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Let’s Get The Banned Back Together

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Why did 72 of the goriest, most gruesome and grotesque horror movies suddenly…disappear? How did cult thrillers, shockers, slashers and horrors go from “available now!” to renters and owners winding up in UK prisons? And what happened in the early 80s that got priests, parents and politicians on the march to “Ban This Filth!” But more importantly…where can I get these movies?! A hilarious deep dive into the forgotten world of banned VHS horror movies from the 60s, 70s and 80s that fell foul of the British censors during the ”Video Nasty” moral panic. Comedian, novelist and pub-quiz host Richard Asplin takes you through spoilerific plot details, kill by kill, looking at the often comedic carnage that lurks between the credits in some of the most infamous banned horrors of the era. Novelist, broadcaster and comedian Richard Asplin has appeared on Radio 5 Live & LBC, guested on ’Smershpod’ as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.

  1. SEASON 1 TRAILER

    "Who The HELL asked you?!" XXX-Rated Extras Bonus Episode 4 TEASER

    “Entertaining, sometimes brilliantly funny…” Chortle.co.uk A sneak peak at Episode 4 of our Bonus Extras! The fourth BONUS EPISODE – a feature length deep-dive into…well, into who the goddamn hell asks horror Podcasters for their goddamn half-baked opinions? And what the hell they know about this stuff anyway? With millions of blogs and pods launching on weekly basis, spreading like damp Mogwai across the phones and laptops of the globe - your host Richard Asplin decides to come clean. To reveal all. To strip down and bend over. (Blimey). A hilarious whirlwind tour through the experiences, shows, events, tapes, traumas and testing torments that pummelled his psyche and soul throughout the 70's and 80's and vomited him out the other side, as a gown man with favourites and tastes borne out of 18 years of children's telly and late night movies. Discover what happens when you dollop Scrappy Doo, Rentaghost, the Muppet Show, Chocky, V, Nobody's House, Doctor Who, Mastermind, Usborne Book Of Ghosts, Dads Army and Watership Down into a blender and set it to "smoothie..." Featuring the author's pop-tastic top-ten chart run-down of his Greatest Horrors Of All Time, a glimpse into his first ever horror rental (you'll never guess) and far, far too much detail about the effect Robin Asquith had on a 14 year old... join me as we endeavour to finally answer the question…where the hell I get off spouting this drivel. And who the hell asked me anyway? The full show is of course available exclusively for subscribers – a cosy club you can join via Patreon or Apple Podcasts. https://www.patreon.com/c/letsgetthebannedbacktogether https://podcasts.apple.com/.../lets-get-the.../id1807981869   Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has appeared on Smershpod, LBC and Radio 5 as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.

    8 min
  2. 5D AGO · BONUS • SUBSCRIBERS ONLY

    "WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU?" XXX Rates Extras - Bonus Episode 4

    "Entertaining...sometimes brilliantly funny..." Chortle.co.uk For you loyal subscribers, the fourth BONUS EPISODE – a feature length deep-dive into…well, into who the goddamn hell asks horror Podcasters for their goddamn half-baked opinions? And what the hell they know about this stuff anyway? With millions of blogs and pods launching on weekly basis, spreading like damp Mogwai across the phones and laptops of the globe - your host Richard Asplin decides to come clean. To reveal all. To strip down and bend over. (Blimey). A hilarious whirlwind tour through the experiences, shows, events, tapes, traumas and testing torments that pummelled his psyche and soul throughout the 70's and 80's and vomited him out the other side, as a gown man with favourites and tastes borne out of 18 years of children's telly and late night movies. Discover what happens when you dollop Scrappy Doo, Rentaghost, the Muppet Show, Chocky, V, Nobody's House, Doctor Who, Mastermind, Dads Army and Watership Down into a blender and set it to "smoothie..." Featuring the author's pop-tastic top-ten chart run-down of his Greatest Horrors Of All Time, a glimpse into his first ever horror rental (you'll never guess) and far, far too much detail about the effect Robin Asquith had on a 14 year old... join me as we endeavour to finally answer the question…where the hell I get off spouting this drivel. And who the hell asked me anyway? Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has appeared on Smershpod, LBC and Radio 5 as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.

    1h 40m
  3. 08/15/2025

    Let's Get The Banned Back Together - 10 HEADLESS EYES Part Two

    “Entertaining, sometimes brilliantly funny…” Chortle.co.uk Even "cornea" than Part 1, blink and you'll miss it, while not a "patch" on Episode 9…it's got worse pupils than Netflix's Adolescence… We return to 1971's ocular oddity of artistic anarchy…Headless Eyes! Last time, we prowled through the plotting, as poor Arthur - messed-up, misunderstood and masochistic - hunted and haunted the streets of 70's New York with revenge on his mind, a scalpel in his pocket, divorce papers in his man-bag and a gallery-opening on his year planner. And blimey what a grim and grotty tale it was. And now we're BACK! To dissect and discuss the creators and creation of this scuzzy bity of "opti-sploitation," Who were the team of producers who had one eye on the box-office and one hand on the kleenex when they crowbarred a load of smutty snuff into director Bateman's artsy project? Was THIS the sort of 42nd street piece of exploitation crapola that Tarantino and Rodruiguez smugly parodied in 2007's 'Grindhouse' and why does the author unreasonably blame Zooey Daschanel for making the whole genre largely unwatchable? And how is it possible to film a man stalking a woman in an elevator and make it even more tedious than a man NOT stalking a woman in an elevator? And why does it take so f*****g long? Discover ALL THIS and much, much more, as we dig into the history of Grindhouse and find out where - if anywhere - we'll shove the big-box Wizard Picture VHS release of a video nasty that website Fantastic Movie Musings and Ramblings, called "Pointless, pretentious, annoying, and no fun at all…" HEADLESS EYES! Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has appeared on Smershpod, LBC and Radio 5 as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph. #videonasty #horror #horrormovies #headlesseyes #vhs #kentbateman #jasonbateman #justinebateman #horrorfilms #banned #bbfc #dpp

