M&G vs Scripts

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Two uncredited, unpublished, and amateur writers take on random scripts from the internet and rewrite them. They always believe they are the victor but there are no winners here.

  1. 02/08/2021

    Stoners

    Season 3 Episode 1 I am writing you with a heavy heart. Unfortunately, we have decided to continue the podcast. It was a tough decision to plague people with this audio. I'm sure you all understand the situation we were put in, stop doing the podcast (which was what was widely considered the right move), or continue to do the podcast at even worse production value than before. Naturally, I couldn't help myself and we are putting out a special episode. Into Season 3: Less Quality than Before.  It's been a minute since we put out a new episode. In that time I have moved across the country to Portland so therefore we have to record ourselves over discord. On the sincere side, since I was too lazy to work out the kinks on the technical side, I am sorry. I am also sorry for the actual quality of the podcast.   This episode is about some stoners talking that Willy Wonka talk.  We talk about other stuff that kinda related to it.  Thank you for reading this. I do sincerely appreciate it. I said sincerely twice (now three times). Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, GoFundMe, Ebaumsworld, etc.

    57 min

  2. 06/12/2019

    S2 Ep 1 - Little Swimmers

    This is the start. The start of SEASON 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE VIEWERS.  Welcome back ya dorks, we decided to take an extremely deserved vacation for two weeks. We come back with the upmost quality, mostly because it's not just Kyle and I talking this time. We have our first guest! Peter Nuttall, great friend of the podcast and helps edit our below average shorts and cartoons we pretend to make.  This episode is about masterbating. It is too late and I am too tired to make jokes about it.     Timeline Season 2 doesn't do timelines.    Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.   K bye, I'll miss you.

    46 min

  3. 06/07/2019

    Season 1 Recap

    I know. I also got the news on every major news outlet. We did not put out an episode last week... and also this Wednesday but don't you fret you avid M&Ger's? We are back! But not really. We did a half drunk Season Recap of all the very important scripts and podcasts we graciously gifted you all thus far. Feel free to skip this episode like many to most of you do with every single episode.    No Timeline. Nope. Just mostly rambling. Listen for yourself, nerds.    Go do all that stuff we tell you to do but you refuse. I resent you for that. I resent you all.  Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.   Season 2: The Search for More Viewers starts next Wednesday. I will see all four of you fools there.

    1h 19m

  4. 05/22/2019

    Ep 12 - Life's Little Pleasures

    What are you doing here? Please leave. This content is not for you. We post it publicly only to have a record of it.    This episode is the conclusion of Season 1. That's right we think we are so important that we put our mediocre at best episodes into a season format. We read THIS SCRIPT, and we talk about it and we talk about some other things and then we continue to talk about other things. Lot's of rambling at the start and end of the episode.    Timeline Intro (00:08-00:45) Kyle Fainted Hard (00:48-21:00) Reading Original Script (24:00-33:15) Reflection and Gameplan (33:15-36:45) What the heck we did (37:45-1:07:00) Why Kyle hates Love (1:09:20-1:24:45) Outro (1:25:00-1:25:50)   Alright nerds, that is all we got for you. Go do all that stuff we tell you to do but you refuse.  Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.   K. Bye.

    1h 26m

  5. 05/15/2019

    Ep 11 - Almost Gone

    Hello friends! It's May 15th and in our lovely state of Michigan, that means the first dose of decent weather has decided to grace us. If you can't tell that means I am not as negative while writing these descriptions.  This week we have Almost Gone. It's a story about nothing without any humor. We take that script and make it a story about something with jokes that probably fall flat. You can read along with us here if you can't understand our Midwestern accents.    Timeline. Introduction (00:02-00:38)  Kyle takes on the issue of abortion (00:40-4:00) Reading Almost Gone (4:00-11:53) How much we adored Almost Gone and more(11:53-41:15) What we did to the script (41:55-44:45) Reading our script (44:45-52:04) Reflection and other random shit (52:04-1:06:30) Outro (1:06:45-1:07:45)   F**k it, I'm just gonna copy and paste from the last episode.  Follow us on Instagram or Twitter to join the hundreds of thousands of followers we already have, you are just a number to us.  You can also find us on Hinge, Pornhub Premium, and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com. Who reads this anyways? Just listen to the below average podcast dorks.

    1h 8m

  6. 05/08/2019

    Ep 10 - C**k-Man 2

    It's here. It's C**k-Man 2. The episode only Massó was anticipating has finally come. This episode is exactly what you would expect from the creators of the original C**k-Man, pure sexism. Don't worry if you are not up to date, we read through the first C**k-Man as well.    You do your own Timeline of events.  Podcast (00:00:01-01:24:15)     Follow us on Instagram or Twitter to join the hundreds of thousands of followers we already have, you are just a number to us.  You can also find us on Hinge, Pornhub Premium, and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com. Who reads this anyways? Just listen to the below average podcast dorks.

    1h 24m

  7. 05/01/2019

    Ep 9 - Incident at the Corner Bar

    This episode is not the C**k-Man 2 story you were promised. We decided to invest in cliffhangers, therefore we are putting out this filler episode and next week C**k-Man 2: Die Hard-On Die will be shown for the whole world (all 5-8 listeners) to experience.  This episode is alright. Lots of rambling at the end. For those of you who do not enjoy Kyle and I's personality you probably shouldn't listen to this one or any of them. That's right I am trying to get rid of the tiny audience we don't have.    Timeline yo Intro (00:07-01:10) How we start our day (1:10-4:45) Reading Original Script (4:45-16:50) Reaction and Gameplan (16:50-30:30) Reading our New Script (30:45-38:55) Why our Script is Below Average (38:55-45:10) How alcohol shaped our adolescence (45:10-1:02:51) Outro (1:03:05-1:04:35) Clearly, no one listened to Kyle. We got a whole 6 viewers last episode and personally, I think that is too many. Follow us on Instagram or Twitter, mostly for pictures of Kyle. You can also find us on Hinge and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com. Also it worth mentioning that Reddit has informed us that we are not writers. I happen to agree. Have a lovely day.

    1h 5m

  8. 04/24/2019

    Ep 8 - Inkspot

    Hello dad,  Welcome to Ep 8 of this podcast that you already clicked on. I should probably stop editing these drunk the night before but seeing as how we do this for a massive audience of 10 at most, Hello Pete, I figure it is rather irrelevant. But I'm certainly happy you are here.  This episode is about a Superhero... if Platoon's designer and the guy who designed Slave Leias outfit wrote a short "comedy" this would be his superhero story.    Please stop listening. Intro (00:07-01:35) Random Stuff and Eventually Reading the OG Script (01:45-33:50) Reading our New Script (34:35-49:10) Outro (49:20-50:30)   Kyle wants you to stop listening. He is getting pretty insecure about hearing his own voice seeing as though he is one of the 10 people who still listen to this podcast.    Follow us on Instagram or Twitter, mostly for pictures of Kyle. You can also find us on Hinge and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.We have actually had two lovely people from Reddit send us scripts and we are excited to work on those! Woah little bit of positivity over there.   Get out of here.

    51 min
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Two uncredited, unpublished, and amateur writers take on random scripts from the internet and rewrite them. They always believe they are the victor but there are no winners here.

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  • Creator
    mandgvsscripts
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2021
  • Episodes
    14
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © mandgvsscripts
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