Lifetime Pals

Lifetime Pals
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Faris and Jess review Lifetime movies and made for TV specials, while diving into the real reasons behind the chaos these stories entail.

Episodes

  1. 06/24/2021

    Cries Unheard - Handmade Log Cabin!

    Content warning: This episode contains heavy talk about domestic violence and sexual violence. Listener's discretion advised.  Faris and Jess take on a heavy hitter of an episode based on the true story of Dennis and Donna Yaklich. Faris also unloads Smokey the Bear style gun safety tips. Jess becomes a snail. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)  For resources for those in abusive situations, please visit endingviolencecanada.org, RAINN.org, or for US listeners - thehotline.org Stay safe 3

  2. 06/10/2021

    The Wrong Son - I HOPE YOU STILL LIKE MEAT!

    Faris and Jess are finally back with the worst produced movie Lifetime has put out in well, a lifetime. Join us on a rollercoaster of mystery, murder, and meat. We should be back to a regular recording schedule, unless a mystery woman in black takes us away. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  3. 12/16/2020

    Happiest Season - "Stay Out Of This Sappho!"

    Clea DuVall truly makes the yuletide gay. Faris and Jess take a break from the Lifetime movies and afterschool specials to curl up with a bottle of liquor and cry about lesbians in love. It certainly is the most wonderful time of the year. Next week: a Hallmark double feature. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  4. 12/09/2020

    The Accident - Here's Your Grad Present... Jail!

    Content warning: This episode is very much about drunk driving and manslaughter. Listener's discretion advised. Faris and Jess dive into one of the "Moment of Truth" made-for-tv movies about divorce, drunk driving, and Daddy bigfoot. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  5. 12/02/2020

    The Perfect Husband - Who the F**k Owns a Boat?!

    Content warning: This episode contains talk of murder and is based on the true story of Laci Peterson. Listener's discretion advised. Faris and Jess discuss how to maybe get away with murder...? Also boats, boobs, and bad alibis. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  6. 11/25/2020

    Kate's Secret - Monster Mothers on Parade

    Content warning: This episode contains talk of disordered eating and parental abuse, as well as mentions of inpatient care. Listener's discretion advised. Jess and Faris explain why they're two racoons in dresses. Resources: https://nedic.ca/contact/ (Toronto) https://edsna.ca/ (Alberta) https://www.eatingdisorderhope.com/treatment-for-eating-disorders/international/canada/canadas-eating-disorder-organizations-charities (Canada) Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  7. 11/18/2020

    Do YOU Know the Muffin Man? - Sir, Where's Your Warrant?!

    Content warning: This episode contains some heavy shit about child abuse and sexual abuse. Listener's discretion advised. SVU goes Satanic panic in a made for tv film about ritualistic abuse in a daycare. Yep. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  8. 11/13/2020

    She's Too Young - Mama, Tengo Syphilis!

    Content warning: This episode contains talk of sexually transmitted diseases and sexual assault. Listener discretion advised. Halifax teens face an outbreak of syphilis at their local high school and we talk about why church girls who go to church need more education on sex. Our guest this week is Nino - find him on instagram @hoboflexual and support his Extra Life campaign! Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  9. 11/05/2020

    Shattered Innocence - Porn Bad, Drug Sad

    Content warning: this epsiode deals with suicide and sexual language. Listener discretion advised. A Kansas teen moves to California to pursue a career in modelling and falls down a spiral of porn and cocaine. Parents, don't let your kids grow up to take dick for a living. Email us! LifetimePalsPod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @LifetimePalsPod Hosted by Faris (@embarrassedtobehuman) and Jess (@deadpanann)

  • 9 Episodes

About

Faris and Jess review Lifetime movies and made for TV specials, while diving into the real reasons behind the chaos these stories entail.

Information

  • Creator
    Lifetime Pals
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Lifetime Pals
  • Show Website
    Lifetime Pals