Lighthouse Shock Jock

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The highest rated schizopodcaster in the known universe chats about current events, games, the good old days of "content" before it was corporate drivel (if such a thing even exists), and finding fulfillment in an increasingly desolate world.

  1. Feb 10

    #17: The "Football is Basically the Real Housewives" Theorem

    𝕏: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LighthouseSJ INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/lighthouseshockjock Is the show alive or dead? Are the Patriots still alive or has getting smacked in the Super Bowl caused them to literally perish off the face of the earth? Is there any credibility to my theory on famous male spaces being analogous to Real Housewives?? The Big Game Spectacular Episode (wip title) has the answer to all of these questions PLUS why idgaf about multiculturalism in the halftime show, Who Wants to Be a Hater with the worst of the commercials, and being a late bloomer in life... 0:00 Intro (CAN SKIP) 0:55 Being a late bloomer; what I've been up to the past [YEAR!!] 3:46 Changes to the show (tldr: audio only, not bleeping swears anymore) 6:52 What I enjoy about football & The "Football = Real Housewives" Theorem 13:39 The obligatory halftime show discourse 24:22 Insiders in betting markets is about to become a problem... 29:20 Who Wants to Be a Hater: Super Bowl Commercials Edition!!

    49 min

  2. 02/27/2025

    #16: Are You a Bad Friend? Are You Going Bald? Same tbh...

    𝕏: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/lighthouseshockjock Sorry I took last week off but we're back with some heavy and not heavy stuff. Undecided on which one of those going bald is. Plus, what my nephew did that impressed me recently, what I'm commissioning from another nephew (and a fiendish plan), and taking some responsibility on friendships fading into the ether. 0:00 Intro & changing the camera setup 3:05 Becoming a beanie guy by going bald 8:30 Housekeeping and fixing the audio on the show 10:26 Commissioning art from my nephew and trying to be a good influence 21:14 Are you a bad friend? (Because I am)

    48 min

  3. 02/05/2025

    #15: It's FEBRUARY - How Are Your New Year's Resolutions? USPS Halts China Shipping!

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠⁠ Another week of the GRIND. But first a quick checkup on your New Year's Resolutions now that it's February, fantasizing about the perfect algorithmic product, and how shipping from China is about to get a lot more complicated. 0:00 It's February & how are your New Year's Resolutions? 4:44 Fantasizing about the perfect video for the YouTube algorithm... 6:54 How my New Year's Resolutions and the show recently had Heavenly Influence 17:08 Having toxic hobbies to be social and giving them up 25:50 Why I generally avoid talking about The Current Thing 28:19 Please help me answer when people ask "what kind of music do you listen to?" 31:50 The package I got from Wish with nothing in it (ft. the sweatshop rant) 34:32 USPS temporarily halts certain shipping from China (with more sweatshop rant) 40:35 Housekeeping - should I keep censoring the show?

    47 min

  4. 01/28/2025

    #14: Would You FLOP at Work for Weeks Off? When was the TV Drama Golden Era?

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠⁠ Practicing for a real comeback trust me on this folks. I could have flopped but would YOU have? Plus, a quick "review" on the first couple episodes of season 2 of Severance. 0:00 Injuring myself at work and missing out on the benefits 14:15 Losing 30 minutes of a past recording to time 17:03 Interesting post on X about "The Sunday Night HBO Show" 22:54 First two episodes of Season 2 of Severance 35:25 The future of the show & separating LHSJ Bible Study

    50 min

  5. 05/21/2024

    #13: The Only Viable Kendrick vs Drake Take, Eye on Social Media, Pallet Jack Wars, Book of Jonah

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠⁠ After taking a break to get some of life in order, we're back with some more Haterade about people who are following the Kendrick vs Drake beef and the "comedian podcast guy." Plus, some fantasies about using electric pallet jacks as horses and riding them into jousting battle. It's as ridiculous as it sounds. And in Eye on Social Media, online dating discourse has a new low with some reactions to a TikTok boss girl who can't find a man. Have we gone too far?? Finally, in Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study, a lesson on gratefulness and not running from your calling from the Book of Jonah.

    1h 57m

  6. 03/16/2024

    #12: Downtown Nashville Anomalies, Gamer Chairs vs Anime McDonalds, Reconciling with Old Testament God

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ The show returns to being broadcasted live like God intended, and the first night has some stories about downtown Nashville, an AT&T and McDonalds ad pitted against each other in Who Wants to Be a Hater, and we judge for ourselves whether or not Old Testament God is vengeful in Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study. Which commercial cringes it out the hardest in Who Wants to Be a Hater? I'm curious which one you think takes the crown... 0:00 Intro, the Live show is back, previewing today's show 12:46 Tourist traps & why does every city have a Broadway/Church street? 16:35 Live music in the tourist district 24:37 Everyone is either a 2 or a 10 in Nashville (if you know you know) 27:37 Nashville ducks are beautiful and Florida ducks have cancer 30:50 What's super prominent in Nashville and nudity party buses 40:49 Who Wants to Be a Hater: AT&T vs McDonalds 55:11 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study: Reconciling with Old Testament God (Recorded on March 15, 2024) #podcast #nashville #animemcdonalds #commercials #oldtestament #biblestudy

    1h 50m

  7. 03/14/2024

    #11: Overcoming Bad Habits, GamerGate 2, Driving Nervousness, & Miraidon vs Optimus Prime??

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ This one took 7 days to record for some reason, but that gives us even more time to contemplate the important things in life such as nervousness driving in front of cops, overcoming bad habits, the Miraidon motorcycle from Toyota, mental illness in video games, and reconnecting with God when things seem lost. 0:00 Intro & being nervous driving in front of cops 10:13 Ranting about what's on today's show 18:13 Overcoming bad habits with routine 24:31 Housekeeping & the live show returning Friday, March 15th at midnight Eastern 33:29 Crypto in 2024 xd 39:52 GamerGate 2 Electric Boogaloo?? 1:15:47 Toyota Engineering's Miraidon motorcycle 1:27:07 Lighthouse Shock Jock Bible Study (Recorded on March 7, 2024) #podcast #toyota #gamergate2 #biblestudy #miraidonmotorcycle #traffic

    2h 1m

  8. 02/18/2024

    #10: The Super Bowl Food Coma, Valentine's Day, LHSJ Bible Study 2

    𝕏 / TWITTER: ⁠⁠https://x.com/LHSJRadio⁠ It's not too late to cash in on the Super Bowl conspiracy theories right? Thankfully I'm more concerned about the food than the game (which I was mostly asleep for... except the halftime show). Plus, some thoughts about this year's Valentine's Day, and some reconciling in Bible Study about whether or not it's possible to be a homosexual Christian. 0:00 Intro, Chiefs Dynasty, Super Bowl halftime show 5:55 Super Bowl food coma, all out mac & cheese 17:08 "Analysis" of the football game itself; hypnotizing people who sports bet 23:36 Valentine's Day 29:09 Housekeeping on show stuff 38:56 LHSJ Bible Study: Corinthians, Wisdom, Sexual Immorality #podcast #superbowl #valentinesday #biblestudy #corinthians #chiefs

    1h 37m
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