Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. 2D AGO

    Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191

    On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 hard life vs easy life  13:21 single mothers  17:20 Are other countries better than England? 20:23 what’s more important, competence or who you know? 22:56 “I got rejected from McDonald’s and Sainsbury’s” 28:49 Pete’s driving test  30:05 people we know who are probably dead ( old man I let into my house) 33:29 people who are bitter because of a hard life  35:44 people who get a lighter prison sentence than expected, why are they happy? 43:13 Russell Brand  52:48 age of attraction  56:21 age of the women in the p*rn you’re watching? 58:57 carol vordeman 1:04:16 15 year old girl pretending to be 18 dating men. Who’s at fault? 1:11:39 someone made a funny ai “romantic story about me and Pete  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 19m

  2. APR 28

    Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete

    This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro & tour shenanigans 15:19 Pete’s been robbed  32:45 influencer kills influencer  37:47 if a woman knocked you out on camera  44:36 should the man they were fighting over be held responsible? 53:04 the aftermath ones the emissions wear off 58:16 “ I had to beat an emotional man once” 1:05:56 woman on the run for 6 years caught in 24hrs after reward announced  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 15m

  3. APR 21

    Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete

    On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro & laser tag as a grown man  9.14 when dogs dominate other dogs  10:32 Is boxing just glorified violence? 18:43 Pete bumps into Someone from his past at the boxing 24:52 I prefer an older woman who’s looked after herself  32:01 would you rather be a slave or salve master? 38:31  what’s your pirate name? 44:53 when your partner doesn’t find you attractive  53:18 Lukes habit tracker problem 57:47 I would rather have money given to me than work  1:04:15 Ponzi scheme (happy days) 1:12:38 fighting for a living  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 21m

  4. APR 14

    Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  0:00 intro  1:47 Inappropriate Tour stories  6:11 being able to fart in front  of people shows power  18:02 quadruple amputee accused of murder 22:43 Luke and Pete come form very different backgrounds  26:17 “I’m scared cowardice will rub off on me”  29:40 Tour driving  31:41 going to jail as an amputee  34:14 being angry and having access to a gun  39:15 tracking a lost phone using iPhone  44:10 getting trampled at a concert  47:12 no prison under a year  47:38 guess who’s back? 48:18 have we tracked the thief of the phone? 50:56 black sex worker in Japan  58:21 does attention become meaningless? 1:06:39 damaged women need validation and Pete  1:11:40 dilemma: men find me intimating  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 35m

  5. APR 7

    My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 charlotte has given birth  10:04 I don’t like the word daddy  14:50 Tour stories: Pete offended a woman at our live show  22:04 “Dealing with sibling rivalry now you have two” 27:50 Do doctors have a conflict of interest? 39:59 funny story about Face ID to unlock phone  45:16 “why I won’t use dating apps” 47:52 “I don’t like the word evil” Dilemma: My Debts are ruining my new relationship  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 12m

  6. MAR 31

    Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 boxing chat: how much do you pay sparing partners? Pete is considering it 5:33 Could you fight a friend in the ring and hurt them for money? 6:11 has your expenses gone up the more successful you’ve become? + black people focus on style to much  9:15 **sound quality improves** 10:13 “black people haven’t done anything for our people in the last 50 years” £200 million in the bank what’s the first thing you’d do? 15:51 having guidance is very important for success  17:11 “I don’t eat pum pum” 21:12 do you abstain from sex during for a fight? + Pete’s missing ejaculation  24:21 difference between ladies and women  26:14 “I drive a smart car”  28:08 what do you do for fun? 30:02 how does a man eat ass? 33:50 how long have you been married? 35:39 real men don’t exist anymore + Cheating 38:38 Being around Anthony Joshua  42:00 fighting friends  42:41 who wins Joshua vs Fury? 43:25 boxing is just business like tennis  44:40 is boxing a corrupt sport? 46:27 what’s up with turki al sheikh holding boxers hands? 50:26 can you be friendly with an opponent before you fight? 53:37 “if it kicked off with me and you I would try and shoot you”  56:24 most important rule in boxing if you want to survive  55:54 “I’m loved by everybody” + what makes people hated  57:46 what ways are you peculiar around money? 59:02 what job would you do if you weren’t boxing? 1:00:45 most useful career advice? 1:02:34 how do you sabotage your own possibilities of success?  1:04:02 you can never leave boxing 1:05:19 would you fight Jake Paul? 1:06:24 is there anything you regret not doing due to fear? 1:10:14 what would your ideal p*rn be like? 1:14:49 society is getting ruined by clickbait  1:17:16 Would you go to an ex’s funeral?  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 22m

  7. MAR 24

    The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 live shows Vs TikTok live  5:07 who’s the woman in the relationship?  13:58 Manosphere documentary  32:43 worlds smallest woman dating full size man  46:38 half siblings  51:38 Jeff bezos married a woman with kids  53:47 Pete gets confused again!! 59:06 funny sayings  1:02:37 Dilemma: Am I weird that I think about my boyfriend’s ex to climax? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 34m

  8. MAR 17

    He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete

    On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 the live show is near + why has Elton John done this? 7:02 walking on eggshells at your job  10:45 why do people who’ve been hurt want to hurt others? 14:58 is celebrity talent passed on to their kids? + kids personality is determined by… 20:40 should lying in relationships be punishable by law? + good looking people don’t have personality? 31:52 can you date normal people if you are really successful? 34:59 Has Charlotte been found by a sheetster? 38:13 has my son got a speech impediment? + family time vs working  46:48 bad jobs + bad experiences teach so much  53:32 weird socks  Dilemma: my stuck up cousin has joined only fans, should I let her know I know? 1:02:15 is there a difference between gay and bi? Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 16m
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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  • Creator
    Luke and Pete
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    196
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke and Pete
  • Show Website
    Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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