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Season 3 Episode 1



I am writing you with a heavy heart. Unfortunately, we have decided to continue the podcast. It was a tough decision to plague people with this audio. I'm sure you all understand the situation we were put in, stop doing the podcast (which was what was widely considered the right move), or continue to do the podcast at even worse production value than before. Naturally, I couldn't help myself and we are putting out a special episode. Into Season 3: Less Quality than Before. 



It's been a minute since we put out a new episode. In that time I have moved across the country to Portland so therefore we have to record ourselves over discord. On the sincere side, since I was too lazy to work out the kinks on the technical side, I am sorry. I am also sorry for the actual quality of the podcast.  



This episode is about some stoners talking that Willy Wonka talk. 



We talk about other stuff that kinda related to it. 



Thank you for reading this. I do sincerely appreciate it. I said sincerely twice (now three times). Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, GoFundMe, Ebaumsworld, etc. 

This is the start. The start of SEASON 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE VIEWERS. 
Welcome back ya dorks, we decided to take an extremely deserved vacation for two weeks. We come back with the upmost quality, mostly because it's not just Kyle and I talking this time. We have our first guest! Peter Nuttall, great friend of the podcast and helps edit our below average shorts and cartoons we pretend to make. 
This episode is about masterbating. It is too late and I am too tired to make jokes about it.  
 
Timeline
Season 2 doesn't do timelines. 
 
Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.
 
K bye, I'll miss you.

I know.
I also got the news on every major news outlet. We did not put out an episode last week... and also this Wednesday but don't you fret you avid M&Ger's? We are back! But not really. We did a half drunk Season Recap of all the very important scripts and podcasts we graciously gifted you all thus far. Feel free to skip this episode like many to most of you do with every single episode. 
 
No Timeline. Nope. Just mostly rambling. Listen for yourself, nerds. 
 
Go do all that stuff we tell you to do but you refuse. I resent you for that. I resent you all. 
Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.
 
Season 2: The Search for More Viewers starts next Wednesday. I will see all four of you fools there.

What are you doing here? Please leave. This content is not for you. We post it publicly only to have a record of it. 
 
This episode is the conclusion of Season 1. That's right we think we are so important that we put our mediocre at best episodes into a season format. We read THIS SCRIPT, and we talk about it and we talk about some other things and then we continue to talk about other things. Lot's of rambling at the start and end of the episode. 
 
Timeline
Intro (00:08-00:45)
Kyle Fainted Hard (00:48-21:00)
Reading Original Script (24:00-33:15)
Reflection and Gameplan (33:15-36:45)
What the heck we did (37:45-1:07:00)
Why Kyle hates Love (1:09:20-1:24:45)
Outro (1:25:00-1:25:50)
 
Alright nerds, that is all we got for you. Go do all that stuff we tell you to do but you refuse. 
Follow us on Instagram or Twitter. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.
 
K. Bye.

Hello friends! It's May 15th and in our lovely state of Michigan, that means the first dose of decent weather has decided to grace us. If you can't tell that means I am not as negative while writing these descriptions. 
This week we have Almost Gone. It's a story about nothing without any humor. We take that script and make it a story about something with jokes that probably fall flat. You can read along with us here if you can't understand our Midwestern accents. 
 
Timeline.
Introduction (00:02-00:38) 
Kyle takes on the issue of abortion (00:40-4:00)
Reading Almost Gone (4:00-11:53)
How much we adored Almost Gone and more(11:53-41:15)
What we did to the script (41:55-44:45)
Reading our script (44:45-52:04)
Reflection and other random shit (52:04-1:06:30)
Outro (1:06:45-1:07:45)
 
Fuck it, I'm just gonna copy and paste from the last episode. 
Follow us on Instagram or Twitter to join the hundreds of thousands of followers we already have, you are just a number to us.  You can also find us on Hinge, Pornhub Premium, and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.
Who reads this anyways? Just listen to the below average podcast dorks.

It's here. It's Cock-Man 2. The episode only Massó was anticipating has finally come. This episode is exactly what you would expect from the creators of the original Cock-Man, pure sexism. Don't worry if you are not up to date, we read through the first Cock-Man as well. 
 
You do your own Timeline of events. 
Podcast (00:00:01-01:24:15)
 
 
Follow us on Instagram or Twitter to join the hundreds of thousands of followers we already have, you are just a number to us.  You can also find us on Hinge, Pornhub Premium, and Upwork. But to be more involved we would love if you sent us your script to read on a future episode. Send those to MandGvsScripts@gmail.com.
Who reads this anyways? Just listen to the below average podcast dorks.