    39 min
  4. 07/31/2025

    Let's Get The Banned Back Together - 10 HEADLESS EYES Part One

    “Entertaining, sometimes brilliantly funny…” Chortle.co.uk To mark the prestigious achievement of our tenth episode, another two-parter! Join me in the Blockbuster that taste forgot as we hit Grindhouse full in the face, with this 42nd Street foray into ocular obscenity. Fresh from Straw Dogs…yes! Another sensitive academic artsy type finds himself on the wrong end of a weapon (a teaspoon, rather than a mantrap, but that’s Tory cuts for you) and spirals into violent murderous madness, prowling the 70s New York streets with both “stalks” in his diary and “stalks” in his freezer compartment! Who is this beardy weirdy artist and what drove him to the desperate robbery that resulted in cutlery sticking out of his face..? When will his ex-wife stop nagging him to give-up his art and get a proper job? Perhaps as a Rob Reiner lookalike..? Why do tedious scenes of following, sneaking, creeping and pouncing feel like they’re in slow motion when they’re actually not..? And how is it possible that, with 28 fresh eye-balls dangling in his gallery window, not a single New York Cop on the “eyeball murderer case” thinks to pop in for a chat? Discover all this and more, as we dig into the gritty grotty grindhouse of this 1971 cheapie, written and shot by the man who would go on to horrify Hollywood even further…by being the dad of Jason Bateman…Headless Eyes! Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has appeared on Smershpod, LBC and Radio 5 as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.

    48 min
  5. 06/16/2025

    Let's Get The Banned Back Together - 9 STRAW DOGS 1971 Part One

    “And just like that”, as the never popular Carrie Bradshaw has somehow made a living saying…it all gets very, VERY serious. For episode 9 – a feature length two-parter –  we step away from the creepies and the cheapies and take our first bold move into the 70s and a very, very troublesome picture indeed. The movie of which Nick Schager of  Slant Magazine said "Sitting through Peckinpah's controversial classic is not unlike watching a lit fuse make its slow, inexorable way toward its combustible destination — the taut build-up is as shocking and vicious as its fiery conclusion is inevitable.” This episode introduces the cast and crew and sets the scene for the decade and we go step by step, blow by blow through the troublesome tale of David (Dustin Hoffman) and Amy (Susan George) – two young liberals who find out what happens when you disrupt and endanger secluded countryfolk… For people who want their fair-minded sexual political representation from the man who made The Wild Bunch…ladies and gents and everyone inbetween, I present 1970’s exercise in home invasion mayhem, BBFC controversy and Chekovs mantrap – Sam Peckinpahs masterpiece – STRAW DOGS. You’re not going to want to miss this one. Seriously.   Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has appeared on Smershpod, LBC and Radio 5 as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph. “Entertaining, sometimes brilliantly funny…” Chortle.co.uk

    38 min
  6. SEASON 1 TRAILER

    "DRAG ME TO HOLBORN!" XXX-Rated Extras Bonus Episode 3 TEASER

    “Entertaining, sometimes brilliantly funny…” Chortle.co.uk A sneak peak at Episode 3 of our Bonus Extras Hark! What is that on the wind?! A summoning by our leader… a gathering of us village folk… a dark night of the soul…plus crisps and peanuts! The third BONUS EPISODE see us alarmed by a Facebook advert, intrigued by a sales pitch and donning our best hiking spectacles to spend a wonderful couple of hours in a spooky old hall in that there Old London Town! Launching a fascinating new history of the Video Nasty phenomena – “Cannibal Error -  publishers HeadPress with the help of the Fortean Society host an evening with some of the smartest, wisest and best-informed horror fans in London in a fascinating winter evening of history and hysteria and learning more about 80s Britain and the political propaganda behind the video nasty panic. Discover what it is to hang out with the spookiest, most sinister, smartest and most splendidly dressed horror fans in the country. Great hats, British teeth, silver jewellery and more black denim than a goth Johnny Cash tribute band’s funeral. Grab a fedora for the head and a Fangoria for the journey. It’s Bonus 3 – DRAG ME TO HOLBORN… The full show is of course available exclusively for subscribers – a cosy club you can join via Patreon or Apple Podcasts. https://www.patreon.com/c/letsgetthebannedbacktogether https://podcasts.apple.com/.../lets-get-the.../id1807981869   https://youtu.be/DAdBeNvk6gw   Richard Asplin is an award nominated novelist, comedian, pub quiz host and has appeared on Smershpod, LBC and Radio 5 as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.

    6 min

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Why did 72 of the goriest, most gruesome and grotesque horror movies suddenly…disappear? How did cult thrillers, shockers, slashers and horrors go from “available now!” to renters and owners winding up in UK prisons? And what happened in the early 80s that got priests, parents and politicians on the march to “Ban This Filth!” But more importantly…where can I get these movies?! A hilarious deep dive into the forgotten world of banned VHS horror movies from the 60s, 70s and 80s that fell foul of the British censors during the ”Video Nasty” moral panic. Comedian, novelist and pub-quiz host Richard Asplin takes you through spoilerific plot details, kill by kill, looking at the often comedic carnage that lurks between the credits in some of the most infamous banned horrors of the era. Novelist, broadcaster and comedian Richard Asplin has appeared on Radio 5 Live & LBC, guested on ’Smershpod’ as well as writing for The Guardian and The Sunday Telegraph.