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Lawful & Orderly is a lighthearted fantasy police procedural. We use Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition to bring the residents of Lan Arcanym to life. The High Guard can catch the crooks, but it takes you, the jury, to vote for conviction.

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    • 5.0, 11 Ratings

Lawful & Orderly is a lighthearted fantasy police procedural. We use Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition to bring the residents of Lan Arcanym to life. The High Guard can catch the crooks, but it takes you, the jury, to vote for conviction.

    S04E08 – A Brush with Death, part 2

    S04E08 – A Brush with Death, part 2

    Tensions are on the rise at Lan Arcanym School for the Arts as some high profile students have gone missing — both from campus and from any paintings they appeared in. Former High Guard officers (now unpaid High Guard “consultants”) Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet must solve the case quietly. But that may prove difficult, as they’ve been forced to team up with inventor Wilroth “Click” Gnarin to field test his latest crime-investigating gadget. Will this clunking machine help them find the missing students before their parents (or wealthy donors) notice? Will they restore honor to (and their jobs in) the High Guard?

    Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth “Click” Gnarin

    Marty (@schmarty)

    Clara (@alo_seda1)

    Scott (@geowtf)

    • 58 min
    S04E08 – A Brush with Death, part 1

    S04E08 – A Brush with Death, part 1

    Alo Seda and Illyn Brownfeet parted ways when their High Guard unit disbanded and have been struggling to make ends meet. Sudden hope appears when a summons arrives from their former chief promising a return to law enforcement — a missing persons case at the local university. The catch? They must field test a new investigative gadget and its inventor, gnome tinkerer Wilroth “Click” Gnarin, will be along for the ride.

    Guest star Devon Kelley! (@GamersPlane) as Wilroth “Click” Gnarin

    Marty (@schmarty)

    Clara (@alo_seda1)

    Scott (@geowtf)

    • 1 hr 1 min
    S04E07 – Crimes of Passion, part 2

    S04E07 – Crimes of Passion, part 2

    News of a bank robbery leads to fears that our heroes’ detective agency may be insolvent! Meanwhile, High Guard has-been Aaron Twillson and High Guard wannabe Marky Hallsy struggle to track potential cheater Phillip Landerer at the behest of his husband Vernor Vavoom. Will their reckless chase get them caught between a rock and a hard place?

    Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy

    Scott (@geowtf)

    Marty (@schmarty)

    • 48 min
    S04E07 – Crimes of Passion, part 1

    S04E07 – Crimes of Passion, part 1

    Former High Guard officer Aaron Twillson has a huge case on his hands, as part-giant Vernor Vavoom contracts the Lan Arcanym Public Detectives to deal with a very private matter — fears that his husband Phillip Landerer is… cheating! Thankfully Aaron has help in the form of “Surprise Apprentice” Marky Hallsy, a young halfling with a desperate desire to join the High Guard.

    Guest star Devon Kelley! (@Shark_Bone) as Marky Hallsy

    Scott (@geowtf)

    Marty (@schmarty)

    • 58 min
    S04E06 – Change of Heart, part 2

    S04E06 – Change of Heart, part 2

    “Very wealthy” and “legitimate” businessman Blahmie Wizdeau wants everything to go perfectly as he prepares to propose to his love Scota. With his usual butler and right-hand man Frunko falling down on the job, he hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson along with Love Counselor Jam E. Dojhur to help him seal the deal — and stay alive!

    Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur

    Clara (@alo_seda1)

    Scott (@geowtf)

    Marty (@schmarty)

    • 42 min
    S04E06 – Change of Heart, part 1

    S04E06 – Change of Heart, part 1

    A mysterious and “VERY wealthy” man who “likes living” hires former High Guard officers Illyn Brownfeet and Aaron Twillson to get to the bottom of a “very very scary” death threat. As if the stakes weren’t high enough, he also has “a girl coming over”. They’ll have to team up with his “Love Counselor” Jam E. Dojhur to ensure that no one gets hurt, physically or emotionally!

    Guest star MeganBob! (@Meganbobness) from the Smash Fiction Podcast as Jam E. Dojhur

    Clara (@alo_seda1)

    Scott (@geowtf)

    Marty (@schmarty)

    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

cindykay58 ,

Love this show!

Lawful & Orderly is my favorite podcast! I am a huge fan of author P. G. Wodehouse, and I loved the nod to one of his sillier characters in the recent podcasts. Also loved the references to the literary device a McGuffin and the Addams Family. This podcast resonates with me on so many levels. Keep up the great work!!

Broke. Com ,

Nice escapism

Great fun, world building with fun characters.

Richard KL ,

Great fun

It's all the fun you'd expect of a police procedural set in a quirky fantasy universe. The team dives headlong into mysterious mysteries and nefarious... nefariousnesses? Anyways, it's a lot of fun to listen to and takes a playful look at the tropes you'd expect from both genres, mashes them together, adds improv comedy and some good old fashioned dice-rolling for flavor. Definitely worth the listen.

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