Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    4D AGO

    Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  1:09 Pete is moving into a new house  1:58 Getting your back scratched  3:46 Black swan effect  8:21 living with chronic pain  10:36 Technology is so advance now  12:07 My son doing a poo  13:32 if we went back in time  14:56 faking life on social media  16:04 companies will poison us to make profit  18:51 big American jaws  22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic  31:04 police officer with bumbs  39:21 looking after old people  42:37 would you stay with her? 48:04 being scornful  53:29 Why is will smith so hated? 1:06:28 horrible comments  1:11:50 Rap battle  1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄 1:21:03 life changing decisions so you  1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison”  1:28:48 Outro  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 33m
  2. Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    SEP 9

    Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number  about a woman who catfished her own daughter.  0:00 Ginger Jay controversy  1:00:46 unknown Number doc  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 30m

  3. SEP 2

    “Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum. 0:00 Intro 2:33 Best women to get  5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps  6:47 Pete’s toxic traits 8:45 Model wounded being a hero 11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son) 12:59 Would you help if you were a model? 16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around  19:06 physical violence in a relationship  21:46 Man caught cheating  27:55 If black people gained power  29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black? 33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault  39:37 Dating for money  43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce  56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory  59:04 Lucas and Pat 1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher  1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble  1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad  1:23:20 When men take advantage of women   1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam? 1:27:03 You don’t love money  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 35m
  4. "The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155

    AUG 26

    "The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155

    On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Just a friendly reminder  7:07 The biggest loser documentary  26:16 Cruel prank  28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career? 32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances  37:57 Siamese twins only one gay  42:29 Cat fished  by coach to send nudes  44:41 Sad video about online safety  50:30 “The strip search prank” 58:08 The time Luke was abused 1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam” 1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police  1:20:36 Murder rate England  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 33m
  5. Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    AUG 19

    Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 “I was in hospital” 5:01 Pete Calls hid dad  6:10 Unhelpful guy A&E 8:12 “Doctors find me”  9:49 “They couldn’t find me a bed” 14:48 “I was traumatised” 18:09 When Charlotte was in hospital  20:47 “They put me on penicillin and I’m allergic”  22:19 Was this woman wrong for how she treated her mum? 26:58 Pete’s awkward toilet visit  36:31 “My boner in hospital” 41:24 When people say “ it use to be a lot of money” 48:29 Pete and Charlotte get horribly confused  50:33 when you marry into mainly as a man 52:11 Dilemma: my girlfriend is my boss but she’s more harder on me than the rest  57:24 When they want you to stop them 1:00:04 Pete would get Charlotte to do all the work  1:02:05 should you be able to shout at employees? 1:07:56 Luke goes on a drive course for bad behaviour   Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 14m
  6. “I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    AUG 12

    “I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

    On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s? 0:00 Intro  2:46 Naked Photos of my mum 5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos  11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR 14:19 Stoping good people from helping  20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera  27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome  37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex  42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv  47:51 When you see someone’s private photos  49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner? 51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick 59:43 Do men ever miss their ex? 1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house  1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners 1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism  1:14:07 we are all getting old  1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 24m
  7. I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    AUG 5

    I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m 13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy  28:24 Am I insecure? 29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor  39:09 P*rn websites be I.d  44:25 Science behind why we cheat  50:11 Back to magazines  52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away  57:34 Do I care what race my kids date? 1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “ 1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line” 1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem  1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol 1:17:55 Back to the dilemma  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 28m

  8. JUL 29

    “I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma  about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  3:04 Cheating CEO 16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating 20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy 25:17 CEO made a statement  27:38 “My friend was cheated on” 31:42 I just want a good woman  39:35 When your girlfriend proposes 44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day” 48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage” 58:02 Donating organs  1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him  1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past  1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted”  1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidney Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    1h 36m
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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  • Creator
    Luke and Pete
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    162
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke and Pete
  • Show Website
    Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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