Main Corpse

Hillside Studios
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A bi-weekly true crime and foodie podcast, where we review local restaurants in our area of Appalachia, paired with an intriguing story. Hosts Matt King & Kelsey Woods

  1. 1D AGO

    Main Corpse Horror d’Oeuvres | Ep. 101 - Death by Noodles & Flabby Tabby Escape

    This week, the Creeps try four different cup ramen that Kelsey unleashed upon poor Matt. We're trying Totino's Cheese Pizza ramen, Totino's Buffalo "style" Chicken Pizza ramen, Old El Paso ramen in Fajita and Birria flavor styles. Then, Kelsey gives Matt the joy of Crumbs, the world's fattest cat at 38 pounds, and his escape from a diet center. An escape which backfired when the tubby little man got stuck in a shoe. Shoutout to Crumbs, as he passed away to big boy heaven in October. We hope he's eating pizza ramen in the sky. They also talk about mouth burning pizza rolls, low calorie snackage, chili crisp, white people taco night, Leprechaun movies, and cheesy ramen madness.

    20 min

  2. MAR 10

    Main Corpse | Ep 112 The Big Arch & Burke and Hare

    In viral ceo fashion, our own Main Corpse CEO's try some product, and pass the details on to you! Britt traveled across WV's sprawl of dying cratered roads to bring them two new items from McDonalds. Here's what we tried: The Big Arch, the huge arch, the largest of arches The new Hot Honey McCrispy chicken sandwich with jalapeno crisps Then, Matt gives a new one to Kelsey -the exploits of Burke and Hare of Edinburgh. These two men named Billy, in 1828, committed a spree of murders in and around Hare's boarding house, in order to sell bodies to medical examination students. They also talk about people meat, Ceo snacks, the need for more pickles, pimento cheese on everything, Dumb & Dumber quotes, public dissection, and dryness. EAT LOCAL

    47 min

  3. MAR 3

    Main Corpse Horror d’Oeuvres | Ep. 100 - Poppin Candy & Louisiana Mermaid

    Welcome to our 100th short! We're way over 200 episodes now. So to thank y'all for sticking with us over four years, we've prepared this odd special. The Creeps were forced at fake knifepoint to try random candy that Britte bought from the wildly popular online candy shop, Poppin Candy. We tried the following heap of sugar, almost murdering Kelsey: Haribo Happy Ice Tea (Peach & Lemon Ice Tea Bottles, Germany) Fizzy Red Belt Rolls (sticky roll of chewy stuff, unknown possibly Spain) Jellyatrics Jelly Babies (Jelly candy, England) Fizzy Cherry Drops (fizz gummy, Belgium) Gummy Candy Corn (foam gummy, Vidal, Spain) Sour Peach & Cola Ovals (split flavor gummy, S-Märke, Sweden) Sour Squares (aerated gummy, New Zealand) Feijoa & Cream (cream gummy, New Zealand) Then, Kelsey brings you the greatest mermaid story ever. Erin Sutton was recently accused of threatening a sheriff deputy that responded to her alleged trespassing nude in a neighbor's pond because she wanted to "be a mermaid" -and who are we to judge. Maybe she is a mermaid? They also shout out their fan, tastes that are red, new stuff, Haribo hard chew, and Doctor Who music.

    19 min

  4. FEB 24

    Main Corpse | Ep 111 Alfredo's & Murder of Christine Banfield and Joseph Ryan

    This week, the Creeps survived the 100th Short that's coming your way. And we're talking about a place we tried prior to recording called Alfredo's, located at 252 Emily Drive in Bridgeport WV, Open Mon-Sat 10:30 am-9:00 pm, Sun 10:30 am-8:30 pm. Here's what we tried: Mediterranean pasta with chicken, manicotti, fettucine alfredo with shrimp, Wonderful salads- house salad with blue cheese, and a Greek salad with Greek dressing Then, Kelsey has a crime tale straight out of a horror movie. Kelsey tells of the "au pair affair" -the murder of Joseph Ryan, an innocent young guy lured to the Banfield residence, through a fetish website by Brendan Banfield, in an elaborate plan to implicate Joseph in the stabbing murder of Brendan's wife, Christine Banfield. This double murder was instead committed by Christine's husband and his mistress, their au pair, in their failed attempt to run away together. Kelsey also details Joseph's larping interests, unrelated to the case, just thought it was an interesting part of his life. They also assure you that Kelsey is okay, as they talk about dudes, proper dressings, and strong herbs. Shout out to our fans, and fond farewell to Taqueria Lou Lou, we hope y'all are doin alright out there.

    34 min

  5. FEB 18

    Main Corpse Horror d’Oeuvres | Ep. 99 - Coke Cherry Float & Dollar General Headless Horseman

    This week, the Creeps will always try a new Coke. They sip on some of the new Coke Zero Cherry Float. They then try the Super Bowl fresh bag of Lay's plain original potato chips fresh off the line. Then, Kelsey talks about a man in Putnam County, WV who broke into a gas station while wearing a wonderful and foolproof disguise. They also talk about the Super Bowl, the Halftime Show, and Matt's longstanding hatred of the Patriots, and chip crispiness.

    15 min

  6. FEB 11

    Main Corpse | Ep 110 Cherry Valentine & Mary Toft Rabbits

    This week, the Creeps try Alani Nu Cherry Bomb, and Little Debbie mini Valentine donuts, and Strawberry Valentine Cakes. We Creeps get festive and stay festive. Then, Matt tells the odd story of Mary Toft. In 1726 Surry England, she tricked doctors into thinking Mary had been pregnant with and birthed rabbits, and more than once. It's a wild tale, requested by Editor Britte, as it's technically true crime in that it was investigated by the royal family for being a hoax. They also talk about clever ads, Halftime shows, Pedro's, bunnies and booties good and bad, travels to Philly, fine art, and quoting Little Bubby Child.

    40 min

  7. FEB 3

    Main Corpse Horror d’Oeuvres | Ep. 98 - Valentine Velvet & Wounded Revenge

    This week, the Creeps be doin the things, the Valentine's Day themed flavored? things. I know, we actually found some. We are trying Red Velvet Resse's Cups! Then, Kelsey's brought us an ongoing trial in England, where Claire Bridger was accused of stabbing her estranged husband. She claimed to jurors she "blacked out" and attacked him after he told her that her pet dogs were euthanized. We're very sorry that this story is full of sadness and rage. They also talk about the ratio of Fall to Spring themes, cream cheese, sad spoilers, and nasty men.

    15 min

  8. JAN 22

    Main Corpse Horror d’Oeuvres | Ep. 97 - Crumbl Biscoff Brownie & Dumb Old Texas

    For this episode, Kelsey picked up a couple of mini special cookies from Crumbl. Here's what we tried: Dubai Biscoff brownie, and some sort of ice cream themed cookie, (Chocolate Vanilla Ice Cream Cookie Swirl?) Then, Matt brings a dumb dumb, a car thief in Lakeway, Texas. A car thief caught by a sting operation, where a bait car was waiting all by itself, although not quite, because the inside was chock full o' cops. They also talk about jacking, other cookie flavors, a '97 Honda Accord, checking your back seat, sparking truck nuts, and not sharing your favorite Fritos.

    16 min
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A bi-weekly true crime and foodie podcast, where we review local restaurants in our area of Appalachia, paired with an intriguing story. Hosts Matt King & Kelsey Woods

Information

  • Creator
    Hillside Studios
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    219
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Hillside Studios
  • Show Website
    Main Corpse