Line Drunk

Lee

This is an entertainment podcast for quotaholics covering trivia, quotes, and reviews, for those movie and television lovers everywhere. I’m Lee, your host, creator, editor, producer, etc. and I really hope you enjoy my unfiltered, unedited, unrehearsed, yet passionate podcast. So grab a glass of wine, a beer, a cocktail, or all three relax and enjoy. Feel free to reach out if you’d like to be a guest and discuss a film or specific episode of a television show, new or old, popular or unknown. You can email me at linedrunk@gmail.com or reach me on Twitter or Instagram @Line_Drunk.

  1. 1d ago

    Scrubs (2026) S1E1

    It is here, the revival of Scrubs. In this reboot, JD and Turk scrub in together after a long break. Medicine and interns have evolved, but their friendship remains strong. New and familiar faces at Sacred Heart bring laughs, emotion, and unexpected moments. Scrubs Old Fashioned (Gnome's Tavern): Ingredients 1 oz rum1 oz calvados 3 spoonful maple syrup2 dashes chocolate bitters scotch rinse orange peelDirections 1. Rinse the Glass with Scotch. Pour a small splash of scotch into your rocks glass. Swirl it around so the inside of the glass gets coated. Dump out the excess scotch. This leaves behind a smoky aroma without overpowering the drink.Fill a mixing glass or shaker tin about halfway with ice.Add the rum, calvados, maple syrup and chocolate bitters into the mixing glass.Stir for about 20–30 seconds. You want the drink chilled and slightly diluted, like a traditional old fashioned.Add one large ice cube (or a few regular cubes) to your scotch-rinsed rocks glass.Strain the cocktail into the prepared glass over the ice. If you don’t have a strainer, you can carefully pour it straight in.Garnish, express an orange peel over the drink. Reboot Drinking Game: Drink when... Someone says “JD” dramaticallyThere’s a fantasy cutaway sequenceA patient teaches the doctors a life lessonChristopher Turk makes himself laughElliot Reid starts rambling when nervousPerry Cox gives someone a nicknameA sad indie song starts playingSomeone hugs unexpectedlyThe Janitor appears out of nowhereHospital staff clearly violate HR policyJohn Dorian has an internal monologueCarla Espinosa calls someone out for being immatureDr. Cox delivers an emotional speechTurk and JD act like they’re in a romantic comedySomeone cries and then immediately makes a jokeThe reboot references an original-series momentA cameo from an original cast member appearsThe Janitor tells an obviously fake storyThere’s a musical number or random dance scene“Guy Love” gets referencedSomeone says “wrong wrong wrong wrong”The episode suddenly becomes emotionally devastatingA patient dies right after a hopeful sceneJD narrates the ending over an acoustic song montageThe reboot somehow makes a joke about medical school debt, AI, or hospital TikTokTurk and JD recreate an old bit shot-for-shot As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow and subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    32 min
  2. Jun 2

