Factor 1:01:34 All of the Names for Poop Sporcle Challenge 1:10:24 Dunking Our Nuts In Ice Cold Beer Challenge 1:16:20 Drinking Nut Beer 1:18:27 Is using Toilet Paper actually weird & dumb? 1:21:53 Humans have the BIGGEST BUTTS of all animals? 1:26:09 Donovan’s Theory on Why Humans Should NOT Wipe with Toilet Paper 1:27:38 Donovan Announces He is No Longer Wiping his Butt 1:29:55 The Time we all too laxatives & went on a midnight hike 1:31:37 Donovan LOVES not wiping his butt 1:33:19 JOIN OUR PATREON (LINK IN DESCRIPTION!) 1:34:59 Learning 128 Words for Poop 1:40:54 BIG BOY BURPS! BURP BOYS BURPING WOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 43m
  4. 04/10/2025

    Ep 34: Waiting in Shrek Line while Making Milk Tier Lists with the Boys 😎

    THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast: Roblox Shrek Line! Arm Wrestling SunnyBrew! MILK TIER LIST! Name 20 Women! Freestyling! North Korea Hot Dog Ban! & MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://youtu.be/ZAROioii9mc?si=eV0PUsLkPst-lx7i 🔽OFFICIAL PODCAST LINKS!🔽 🔸SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO HELP KEEP THIS SHOW ALIVE!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS! 0:00 INTRO 2:42 Episode Preview 4:41 Roblox Wait in Line to Meet Shrek Game 8:53 Where in the World is Donovan? 9:56 Waffle House 12:21 Donovan Life Updates 14:33 Getting A Slavic Haircut Story 18:16 Orthodox Christmas Fire Tradition 21:59 New Years 2025! 24:56 If you had to write your will today, who would get all of your stuff? 26:09 North Korea Hot Dog Ban 27:06 Why Ghandi Always Uses Nukes in Civilization Lore 29:03 Kim Jong-Il Golf Story Truth 31:25 Guess Who: Human vs. Chat GPT Challenge 38:49 Robert Pattinson as Batman 40:40 S.O.S. is a Backronym 41:24 What Happens When You Beat Shrek Line Roblox Game? 44:22 What is Roblox Brain Rot? 46:37 Mr. Lagoon TikTok Drama & Reaction 53:23 Experimental Car FreeStyle Type Beat 55:20 PeePee Break 56:17 Surprise Segment 1:00:26 Name 20 Women Speedrun 1:03:52 Brotherly Love 1:05:05 Milk: Good or Bad? 1:12:57 Surprise Freestyles 1:15:10 Milk Tier List 1:28:21 Sunnybrew Milk Review 1:38:51 Sunnybrew Arm Wrestling VS Aust1nDodge 1:42:24 Would You Drink Your Boys Man Milk? 1:42:56 Patreon Members Shout Out! 1:43:15 AI Story Time Audio Book Experiment Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 49m
  5. 03/01/2025

    Ep 33: Disneyland Cast Member Confession Stories w/ Doris Thews, Riding 6th Street's Mechanical Bull, & Mom's 1st Time D&D!

    THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast: Special Guest: Doris Thews aka Aust1n's Mom! LIVE from the Austin Public Library! This week, the boys teach Aust1n's Mom some New Urban Dictionary slang, we teach Mom how to play Dungeons & Dragons, & we hear some wild Disneyland cast member confession stories from The Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Caribbean, & more! We also discuss the 2024 Crowd Strike Bug, college sorority stories, & MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 OH YEAH, we also ALL ride a mechanical bull on 6th Street, Texas,,, YEEHAW! 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://youtu.be/__Pq9HZhGmE 🔽OFFICIAL PODCAST LINKS!🔽 🔸SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO HELP KEEP THIS SHOW ALIVE!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS! 0:00 SPECIAL INTRO! 0:47 Episode Sneak Peek! 1:05 Special Guest: Doris Thews, Austin’s Mom! 1:19 6th Street Stories with our Mom 3:03 Mechanical Bull Rides on 6th Street Video! 4:27 LIVE from the Local Library! 4:53 Who is Doris Thews? 5:31 My Mom Listens to Our Podcast?! 6:41 Mom Guesses Urban Dictionary Word Definitions! 7:29 Alligator Pear Urban Dictionary Guess 10:05 Pitty Pizza Urban Dictionary Guess 13:50 Can-gab Urban Dictionary Guess 15:31Library Storytime! 17:11 My Mom Fell into the Disneyland River TRUE Story! 19:22 Disneyland Haunted Mansion Cast Member Confessions from the 80’s 20:49 Pirates of the Caribbean Ride Cast Member Stories 21:40 Mom’s Sorority Stories from the 80’s! 24:01 2024 CrowdStrike Bug: How it effected Airports, Hotels, & Us! 34:28 Playing my Mom’s 1st D&D One Shot Together! 52:33 My Mom’s Honest Review of DND! 52:59 Final Stories with Doris Thews! 56:49 THANK YOU PATREON SUPPORTERS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    58 min
  6. 01/23/2025

    Ep 32: The Ethics of Weiner Statues & Funniest Things You Can Buy on Temu Reveal

    THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast: Ethical Discussions! PeePee Talk! Pokémon! Burping! Really cool custom Temu products! The Road to the Skeleton Coast scammer story! Survivor 47 Fantasy League! + MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvvWhHjfjRM 🔽OFFICIAL PODCAST LINKS!🔽 🔸SUPPORT US ON PATREON TO HELP KEEP THIS SHOW ALIVE!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS 0:00 INTRO 1:21 Episode Begins! 2:13 Episode Preview 3:19 Cool Ways to Burst with the Boys 4:36 What is Ethics? 5:14 Fantasy Survivor 47 Update! 8:21 Pokémon: Burping Miltank 9:38 Charmander based on a REAL ANIMAL! 10:53 BIG BURP SPECIAL! !11:22 Ear Wax 11:55 Ear Candles are a Scam? 12:22 Mosquito Horror Story Rant 14:40 Fun Fact: Most Dangerous Animal 19:07 Shed Theory 19:52 Human Population Fun Fact Stats 21:14 Should be Make Mosquitos Extinct? 29:31 Mr. Cat Reveal 30:11 How to End a Mosquito Problems 33:20 I Bought REALLY Stupid Temu Products 34:33 Customized Temu Jewelry 38:25 Custom Temu Mickey Mouse Blanket 41:10 Turkish Eggs Ethics System 44:40 Temu Ethical Rating 45:55 GOTTEM 46:18 Scamming Scammers 47:45 The Road to the Skeleton Coast True Story 52:18 Is it Ethical to Scam Scamers? 56:35 Kitboga GPS Scambaiting Prank 58:25 Roadside PeePee Efigy Debate 1:05:45 Patreon Lucky Listener Shout Out 1:07:09 You Laugh You Lose Challenge Game Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 9m
  7. 12/30/2024

    Ep 31: The Boys Confront a Karen & Can't Stop Burping...

    THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast Episode 31, the boys burp it up! LIVE! From Texas & Istanbul! We kick it off by welcoming in our surprise new target demographic, Donovan tells the story of a man opening the airplane exit window on his most recent flight, the boys get in a scuffle with a Karen at Donovan's Goodbye Brunch, we discuss the History of Stupid Ways to Die, the TwitchCon Beer Heist of 2024 + MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 ⚠️WARNING: THE BOYS BURP A LOT, MEN BURPING ALL NIGHT LONG! ALMOST A COMPILATION OF BURPING EVEN! OH BABY! We can't hold em in, fellas! WOOF! 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGS9gbJAydk 🔽OFFICIAL PODCAST LINKS!🔽 🔸SUPPORT OUR PATREON TO HELP US KEEP GOING!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH NEW MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Disclaimer 0:39 HOT Take on Green Apples 2:04 Describing Each Other's Hogs 3:50 Intro 4:14 Episode Preview 5:40 Live from Istanbul! 6:18 Time Zone Check! 7:33 Donovan's Sketchy Living Scenario 10:08 Shout out to Estonia! 11:25 Our NEW Demographic! 12:04 REALLY Good Burp 12:15 Burp Guys 2024 Playlist 13:09 Burp Experiment 13:50 HOT Burp! 14:40 Burp Contest Results! 15:04 Burping for our Fans 💖 18:08 Pretty Good Burp 3/10 19:03 Burp Storytime! Gorping! 20:13 Burp Games! 21:09 Episode Topics Rundown! 22:01 Donovan ENGAGEMENT Story! 23:16 Airplane Exit Door Opening Story! 32:45 TwitchCon Beer Heist 38:31 Kick Streamers at TwitchCon 39:37 Just Stop Oil Conspiracy Theory 41:40 PeePee Break! 42:22 We encountered a Karen & took it little too far... 55:01 Tragedy Etymology Time! Historic Death Statisctics! 1:06:42 I raided the wrong channel on Twitch 1:07:35 God's Super Powers 1:09:04 Survivor Fantasy Football on Patreon! 1:14:19 Wrapping it Up! 1:15:28 Hog Wrangler Roleplay Outro! 🐖 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 17m
  8. 09/25/2024

    Ep 30: 🪓 Was Axe Chopping Our Podcast Desk a Good Idea? 👀

    THIS WEEK on the Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast Episode 30, the boys really,,, chop it up~ LIVE! From the Backyard! We start with a BIG announcement from Donovan about moving, we play Etymology Games, Play some Guess Who, Investigate why the McDonald's Ice Cream Machine is always broken, The Band of Thebes, Sabering 40 oz Beers, Having 3 Balls + MORE on today's LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS podcast! 🧠🧠 📺 Want Video? WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! https://youtu.be/gM6dEd7_ync 🔽OFFICIAL PODCAST LINKS!🔽 🔸SUPPORT OUR PATREON TO HELP US KEEP GOING!🔸 https://www.patreon.com/L2BC 🔹️ALL UPDATED SOCIAL LINKS🔹️ https://linktr.ee/last2braincells 👕 FRESH NEW MERCH! 👕 https://aust1ndodge-shop.fourthwall.com/ 🔹️Apple Music Podcasts🔹️https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/last-2-brain-cells/id1711878198 🔹️SPOTIFY🔹️ https://open.spotify.com/show/7y8k8pPm0Z9bMmURZhVfl8 SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS 0:00 Disclaimer 0:42 Intro 1:24 Episode Preview 2:11 30! Backyard Special! 3:32 Merriam-Webster Fun Fact 5:01 Theme of the Week? 6:00 Imaginary Friends 7:11 Moving to Europe Announcement 9:32 Beautiful Song :) 10:32 Outside Makes Us Happy! 11:07 Sabering a 40 oz Beer 11:50 Filtering Glass Out of Beer 13:19 Olde English Etymology Time 15:16 Frobly-Mobly 17:02 Fudgel 19:48 Pouring Beer on our Computer 21:07 Groak 23:53 Cacoëthes 25:27 Accents 27:24 Drinking a 40oz out of Bowls Review 28:15 Guess Who? Game Time! 32:30 The Sacred Band of Thebes 39:16 Conspiracy with a Beer in Me! 39:38 Why is the McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine Always Broken? 46:17 The Centennial Light 50:50 The House of Colleoni: Having 3 Balls 55:53 Ax Throwing! 58:16 Chopping Up Our Desk with an Ax Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 4m
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The Last 2 Brain Cells Podcast w/ Austin & Donovan :) The #1 Variety Segment Comedy Podcast [Any Second Now~] (Global) Hey! We’re Austin and Donovan. We host a variety segment comedy podcast called the Last 2 Brain Cells. If you like laughing and learning and breathing, come check it out, you might just have a great time! Now available on YouTube, Spotify, Patreon, and wherever you get your podcasts. ~ JOIN OUR PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/L2BC/posts ALL LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS OFFICIAL LINKS HERE: https://linktr.ee/last2braincells Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.