22 episodes

The year is 2522. John B, a humble repairman and "former human" (having lost his legal status as such), has left the Earth for mysterious reasons. He is perhaps the unluckiest being in Human space. He has wound up at the Human Exchange Concourse, or the "HEC," once the site of Humanity's First Galactic Fair. It was the biggest flop in Human history. "The Fairgrounds" is perhaps the unluckiest place in Human space. You don't go there, you end up there. John's luck seems to have changed when he gets a good apartment at an amazingly reasonable price only to find his roommate is Althaar, an Illtorian, who is determined to befriend a Human. (Illtorians are the kindest, nicest species in all known space, and natural diplomats, beloved by almost all, but their slightest presence causes Humans to instinctively respond with panic, fear, disgust, nausea, and loss of bodily functions) Can a Human and Illtorian live together without one of them driving the other crazy?

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    • 5.0 • 23 Ratings

The year is 2522. John B, a humble repairman and "former human" (having lost his legal status as such), has left the Earth for mysterious reasons. He is perhaps the unluckiest being in Human space. He has wound up at the Human Exchange Concourse, or the "HEC," once the site of Humanity's First Galactic Fair. It was the biggest flop in Human history. "The Fairgrounds" is perhaps the unluckiest place in Human space. You don't go there, you end up there. John's luck seems to have changed when he gets a good apartment at an amazingly reasonable price only to find his roommate is Althaar, an Illtorian, who is determined to befriend a Human. (Illtorians are the kindest, nicest species in all known space, and natural diplomats, beloved by almost all, but their slightest presence causes Humans to instinctively respond with panic, fear, disgust, nausea, and loss of bodily functions) Can a Human and Illtorian live together without one of them driving the other crazy?

    Episode 20: Dial 'O' for Bigelow

    Episode 20: Dial 'O' for Bigelow

    In which A Murder Is Announced. A homicide in a cheap lodging turns out to have important and personal ramifications for Commander Torianna, who takes on the investigation personally. Meanwhile, Althaar, having binge-watched hours of 20th-Century Earth mystery TV shows, on discovering that Mrs. Frondrinax is implicated in the crime, decides to do his own sleuthing, dragging the hapless John B along on what may or may not be a wild goose chase. At the same time, a redecoration of The Electric Egg makes everyone uncomfortable for undefinable reasons, Sherlock HolmesBot is disabled, evidence is stolen by a dog, and Mixology is only a red herring.

    • 1 hr 58 min
    Episode 19: Eight Ways of Looking at a Bar Fight

    Episode 19: Eight Ways of Looking at a Bar Fight

    In which Chip returns to The Electric Egg after a quick errand to find an immense booze fight in progress among just about everyone we know on The Fairgrounds. In attempting to sort out how the fight began, we are presented with eight flashbacks from amongst the crew, none of which actually in themselves do much to illuminate how the fight happened, but all of them revealing much about each character and how they see everyone else on The Fairgrounds and how they believe they are see and treated by all the others.

    • 1 hr 13 min
    Episode 18: Space Hat with Air

    Episode 18: Space Hat with Air

    In which John B, on yet another boring and routine EVA mission to fix a very small wire on the outside of The Fairgrounds, is sent hurling away from the space station by a chance explosion. As John and the bridge crew attempt in vain to find a way to bring him back (that won't kill him), all of his other friends on The Fairgrounds show up on the bridge to say hello (for no logical reason), and John suspects that, despite their assurances, it's really to say a very final goodbye. And for some reason or reasons, neither Frall nor Althaar seem to be around.

    • 1 hr 20 min
    Episode 17: The Sweet Smell of the Fairgrounds

    Episode 17: The Sweet Smell of the Fairgrounds

    In which the "Steves" from an annoying but highly motivated and skilled capitalist species, the Dilurians, come to The Fairgrounds, renting a downshifted and unused level, from which they proceed to wreak havoc across the entire space station. As their new business, Cadabra, expands rapidly from selling personalized smells, they begin, in less than a day, to gentrify across the station, wiping out all the beloved homegrown businesses and replacing them with more-convenient apps providing far worse service. On top of it, Commander Torianna discovers she will have to avert an actual massacre as the Dilurians attempt to expand into the sector of the Pudendar, a proud and exiled species of warrior artists uninterested in and offended by the commercial offerings.

    • 2 hr 15 min
    Episode 16: Big Numbers and Little Science

    Episode 16: Big Numbers and Little Science

    In which Drop Time comes again to The Fairgrounds, though several newcomers to the station have no idea what this period -- when the station drops a certain amount of days from the calendar to get in line with Earth's -- means for them. For John B, it means his birthday is getting skipped, for Dee, it means a cruel prank regarding a non-binding contract, for the energy being Lt. Frall, it means trying to drink coffee and pouring it on the floor, and for most of the crew, it means a time to slack off and ignore all rules. An angry John B searches for the hidden Timekeeping Central department, to discover the secret of The Algorithm that decides when Drop Time occurs, while H.F. takes Dee on a tour of several secret places on the station only available to the public during Drop Time.

    • 1 hr 50 min
    Episode 15: A Simple Game of SuperNova

    Episode 15: A Simple Game of SuperNova

    In which The Syndicate comes to The Fairgrounds to make Chip Frinkel an offer he can't refuse concerning his bar, The Electric Egg: a seemingly innocent offer of a pool table. However, more turns out to be riding on the table, and a game of SuperNova on it, than first appears. Meanwhile, Althaar becomes addicted to binge-watching 21st-Century television shows.

    • 1 hr 58 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
23 Ratings

23 Ratings

Ziene Dall ,

Give it a Listen!

This podcast is wonderful! I honestly don’t know how it hasn’t gotten more hype! The production value is really excellent, even better than many popular, better-known podcasts. John’s journey as a human-reclassified-robot in the new and at times frightening Trade Center and his experiences with his grotesque, yet kind-hearted roommate Althaar make for a story that is both lighthearted and intriguing! I highly recommend it for all those fans of audio-dramas out there. So give it a listen, and I hope you enjoy!

Riley Xscobar ,

I love this podcast

I hardly ever write reviews, but this one needs more. This is such a well done podcast. The curve was a little high on the first episode with so much happening and explained but I’ve listened to the whole show three times and I’m still catching running gags. The EOS10 comparisons are apt.

ArtGeekMom ,

Love this

Extremely funny!!! Great story and great voice actors. I highly recommend

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