The Geriatric Millennials

The Geriatric Millennials
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Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out-loud cringe-inducing tales to the day to day realities of entering your mid life. This podcast is your personal soundtrack for the everyday mundane, carefully designed to add a touch of joy to your routine. Whether you're powering through workouts, commuting, or simply taking a well-deserved break from adult life, Jayme and Beth's unique perspectives are here to infuse that cherished BFF energy into your day!

  1. 1D AGO

    What We're Into | April 2026

    Episode 220. This week, Beth and Jayme dive into their latest obsessions, from the quirky world of TikTok jewelry reveals to the joys of houseplants and the hunt for the perfect mascara.! On this episode >> hairspray woes >> deodorant shortage >> are you saying hydrolonic? Mentions: Kalyn - The Fizz SocietyThe little Plant ShopCandle Warmer LampTarte XL Tubing MascaraCurlSmith Flawless Finish Hairspray - Strong HoldKendra Professional Design Spray 9Dove Aluminum Free Deodorant Stick SensitiveRMS Beauty ReDimension Hydra Powder BlushDr. Jart+ Vital Hydra Solution Water Cream Glow Moisturizer With Hyaluronic AcidFenty Beauty Plush Puddin’ Intensive Recovery Lip MaskThe Housemaid Series by Freida McFaddenThe Powerless Trilogy by Lauren Roberts __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    31 min

  2. MAR 31

    Dating Apps Update

    Episode 219. In this episode, Beth shares her adventurous journey into the world of online dating, revealing the highs and lows of her experiences on apps like Bumble and Hinge (spoiler alert: it's horrible out there). On this episode >> I hate it here >> what in the acronym >> hello Idaho __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    27 min

  3. MAR 24

    We Do Not Care

    Episode 218. In this episode, Jayme and Beth embrace the liberating mindset of not caring about the little things as they age. From the joys of gray hair and the freedom of wearing leggings in public, to the hilarity of talking to oneself while grocery shopping, the ladies share their candid thoughts on what truly matters (and what doesn’t) as they navigate life in their 40s and beyond. On this episode >> I used voice to text for this >> give me that booty >> what in the thigh gap __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    25 min

  4. MAR 17

    Mittens Saga: The Final Chapter

    Episode 217. This week, Jayme and Beth share the latest cat adventures. From the ongoing saga of Mittens and her triumphant return home to the quirky antics of Bubba and Fratelli, the ladies recount the highs and lows of feline companionship. On this episode >> catnapper neighbors >> raccoon traps for all >> starfishing __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    16 min

  5. MAR 10

    Surprise! You're Middle Aged.

    Episode 216. This week, Jayme and Beth dive into the surprising realities of being middle-aged, reflecting on the unexpected changes and challenges that come with this life stage. From the shock of aging to the amusing moments of realizing you're closer to 50 than 40, the ladies share candid stories about their evolving perspectives on life, friendships, and even technology. Join them as they navigate the quirks of midlife with laughter and insight. On this episode >> why can't I see >> my knees are protesting >> I don't want to? __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    25 min

  6. MAR 3

    Trying to Stay Sane

    Episode 215. In this week's episode, Beth and Jayme explore the art of maintaining sanity in a chaotic world. Recorded before the recent events, the ladies share their personal strategies for coping with the complexities of life while keeping a sense of humor. From cat therapy to planning family vacations, they dive into the little joys that help them navigate the ups and downs of modern life. On this episode >> cat huffing >> vacation daydreams >> being a little mean __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    21 min

  7. FEB 24

    The Importance of Ladies' Night

    Episode 214. This week Jayme and Beth are making the case that time with your friends isn’t extra.....it’s essential! The ladies are sharing their favorite ways to make it actually happen, from low-key admin nights where everyone tackles life logistics together, to bring a board potlucks (charcuterie, soup, dips), to manifestation punch cards. It’s about friendship in midlife, being intentional instead of accidentally isolated, and giving yourself full permission to put the girls on the calendar and mean it! On this episode >> make it happen >> the creative friend >> sanctuary spaces __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    21 min

  8. FEB 17

    Cringe Purge vol. 15

    Episode 213. We’re back with another soul-cleansing round of cringe purging stories. On this episode >> double flush >> love you David >> crying in your truck __________ Join the Geriatric Millennials Community! Instagram: @thegeriatricmillennials Facebook: facebook.com/TheGeriatricMillennials Theme music by The Finley Ghost __________ Connect with Beth: Instagram: @eransofar Instagram: @paperwhale_ paper whale: www.paperwhale.com Connect with Jayme: Instagram: @justenjoyjayme Facebook: facebook.com/jayme.jones.75 __________ Beth and Jayme are long time friends and geriatric millennials. Relish in their unique perspectives as you workout, commute, fold laundry, or just need a break from the reality of this timeline! Listen in as they tell stories, discuss every topic under the sun, and just enjoy being in conversation with a friend. Designed to be the soundtrack for the mundane.

    20 min
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Join Jayme and Beth (long time friends and proud geriatric millennials) as they dive into a tapestry of topics. From nostalgic interludes that will transport you back to the ‘80s and ‘90s to laugh-out-loud cringe-inducing tales to the day to day realities of entering your mid life. This podcast is your personal soundtrack for the everyday mundane, carefully designed to add a touch of joy to your routine. Whether you're powering through workouts, commuting, or simply taking a well-deserved break from adult life, Jayme and Beth's unique perspectives are here to infuse that cherished BFF energy into your day!

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  • Creator
    The Geriatric Millennials
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    227
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026 The Geriatric Millennials
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    The Geriatric Millennials

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