Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. 5d ago

    Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194

    This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Quiz: www.somatica.com/quiz Socials:  Dr.Danielle Harel:  https://www.instagram.com/drdanielleharel/  Celeste Hirschman https://www.instagram.com/celestehirschman/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@celesteanddanielle Somatica Institute: https://www.instagram.com/somatica_institute/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SomaticaInstitute 0:00 Introducing our guests  2:05 what is Somatica? (Their teachings)  6:28 Pete exposes Luke  8:18 if you’re  in a relationships don’t still flirt with other men? 10:32 Are Luke & Pete flirting? 12:47 question: I don’t like dignity or equality in the bedroom is this normal? 17:58 it’s ok to giggle in the bedroom 19:07 spontaneity in the bedroom  22:04 someone people are easier to please than others  24:58 question: I want to be told what to do but it feels less masculine? 26:13 cuckolding  29:43 how old was you when you started playing with yourself? 32:25 fetish, trauma and Luke gets vulnerable  39:10 was Pete P*nis shamed when he was younger? 44:48 question: why are emotional unavailable people more attractive? 49:08 advice for people with kids  51:06 novelty, am i destined to cheat? 57:08 are women are more valuable than men in the sexual market? 59:33 “how i show my love” 1:04:05 Luke exposes Pete  1:05:09 the most honest podcast on the internet  1:07:35 CNC and trust (male perspective)  1:10:52 question: when is having a type wrong? 1:16:13 Trust seeker in the bedroom  1:17:11 how much of sex is to do with ego? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 26m

  2. May 19

    Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete

    Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 would you be upset if your friend done this? 18:11 gecko feeds trapped friend for 10 years  26:29 “I hate relying on people” 35:43 sensitive to betrayal  40:15 always thinking people have an ulterior motive  43:30 insults, praise and low Self esteem  50:22 how pete would of tested if Micheal Jackson was a P*do FFS🤣 57:28 would you rather…: a really hard question that reveals a lot

    1h 15m

  3. May 12

    I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete

    Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 0:00 Intro & tour stories  10:30 Power corrupts (female attention) 22:03 JP Morgan female boss accusations  42:21 weirdest 3 sum I’ve ever heard of  46:26 only good as a side chick  48:41 Bondage P*rn  53:42 Dilemma: I use to smoke crack, how honest should I be on first dates?  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 21m

  4. May 5

    Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191

    On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 hard life vs easy life  13:21 single mothers  17:20 Are other countries better than England? 20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know? 22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s” 28:49 Pete’s driving test  30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house) 33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life  35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy? 43:13 Russell Brand  52:48 age of attraction  56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching? 58:57 carol vordeman 1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault? 1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 19m

  5. Apr 28

    Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete

    This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro & tour shenanigans 15:19 Pete’s been robbed  32:45 influencer kills influencer  37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera  44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible? 53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off 58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once” 1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 15m

  6. Apr 21

    Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete

    On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro & laser tag as a grown man  9.14 when dogs dominate other dogs  10:32 Is boxing just glorified violence? 18:43 Pete bumps into Someone from his past at the boxing 24:52 I prefer an older woman who’s looked after herself  32:01 would you rather be a slave or salve master? 38:31  what’s your pirate name? 44:53 when your partner doesn’t find you attractive  53:18 Lukes habit tracker problem 57:47 I would rather have money given to me than work  1:04:15 Ponzi scheme (happy days) 1:12:38 fighting for a living  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 21m

  7. Apr 14

    Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  0:00 intro  1:47 Inappropriate Tour stories  6:11 being able to fart in front  of people shows power  18:02 quadruple amputee accused of murder 22:43 Luke and Pete come form very different backgrounds  26:17 “I’m scared cowardice will rub off on me”  29:40 Tour driving  31:41 going to jail as an amputee  34:14 being angry and having access to a gun  39:15 tracking a lost phone using iPhone  44:10 getting trampled at a concert  47:12 no prison under a year  47:38 guess who’s back? 48:18 have we tracked the thief of the phone? 50:56 black sex worker in Japan  58:21 does attention become meaningless? 1:06:39 damaged women need validation and Pete  1:11:40 dilemma: men find me intimating  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 35m

  8. Apr 7

    My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 charlotte has given birth  10:04 I don’t like the word daddy  14:50 Tour stories: Pete offended a woman at our live show  22:04 “Dealing with sibling rivalry now you have two” 27:50 Do doctors have a conflict of interest? 39:59 funny story about Face ID to unlock phone  45:16 “why I won’t use dating apps” 47:52 “I don’t like the word evil” Dilemma: My Debts are ruining my new relationship  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 12m
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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  • Creator
    Luke and Pete
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    199
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke and Pete
  • Show Website
    Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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