MAMA NEVER TOLD US!

THE SCOTT SISTERS
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A podcast with three funny and brutally honest sisters in the throes of middle aged madness, navigating their way through the challenges, embarrassments, and body mutations they never saw coming!

  1. 06/02/2020

    E28: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...ABOUT DEAD MOUNTAINS AND DEMON RAG DOLLS!

    Back by popular demand (but really because Amy was not available) Lisa and Jen bring you another goose-pimply, chill-inducing paranormal episode!! Jen covers the spookily weird and still unsolved Dyaltov Pass Incident while Lisa talks about everyone's favorite evil possessed devil doll, Annabelle!!  Grab a drink and keep the lights on!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a TEXT Floyd to 55156 http://instagram.com/shaunking http://instagram.com/grassrootslaw  PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram

    44 min

  2. 05/26/2020

    E27: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...RULES ARE FOR BREAKING!

    After a hilarious "What the F#ck?!" in which Lisa  has her own version of Hitchcock's "The Birds" play out inside her apartment,  the three sisters discuss all the gloriously ridiculous Rules of Etiquette from days of yore, when men would throw themselves in front of equine flatulence to protect their women, when only the most dangerous criminals would dare blow smoke in broad daylight,  and when women fretted over deceased fish appendages!!!***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram

    39 min

  3. 05/19/2020

    E26: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...WE'RE GONNA NEED A SH#T TON OF HONEY!

    Although the Scott Sisters have no idea what it is like to have a difficult personality..;} they still decide to share their unsolicited and unfounded opinions on the best ways of dealing with some of our fellow human beings!!!  Right when the world is preparing to get back to normal, this episode may make you wish you could get WFH tattooed on your job description!!! You're Welcome! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a  PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram THE AMAZING CONTENT CREATORS PODCAST SHOUTOUTS: Mouse and Weens, Unpredictably Us,Talkin Shiz,Blood and Firewater,Pass The Hot Sauce,The Fun with Friends Podcast,The Movie Cellar,No Drama Llama,WatcherPod,I Think we’re Doing It Podcast,Round & Round Podcast, Friends and Flayers,Geeksploration The Podcast,Cinematic Blindspots,      GoldBlock Career,Assorted Goods Podcast,Wait, What,HotFlashesCoolTopics, Basement Box Office Podcast,Book Of Lies Podcast,True Crime Real Time Pod,  Final Plank Media,Rage Against The Main Stream Podcast,The Culture Quest Podcast,Mad or Bad a True Crime Podcast,The Fun with Friends Podcast,Bedknobs and Broomflicks,Cages Kiss,Lattesandlegands,Insidious Nebula,2 Dumb for This Podcast,Eatmpodcast,Dee_J_Eff,Pod All The Time PN,Castbox_FM,The Darkness Has Answers Podcast,Traction Growth and Income Podcast,UnderCover Coven,  True Crime Project,American Timelines Podcast,Best Friends Horror Story podcast, Deddy Bones, and The Real Queens of Queens

    53 min

  4. 05/12/2020

    E25: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...HALLOWEEN CAN SOMETIMES HAPPEN IN MAY!

    When the little sister is away... the other too shall play!!!  Lisa and Jen take full advantage of Amy having the night off and they tell some of the spookiest and creepiest stories they know!  A massive home built to confuse evil-intentioned spirits, a wine box from hell...literally, Jen's personal experiences in a haunted Kentucky sanitorium, and a nightmarish island that would even give a clown the creeps!!!  ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a  Podcast Promo: Unpredictably Us @UnpredictablyUs

    1h 9m

  5. 05/05/2020

    E24: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...IT ONLY TAKES A DAB OF VEGEMITE BEHIND THE EARS!

    What kitchen utensil is a much needed hair accessory in the Outback as well as a seductive signaling tool for gigolos in Hungary?! Why shouldn't you look back when crossing a certain bridge in Japan with your Boo?! Listen to Lisa, Jen, and Amy discuss urban and mythological legends from all over the globe...it's worth it just for the horrifically botched pronunciation attempts alone!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a Podcast Promo: MOUSE AND WEENS PODCAST at http://www.mouseandweens.com PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram

    49 min

  6. 04/28/2020

    E23: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...REALITY IS WAAAAAY OVERRATED!

    Feel like pretending for a brief moment that what Willy Wonka...who just happens to be this podcast's biggest fan...once said was true? That if you "Wanna change the world? There's nothing to it." Lisa, Jen, and Amy have opened up their broad and somewhat frightening imaginations to create ridiculously impossible inventions for all those things in life that just really suck or to just make life a little more livable!! Don't like housework?  Want to get rid of those stretch marks and wrinkles? Looking for a sure fire way to detect a scum bag on the spot? AHHHHHHHH..If only!!!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a National Domestic Violence Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or  https://www.thehotline.org/help/ Podcast Promo: Bedknobs & Broomflicks at anchor.fm/broomflicks PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram Song Credits: "Pure Imagination" 1971, Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley, Paramount.

    45 min

  7. 04/21/2020

    E22: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...THE PERFECT JOB IS AN ELUSIVE UNICORN!

    In this episode, you will learn about some of the Scott sisters' job experiences like mastering high pressure drive thru techniques and frozen yogurt machine maintenance practices!!  Or drunken dry cleaning customer service skills and calf brains clean up procedures!!  With these kind of credentials and expertise it's no wonder this highly educational and resourceful podcast came to fruition!!!!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a  Podcast Promo: Geeksploration Podcast at geeksplorationpodcast.com PODCAST ART by Paul Sullivan at paulsullivan.carbonmade.com and  @pauls_illustrated on instagram

    44 min

  8. 04/14/2020

    E21: MAMA NEVER TOLD US...ABOUT CARE BEAR FARTS AND GIRL SCOUT STREET GANGS!

    The Sisters Scott read some of the craziest, funniest, or just plain wacky as hell reviews people have left for everything from U.F.O. Detectors to Belly Button books!  From mother-in-law murder weapons to banana slicers that save marriages!! We give this episode a kajillion stars and nobody found it helpful!! ***We can be reached by EMAIL at mamanevertoldus@gmail.com, and on all our social media accounts listed on LINKTREE at: https://linktr.ee/mamanevertoldus Links for this episode: SEE NO EVIL by Lisa Scott at https://tinyurl.com/rkuq23a  Podcast Promo: Cage's Kiss at http://cageskiss.com

    38 min
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A podcast with three funny and brutally honest sisters in the throes of middle aged madness, navigating their way through the challenges, embarrassments, and body mutations they never saw coming!

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  • Creator
    THE SCOTT SISTERS
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2020
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2020 MAMA NEVER TOLD US!
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    MAMA NEVER TOLD US!