MalFunctioned

Mallory Purnell

MalFunctioned is the beautifully chaotic result of besties Mal and Kels handling adulthood one MBD (mental breakdown) at a time. What started as a rather unhinged idea turned into a safe space for honest conversations. From long-distance friendship and mental health to relationships and all the weird in-betweens, nothing’s off limits. No filters, no pretending to have it all together. It’s funny, it’s heartfelt, and it feels like a call with your favorite person.

Episodes

  1. 11/04/2025

    Halloween Episode: Fears, Adulthood, and TikTok Live

    In this weeks episode we discuss all the fears from common spooks to the real scares in adulthood. Kelsey introduces a new backdrop and the besties celebrate hitting 1K on TikTok together! Whether you're here for the friendship feels or the real tea, this show is all heart with just the right amount of MalFunction.

    41 min

  2. 10/20/2025

    MalFunctioned: The New Testament

    We're back!! This weeks episode welcomes a new chapter, new topics and hopefully some new listeners. After taking the summer off, Mal and Kels are excited to catch up with you, as we talk about starting our individual journey's on TikTok, navigating relationships and as always, taking care of yourself. "We took some time off to rest, and now its game time b*tches!!

    42 min

  3. 05/09/2025

    Shuga Shuga How'd You Get So Mid?

    In the third episode of MalFunctioned, Mal and Kels kick things off with laughs and love, diving into cultural moments like Cinco de Mayo and Star Wars Day before tackling the wonderfully chaotic world of modern relationships. In this engaging discussion, Mal and Kels explore the complexities of relationships, particularly the dynamics of sugar baby arrangements. They delve into the art of finesse in interactions, the emotional toll of relationships, and the power of music in their friendship. The conversation takes a humorous turn with a dramatic reading of DMs from a potential sugar daddy, highlighting the expectations and realities of such arrangements. They also tackle hygiene dealbreakers, misheard song lyrics, and the idea of emotional superpowers (it’s a thing). In between heartfelt stories about birthdays and dream podcast guests, the duo finds time to get real about mental health. They may have also tackled a Facebook group incident involving a missing cat and the insensitive comments that followed, showcasing their passion for pets. The episode wraps up with exciting plans for future guests and topics, so whether you're here for the friendship feels or the real tea, this show is all heart with just the right amount of MalFunction.

    1h 21m

  4. 05/01/2025

    Watch It All Become Chaos

    In the second episode of Malfunctioned, Mal and Kels push through technical difficulties, with deep talks, and chaotic energy in full swing, as they celebrate the support from their growing community. They dive into the chaos, with all the weird, funny, and vulnerable moments that come along with it. In tonight's conversation, Kels and Mal share heartwarming stories about Kelsey's dog Wesley, reflect on their Easter experiences, and discuss how great it feels to end a long week. These girls navigate life's challenges with humor, laughing off the realities of doctor visits and the complexities of therapy. This episode is filled with laughter, relatable moments, and insights into personal growth and real friendship. There’s birthday shoutouts, comment shoutouts, and a serious question segment that usually gets deeper than expected. They’re typically discussing vacation plans or unpacking the meaning behind popular phrases, like "Mid" or "She Ate" but one thing’s clear—nothing is off-limits when it comes to honest convos between these besties. Whether you're here for the friendship feels or the real tea, this show is all heart with just the right amount of MalFunction.

    55 min

  5. 04/17/2025

    It's Happening!!

    In the very first episode of Malfunctioned, Mal and Kels dive headfirst into the whirlwind of launching their podcast—equal parts excitement, nerves, and “wait… are we really doing this?” Join us as we unpack the behind-the-scenes mess of starting something new, the realness of long-distance friendship, and the hilarious, sometimes emotional rollercoaster of figuring out life. We reflect on growing up, moving apart, navigating big life changes, reliving unforgettable moments with friends, and the journey of taking back control of our lives. It’s an episode filled with laughter, heartfelt moments, and a sense of community. Whether you're here for the friendship feels or the real tea, this show is all heart with just the right amount of MalFunction.

    49 min
  • 5 Episodes

Ratings & Reviews

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About

MalFunctioned is the beautifully chaotic result of besties Mal and Kels handling adulthood one MBD (mental breakdown) at a time. What started as a rather unhinged idea turned into a safe space for honest conversations. From long-distance friendship and mental health to relationships and all the weird in-betweens, nothing’s off limits. No filters, no pretending to have it all together. It’s funny, it’s heartfelt, and it feels like a call with your favorite person.

Information

  • Creator
    Mallory Purnell
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Mallory Purnell
  • Show Website
    MalFunctioned