Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. 5D AGO

    Accidental Racism, Cheating & Naked wrestling | EP173

    This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong trap? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 we’ve had some complaints  3:54 Cutting out screens, sugar and sex for the new year  7:54 Pete doesn’t think he need to change anything  10:46 Ai ruining our creativity + stealing ideas  23:01 octopus have nine brains and can taste with their arms 24:23 taking advantage of aliens + why would he cheat after 30 years of being faithful? 29:06 life must look different from the top  31:20 Pete is proud he learnt something new  34:07 when someone says something racist by accident  36:34 crab mentality + bringing poor and famous  54:29 Pete justifies his naked wrestling  57:37 man leaves girlfriend because of how many men she’s been with  1:04:28 people who have no empathy + borrowing money and not paying it back  1:10:39 Question: I’m trying to leave a life of crime but haven’t saved any money, what should I do? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 41m

  2. 12/23/2025

    Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio)

    (audio Version) On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Tour news  3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter? 6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France  9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)  16:22 the stinkiest fish ever  19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4  51:33 Pakistani baby  56:25 Christmas Crakers  1:02:13 Game time  1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?

    1h 50m

  3. 12/23/2025

    Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Tour news  3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter? 6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France  9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)  16:22 the stinkiest fish ever  19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4  51:33 Pakistani baby  56:25 Christmas Crakers  1:02:13 Game time  1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 50m

  4. 12/16/2025

    Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171

    On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Tour news  3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land  4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out.  9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years  12:33 living with your dad and not talking  18:00 the courage to be disliked  28:34 our dreams are getting bigger  29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless  35:26 the adoption process is weird  41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong  54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out) 1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident” 1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour? 1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol 1:16:53 back to racist dilemma  1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England? 1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours?  1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 42m

  5. 12/09/2025

    Testing Pete’s Jamaican Knowledge…”The Results Are Shocking 😂” | EP170 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro  5:04 Life expectancy  10:12 Gay Wool clothing  12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed  21:52 female athlete proposes to her male  partner  28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man 36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣) 39:20 How do people think so fast in sport? 47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons? 53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know? 1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped   Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 50m

  6. 12/02/2025

    How to deal with REGRET (Our Terrible Advice)| EP169 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    1h 29m

  7. 11/25/2025

    Pretty vs Ugly: Why do Beautiful Women Get a Free Pass?” | EP168 Luke & Pete

    On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?”  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 We are on Tour 2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here” 16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it 25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std  35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history  42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested   45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong  54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now? 1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it  1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones  1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has.  1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 26m

  8. 11/18/2025

    “He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband  because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react  if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Come and see us LIVE! 3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table 8:23 “He was so big I divorced him” 18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny? 27:00 “I loved skilled women”  29:38 The boys test their flexibility  33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime  38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄) 44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score  49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in 1:03:11 Being ok with dying  1:09:25 “The comedy end game”  1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 28m
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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  • Creator
    Luke and Pete
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    178
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke and Pete
  • Show Website
    Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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