M2AF

M2AF
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M2AF: We hope you receive this message well. If you are hearing this, we are dead. We write to you from God's holy kingdom, which turns out, is just a never-ending summer of 2012. These videos are being smuggled across the front gates, in hopes that you will find solace in the truth that there is more to this life than the wretched Earth you were forced upon. Also no one in heaven really f***s with our podcast like that lol. Anyways, I'm running out of characters, the next big earthquake is happening on Septemb

  1. 5D AGO

    peripatetic (ft. my first boss)

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss getting a bbl, getting fired, and making things we're proud of. per·i·pa·tet·ic /ˌperəpəˈtedik/ adjective traveling from place to place, in particular working or based in various places for relatively short periods. episode 29 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 46m

  2. FEB 2

    antediluvian (ft. Northernlion )

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss movies, haircuts, and fatherhood. an·te·di·lu·vi·an /ˌan(t)ēdəˈlo͞ovēən,ˌan(t)ədīˈlo͞ovēən/ of or belonging to the time before the biblical Flood. episode 28 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 20m

  3. JAN 26

    diffraction (ft. quannnic)

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss melee, nostalgia, and the music industry. dif·frac·tion /dəˈfrakSHən/ the process by which a beam of light or other system of waves is spread out as a result of passing through a narrow aperture or across an edge. episode 27 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m

  4. JAN 19

    nefarious

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss wet things, making a movie, and getting assassinated. ne·far·i·ous /nəˈferēəs/ wicked or criminal. episode 26 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 6m

  5. JAN 12

    rudimentary

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss rapping, pizza, and our new year's resolutions. ru·di·men·ta·ry /ˌro͞odəˈmen(t)ərē/ involving or limited to basic principles. episode 25 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 3m

  6. JAN 6

    progenitor

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss scorpions, the nintendo 64, and hot ones. pro·gen·i·tor /prəˈjenədər/ noun a person or thing from which a person, animal, or plant is descended or originates. episode 24 - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m

  7. 12/30/2025

    best of 2025

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 0:00 - sacrifice (bioluminescent premium) 0:25 - the ump (dichotomy) 0:44 - object permanence (hope) 1:10 - scary clowns (rendezvous premium) 1:33 - officer wishbone (bioluminescent) 2:11 - raspberry (hope) 2:30 - isosceles (episode 1) 2:58 - christmas spanky (vestige premium) 3:35 - patreon dot com / m2af (redemption) 3:55 - the shakespeare box (jovial premium) 5:32 - save that for genesis (hedonistic) 5:55 - our creed (sumptuous) 6:47 - simon says (sanguine premium) 7:13 - sexiest rapper (sumptuous) 7:21 - the boys discover portals (sanguine premium) 7:38 - alex's rockstar brother (odiousness) 8:16 - split it open (ambrosial) 8:28 - dodgers hat (redemption) 8:57 - tustin (iconoclastic) 9:11 - do i stink (hope) 9:31 - what's the most lit (jovial premium) 10:01 - awesome beat (macabre) 10:11 - pissing contest (sumptuous) 10:40 - billabong challenge (cantankerous) 11:34 - meatwad (amphibious) 12:12 - timothy chal'd them a (hedonistic) 12:41 - catcalling (cantankerous) 14:02 - kirkification (vivacious) 14:16 - my homie got fired (arbitrary) 14:39 - that feels good (ambrosial) 15:09 - win (episode 1) 15:42 - the pool party (cantankerous) 16:36 - mailmen (sumptuous) 17:44 - alex's final wishes (bioluminescent) 18:14 - we're alphas (rendezvous) 18:40 - is it good even (vestige premium) 19:27 - alien zombies (redemption) 20:11 - white skittle (momentum premium) 22:02 - male performer names (hedonistic) 22:38 - thanksgiving plate (serendipity premium) 22:57 - waking alex up (bioluminescent premium) 23:21 - old film (trepidation premium) 23:51 - ai cat (cantankerous) 24:08 - no gimmicks (ambrosial) 24:31 - grinch erotic fiction (sumptuous) 27:23 - best spitter (bioluminescent premium) 27:34 - jim and pam (cantankerous) 27:56 - locked in the grocery store (episode 0 premium) 28:41 - dubai chocolate (episode 1) 29:16 - gorgoth the impaler 29:33 - useless portals (sanguine premium) 29:56 - y'all put me on (amphibious) 30:07 - realrap dot org (arbitrary) 30:40 - sonic erotic fiction (sumptuous) 31:46 - 7 and 19 (hedonistic) 31:57 - massage (episode 1) 32:52 - bizarro asmongold (episode 0 premium) 33:11 - blackbeard's smile (cantankerous) 33:52 - d shark (amphibious) 34:18 - the trap (rendezvous premium) 34:49 - alex goes rogue (episode 1) 35:03 - the same joke (ambrosial) 35:28 - cod wordplay (cantankerous) 36:19 - sanch's fritos (vivascious) 37:06 - everyone is gone (jovial) 39:18 - harmonica (sumptuous) 39:35 - spongebob based freestyle (hope) 40:13 - be nice to alex (trepidation) 40:56 - tobey (amphibious) 41:23 - deathmatch on battery (hedonistic) 41:40 - sub base (dichotomy) 42:08 - in perthon (distance) 43:05 - six inches (hedonistic premium) 43:19 - eric tries roleplay (serendipity premium) 43:42 - actual cartoon characters (arbitrary premium) 43:51 - pizza (episode 1) 44:29 - elon musk (cantankerous) 45:10 - richard keith (iconoclastic) 45:47 - project z (rendezvous) 47:43 - sabrina carpenter (impetuous) 48:17 - mr beast cypher (distance premium) 48:55 - vazt like nine (dichotomy) 49:05 - alex goes to europe (bioluminescent premium) 49:28 - cantankerous freestyle (cantankerous) 49:54 - bull fighting (hedonistic premium) 50:21 - white gummy worm (momentum premium) 50:41 - women are perfect (amphibious) 51:15 - nick mourns alex (macabre) 51:29 - wicked 2 (amphibious premium) 51:40 - going into hiding (episode 1) 52:41 - who's dead (hope) 52:54 - edge of hell (redemption) 53:07 - pee on her head (cantankerous) 53:30 - the joker (serendipity) 53:48 - processed cheese (dichotomy) 54:08 - big cousin (jovial) 54:42 - friendly fire (vivacious) 54:53 - peeing on cousins (cantankerous) 55:26 - oujia boards (episode 1) 56:12 - dr disrespect (dichotomy) 56:29 - good banter (amphibious) 56:54 - junk drawer (rendezvous premium) 57:34 - raccoon (episode 1) 58:21 - civilians (iconoclastic) 58:36 - origin (episode 0 premium) - #Xbox360Summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 hr

  8. 12/16/2025

    iconoclastic

    http://patreon.com/M2AF ⬅️ 🚨 we discuss earthquakes, sponsors, and achievement hunter. i·con·o·clas·tic /īˌkänəˈklastik/ adjective characterized by attack on cherished beliefs or institutions. episode 23 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 17m
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About

M2AF: We hope you receive this message well. If you are hearing this, we are dead. We write to you from God's holy kingdom, which turns out, is just a never-ending summer of 2012. These videos are being smuggled across the front gates, in hopes that you will find solace in the truth that there is more to this life than the wretched Earth you were forced upon. Also no one in heaven really f***s with our podcast like that lol. Anyways, I'm running out of characters, the next big earthquake is happening on Septemb

Information

  • Creator
    M2AF
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    30
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    M2AF

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