Let’s Not Die!

Tess Dion
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Bimonthly

Comedians, dice, bits. What is not to love? Let's Not Die is an actual play podcast where comedians play DnD

  1. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 8 "Bleeding Out with Friends"

    1d ago

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 8 "Bleeding Out with Friends"

    What begins as a simple investigation quickly spirals into something far more dangerous. An unexpected attack forces the party into impossible choices, unsettling truths come to light, and the line between ally and enemy grows harder to see. As tensions rise and a powerful threat closes in, the group realizes they may be standing on the edge of a much larger conflict.Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions.See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below!.Follow us on social media:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

    1h 6m
  2. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 7 "Shotgun Exit"

    Jun 23

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 7 "Shotgun Exit"

    The party begins a risky investigation into Ernest by sneaking into his riverside van using stealth and deception. What starts as careful reconnaissance quickly escalates into mounting tension.As the investigation deepens, a single name alone is enough to shift the atmosphere in an unnatural way, hinting that something far older and more dangerous may be watching.Following fragmented clues, the group pushes deeper into the mystery, uncovering a concealed location and a strange object tied to necromantic forces and unanswered questions.Their exit turns chaotic when they’re confronted by an armed homeowner, forcing a frantic bluff and retreat.Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions.See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below!.Follow us on social media:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

    54 min
  3. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 6 "Mercy or No Mercy?

    Jun 16

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 6 "Mercy or No Mercy?

    Mercy has finally stepped out of the shadows. After destroying the mysterious runes hidden beneath the house, the crew comes face-to-face with the ghostly girl haunting them with their memories. Mercy offers answers, but every answer comes with a price. As secrets about Artemis's family come to light, the party discovers a terrifying truth: Mercy grows stronger every time a vampire dies. A dangerous bargain is struck, memories are threatened, bones are broken, and an unsettling connection to Rhode Island's infamous Mercy Brown begins to emerge. With more questions than answers, the crew turns to local history, forgotten legends, and a desperate search for whatever remains of Mercy's humanity. Can they uncover the truth before they become trapped in a deal they can never escape? Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions. See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below! Follow us on social media:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

    57 min
  4. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 5 I Eternal Trauma of the Spotless Mind

    Jun 9

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 5 I Eternal Trauma of the Spotless Mind

    After reading a cursed tome and getting a nat 1, the party discovers that some consequences can't be undone. As the failed saves begin forcing them to relive strange visions and fractured memories, reality twists into a series of surreal and unsettling encounters. Following a trail of impossible clues, they uncover a door to the basement and come face-to-face with a mysterious figure. Whether she's a friend, foe, or something in between remains to be seen. Catch our live shows across New England! Find dates and locations at www.letsnotdie.com!

    51 min
  5. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 4 I The Book That Reads You

    Jun 2

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 4 I The Book That Reads You

    A cursed book. A watching presence. One choice that unravels everything.In this episode of Coffins by the Coast, curiosity turns into chaos as the party encounters an artifact that reacts when opened and something ancient reacts back. The table fights to survive a situation that feels bigger than any of them fully understand… and leaves them with the sense that they’ve only scratched the surface.Catch our live shows across New England! Find dates and locations at www.letsnotdie.com!

    59 min
  6. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 3 I Bros Before Blood

    May 26

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 3 I Bros Before Blood

    Welcome to Coffins by the Coast, a gothic horror comedy D&D actual play hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. Come out and see our live one-shots all across New England at www.letsnotdie.com and find us here: https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlayIn this episode, Artemis Rathbone, Leviticus Green Beans, and Bloop prepare for a covert mission into Chestnut Hill Cemetery after receiving a cryptic invitation tied to the strange events surrounding Rathbone Mansion. Disguised and uneasy, the group slips into Rhode Island’s underground tunnel network and emerges into a hidden gathering far more dangerous—and chaotic—than expected.What begins as an infiltration into a vampire party quickly spirals into escalating absurdity: improvised disguises, clueless teenagers caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, and a growing sense that something far larger is unfolding beneath the city. When outside interference detonates the situation into total chaos, the group is forced into a frantic scramble for answers.As the dust settles, the discovery of a hidden chamber beneath the cemetery and a powerful, forbidden book within it—pushes Artemis toward a catastrophic turning point, ending the episode on a dangerous and magical cliffhanger.

    1h 1m
  7. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 2 -"Eternal Happy Hour"

    May 19

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! I Campaign 2, Episode 2 -"Eternal Happy Hour"

    Welcome to Coffins by the Coast, a gothic comedy D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion where comedians play D&D. After the chaos at Rathbone Mansion, Artemis, Leviticus, and Bloop try settling into their bizarre inheritance but strange discoveries, a legendary vampire hunter, and a dangerous late-night intrusion quickly pull them deeper into Rhode Island’s supernatural underworld. As Artemis begins grappling with unsettling new powers, the group uncovers clues pointing toward something sinister brewing at Chestnut Hill Cemetery. Catch our live comedy D&D one-shots all around New England at www.letsnotdie.com Follow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

    1h 6m
  8. Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! Campaign 2, Episode 1:Welcome to Rathbone Manor

    May 12

    Coffins by the Coast I Lets Not Die! Campaign 2, Episode 1:Welcome to Rathbone Manor

    Coffins by the Coast begins on a stormy night in Newport, Rhode Island, where an uneasy funeral at the Rathbone mansion quickly spirals into chaos. Strange guests arrive, old secrets resurface, and the mansion itself begins revealing that not everything is as it seems. The players are pulled into a night of bizarre inheritance proceedings, supernatural omens, and unsettling discoveries that hint at something far darker lurking beneath Rhode Island’s surface. Mystery, mayhem, and vampire-hunting chaos await as the campaign begins. You can catch our live comedy D&D one-shots all around New England. Tickets and show info at letsnotdie.com, and follow us on socials:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

    49 min
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Comedians, dice, bits. What is not to love? Let's Not Die is an actual play podcast where comedians play DnD

Information

  • Creator
    Tess Dion
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tess Dion
  • Show Website
    Let’s Not Die!