    Scrubs (2001) S1E1

    From creator Bill Lawrence, in the pilot episode, JD is thrown into the chaotic world of hospital life, we not only get to see the quirky characters that he encounters, but also hear the humorous commentary of thoughts streaming through JD's head. You can watch Scrubs on Hulu. Appletini: Ingredients 1 1/4 ounces vodka 1 ounce Calvados 1 1/4 ounces Granny Smith apple juice 1/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed 1/4 ounce simple syrup Garnish: brandied cherry Garnish: Granny Smith apple slices Directions Add crushed ice into a cocktail glass and set aside to chill. Add the vodka, Calvados, apple juice, lemon juice and simple syrup into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled. Discard the ice from the cocktail glass and double-strain the mixture into the glass. Garnish with a skewered brandied cherry and 3 Granny Smith apple slices. Drinking Game (drinkiwiki.com): Pick a character: J.D. Drink continuously every time JD has a day dreamTake a drink every time JD and Turk have a gay momentTake a drink every time JD is called a girls nameTake a drink every time JD is called noobieEvery time JD messes it up with a girl take a drinkEvery time JD draws a life lessons from the seemingly unrelated events of the episodeTurk Drink every time Turk calls Carla Puerto RicanDrink every time Turk and Carla have a disagreementTake a drink every time Turk has a gay moment with J.D.Drink every time Turk has to show J.D. how to be coolDrink the duration of a Turk danceTake a drink when Turk masters up a joke with J.D.Dr. Cox Drink continuously every time Dr. Cox has a rant at someoneTake a drink every time Dr. Cox puts his hands on his headTake a drink every time Dr. Cox calls J.D a girls nameTake a drink every time Dr. Cox extends a wordTake a drink every time Dr. Cox takes a drink Take a drink every time the Janitor tells one of his ridiculous storiesTake a drink when the Janitor actually does his jobDrink when the Janitor terrorizes J.D.Drink when the Janitor mentions or involves his taxidermied animalsDrink whenever the Janitor calls Elliot Blonde DoctorDrink your ENTIRE drink if the Janitor's name is said Take a drink every time Elliot blows her bangs out of her faceTake a drink every time Elliot speedtalks/her voice gets higher pitchedTake a drink every time Elliot is insecureTake a drink every time Elliot says frick!Take a drink every time Elliot gets called blonde doctor or BarbieTake a drink every time Elliot uses a gibberish word to refer to genitaliaCarla Take a drink whenever Carla is bossyTake a drink every time Carla calls J.D. BambiTake a drink every time Carla reminds someone of her heritageTake a drink whenever Carla gets emotionalTake a drink whenever Carla stands up to Dr. CoxTake a drink every time Carla comforts ElliotDr. Kelso Take a drink every time Kelso says "Who has two thumbs and..."Take a drink every time Kelso denies a hospital requestTake a drink every time Kelso shuts down Dr. CoxTake a drink every time Kelso mentions EnidTake a drink every time Kelso talks about his sonDrink your ENTIRE drink whenever Kelso is genuinely kindThe Extras Take a drink whenever a main character's family member appearsTake a drink every time Ted is patheticTake a drink every time a main character's boyfriend/girlfriend appearsTake a drink every time Lloyed appearsDrink every time a well know actor is part of the castTake a drink whenever Jordan is evilThe Scrubs Take a drink every time Dr. Mickhead, Colonel Doctor, or Doctor Beardface appearTake a drink every time the Todd goes for a high fiveTake a drink every time an intern screws upTake a drink whenever Laverne acts religiouslyTake a drink every time Doug acts nervouslyTake a drink whenever the Janitor pretends to be a doctor As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk

    22 min
  3. May 26

    Poorly Explained Movies: 80s Edition

    A party game all about identifying movies–from the worst descriptions humanly possible. Features 125 game cards–each featuring a uniquely-terrible description of an 80s movie. Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). Suitable for 2 to 8 players. Enjoy the game on the go or expand your original edition! Compete with your friends to identify popular 80s movies from the most convoluted movie summaries possible. Has your mom ever tried to explain a film that she just watched? Did it make one ounce of sense? Of course not–and that’s precisely the inspiration for this game. For example: A baby's life is forever changed by a watermelon. Psst, it’s 'Dirty Dancing’. Popular 80s Cocktails: Midori Sour 1 oz. / 30 ml Midori melon liqueur1 oz. / 30 ml Vodka½ oz. / 15 ml Lemon juice½ oz. / 15 ml Lime juice½ oz. / 15 ml Simple syrup (optional)Top up with Club sodaGarnish with a Lemon wheelBuild, Collins glassPina Colada 200-300 grams Pineapple (cubed and frozen)5 Ice cubes2 oz. / 60 ml White rum1½ oz. / 45 ml Cream of coconut½ oz. / 15 ml Lime juice (optional, but recommended)Garnish with Pineapple leaves and a Pineapple wedgeBlue Hawaiian 1½ oz. / 45 ml White Rum¾ oz. / 22 ml Blue curacao2 oz. / 60 ml Pineapple juice¾ oz. / 22 ml Cream of coconut½ oz. / 15 ml Lemon juiceGarnish witha a Pineapple wedge & Maraschino cherriesShake, Hurricane or Sling glass with iceSex on the Beach Shaker #1. Beach:⅔ oz. / 20 ml Peach liqueur1 oz. / 30 ml Orange juice1 oz. / 30 ml Pineapple juiceShaker #2. Sex1 ½ oz. / 45 ml Vodka1 oz. / 30 ml Cranberry juice½ oz. / 15 ml Raspberry liqueurGarnish with an Orange sliceShake, Collins glass with ice Drinking Game: Drink when you get one wrong. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    53 min
  4. May 19

    Stumble S1E1

    You need to stop what you are doing and go watch Stumble on Peacock if you haven't seen it! If you have seen it, go rewatch it! I am hoping that NBC will change their minds, or that someone else will pick up this show. This show is fantastic and needs to be around for more seasons. If you don't have any knowledge of this show, it says Jenn Lyon and Taran Killam and the synopsis is... After being fired from her beloved role as head coach of a first-class cheerleading team, Courteney Potter is ready to stage the ultimate comeback. Just one championship shy of becoming the winningest college cheer coach ever, she takes a new job in a small Southern town where she recruits a group of lovable misfits in the hopes of training them to become a competitive squad. But getting this collection of underdogs to the nationals in the highly competitive world of junior college cheer might just be Courteney's toughest job yet. Stumble Cocktails: "We Can. We Will. We Must." Ingredients 1 oz vodka1 oz tequila blanco1 oz coconut rum3 oz pineapple juice1 oz orange juice1 /2 oz lime juice1/2 oz simple syrup or coconut syrupSplash of grenadineDirections Fill shaker with ice.Add all ingredients except grenadine.Shake hard.Pour into a tall glass with fresh ice.Add a splash of grenadine for a sunset effect."The Texas Manhattan / The Head Injury" Ingredients 2 oz of 814 Smoky Bacon Whiskey1 oz of Sapling Vermont Liqueur2-3 Dashes of Strongwater Black Walnut BittersBacon and Walnut for GarnishDirections Add whiskey, Vermont maple liqueur, and bitters into mixing glass.Fill the mixing glass with ice and stir for 15-20 seconds until well-chilled.Strain the mixture into a chilled cocktail glass.Garnish with bacon and a walnut. Stumble Drinking Game: Drink when... Daytona is mentioned.SDSJC or Heådlston is mentioned.Boon mentions his football injury.you see candy buttons.Madonna falls asleep.Dimarcus shows off.something is blurred out.Krystal advertises something.“We can. We will. We must.”Steven is clumsy.Peaches steals something.Courteney draws on the calendar.there is a special guest star.for an “oh 💩" moment.for Button Daya new college is mentioned, ex. Harry Connick Jr. Junior Collegethey are in typing class.any new information about the button factory is mentioned.a name pun.Boon or Courteney give an inspirational talk.Lorraine comes out.there is a disclaimer or warning on screen.Sally says something that is shocking and depressing.Take a shot when... you see Steven’s tattoo.you find out that candy buttons were originally a suppositroy.for the Daytona performance. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    1h 14m
  5. 12/09/2025

    Dangerous Animals

    If you haven't watched this movie, STOP right now and go watch it. DO NOT LOOK UP THE SYNOPSIS, just hit play. It is so much better when you don't know what the film is about. I watched it in theatres only knowing it had good reviews and was a shark movie, that's all you need to know. There will be spoilers in this episode, so you want to watch the film first. Shark Attack Cocktail (foodnetwork.com): Ingredients 1 1/2 cups lemonade6 ounces coconut rum5 ounces lemon vodka3 ounces blue curaçao1/2 cup gummy sharks6 ounces lemon seltzerGrenadine, for drizzlingDirections Combine the lemonade, rum, vodka and curaçao in a pitcher. Add ice and the gummy sharks, then pour in the seltzer.Divide the drink among glasses. Drizzle some grenadine into each. If you really want to make it fun, add a tiny human to the glass, pour the grenadine into a toy shark, blow a whistle, holler shark and attack the drink with the toy shark and see all the grenadine make it's way into the drink. Drinking Game: Drink when... there is blood.you are surprised or there is a jump scare.Tucker makes a metaphor that is ocean related.when someone gets stabbed or injured.someone dies.you see a shark.Zephyr almost escapes.you see a VHS tape with your name on it, or a name of someone you know. If they are in the room with you, make them drink.Take a shot when... Tucker is in his underwear. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    45 min
  6. 10/28/2025

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    If you haven't watched it yet, it is available to stream on Disney+, so go check it out. It's a fun movie for the whole family with cameos from John Stamos, Will Arnett, Taraji P. Henson and more. Maybe it will give you some costume ideas. Hopefully there will be more Muppets movies in the future.  Apple Cider Champagne Cocktail (wellplated.com): Ingredients 4 oz Apple Cider8 oz chilled Champagne (Prosecco or sparkling wine)2 oz Brandy or Rum2 tablespoons Sugar1/2 teaspoon CinnamonOptional: Apple slices, caramel, caramel vodka, cinnamon sticksDirections Rim the glasses with sugar and cinnamon.Pour brandy or rum, apple cider, then champagne into each glass.Garnish as desired and ENJOY! Apple Cider Old Fashioned (foxeslovelemons.com): Ingredients  1 strip orange peel (about an inch wide)2-4 dashes of orange bitters1 teaspoon maple syrup2 oz bourbon3 oz apple ciderIceSliced apples, cinnamon sticks and/or cherries for garnishDirections Place orange peel, bitters and maple syrup in a small glass and use muddler to gently release oils from orange peel.Add bourbon and cider; stir until well combined.Top glass with ice and serve immediately, garnish with apple slices, cinnamon sticks and/or cherries, if desired. Muppets Haunted Mansion Drinking Game: Drinking when... you see a cameo.Pepe corrects someone on being a King Prawn.you hear a bad dad joke.you see a dead husband.you don’t know a celebrity’s name.the skull lets out a breath.a door creaks.someone appears out of nowhere.MacGuffin’s name is mentioned.Miss Piggy complains. Take a shot when... Miss Piggy sneezes.it’s revealed that Will Arnett is MacGuffin. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    51 min
  7. 09/23/2025

    Bzzz! and Other Dating Shows with Annie Wood

    I remember watching Bzzz! on tv and I was probably was probably way too young to be watching it, but it was also a fun show. I miss the dating shows of the 90s and early 00s, Singled Out and Blind Date to name a few. I wonder how these shows would do now, especially when the dating shows now are all about the drama and gaining popularity to become an influencer and not really about finding love.  Annie was so much fun to talk to. I took a chance and emailed her manager about her coming on and very shortly after that email, I received an email from Annie and we set up a time. Be sure to go to https://www.anniewood.com/ and check out her artwork, poetry, and more.  Love Potion No. 9 (www.thetastingalliance.com): Ingredients  1/2 cup of ice1/2 cup of strawberries, either fresh or frozen1 scoop of vanilla ice cream1 ounce of vodka (plain, strawberry, or vanilla flavored)1/2 ounce of white crème de cacao liqueurA strawberry for decorationDirections Place ice, strawberries, vanilla ice cream, vodka, and white crème de cacao into a blender.Blend the mixture until it achieves a smooth consistency.Transfer the blend into a pre-chilled margarita glass.Adorn the drink with a strawberry as a garnish. Serve immediately and savor. Bzzz! Drinking Game: Drink when… you hear a cheesy pickup line.one of the four gets removed.someone is rejected.someone rings the bell.a couple matched on simpatico.Bonus… Pick one of the four, drink when your contestant gets rejected, take a shot if they are chosen. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    1h 3m
  8. 09/16/2025

    Kill Me Again (1989)

    Well this was an interesting event, find out why in the beginning of this episode. It was not what we were expecting. The great thing about this episode is that we were able to cover a film that starred both Val Kilmer and Michael Madsen, who both passed away this year. This film is available to watch on Tubi. After Faye (Joanne Whalley) and her psychotic boyfriend, Vince (Michael Madsen), successfully rob a mob courier, Faye decides to abscond with the loot. She heads to Reno, where she hires feckless private investigator Jack Andrews (Val Kilmer) to help fake her death. He pulls the scheme off and sets up Faye with a new identity, only to have her skip out on him without paying. Jack follows her to Vegas and learns he's not the only one after her. Vince has discovered that she's still alive. Nevada Double-Cross (ChatGPT): Ingredients 2 oz bourbon (rich, desert heat backbone)0.75 oz fresh lemon juice (sharp, cutting through the sweetness)0.5 oz honey syrup (equal parts honey + hot water, stirred until smooth)0.5 oz Cointreau (or triple sec, for a citrus lift)Dash of Angostura bittersLemon peel + sprig of thyme for garnishDirections Add bourbon, lemon juice, honey syrup, Cointreau, and bitters into a shaker with ice.Shake hard until well chilled.Strain into a chilled coupe or rocks glass over one big ice cube.Express lemon peel over the top, then garnish with the peel and a sprig of thyme. Kill Me Again (1989) Drinking Game: Take a sip when… Someone smokes a cigarette.Val Kilmer looks sweaty or stressed.Fay (Joanne Whalley) manipulates or seduces someone.Someone says or implies they can’t trust anyone.A bag of money is mentioned or shown.Take two sips when… There’s a sudden betrayal.Fay changes her story or motives.Someone pulls a gun in a moment of high tension.Kilmer’s character (Jack) gets punched, knocked around, or physically overpowered.Take a big gulp when… A car chase or tense driving scene kicks in.A character is double-crossed and doesn’t see it coming.The Nevada desert is shown in a dramatic wide shot.Finish your drink if… The ending twist makes you go “wait, WHAT?”The money changes hands for the last time. As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk.

    1h 12m
5
out of 5
13 Ratings

About

This is an entertainment podcast for quotaholics covering trivia, quotes, and reviews, for those movie and television lovers everywhere. I’m Lee, your host, creator, editor, producer, etc. and I really hope you enjoy my unfiltered, unedited, unrehearsed, yet passionate podcast. So grab a glass of wine, a beer, a cocktail, or all three relax and enjoy. Feel free to reach out if you’d like to be a guest and discuss a film or specific episode of a television show, new or old, popular or unknown. You can email me at linedrunk@gmail.com or reach me on Twitter or Instagram @Line_Drunk.