The Mega-Beast Death-Match [MBDM] (sometimes called the Super-Animal Death-Match) is an interactive, voter-driven competition pitting scientifically altered bestial battlers against one another in pretend fights to the death. It is presently entering its fifth "season" (AKA distinct year of unique beasts and associated podcasts). It is hosted by Norm Sherman (of the Drabblecast). Art and design by Bo Kaier.
Mega Beast Death Match 2012 – The Finals
“There’s Gonna Be a Hard 8 Tonight” The worst Swedish fish… How to get spell off a white couch… And who would win in a fight to the death: A flying invisible panda-ray with missile launchers and a pair of gun turrets, a 30 foot tall, 6-ton hydrogen filled naughtilus with heat vision, giant flamingo […]
Mega Beast Death Match 2012 – Episode 4
“The Moan of Consent” Cockability… Sperm Cookies… And who would win in a fight to the death: A salamander necromancer, a talking horse that runs the speed of light or a 2 and a half ton barricuda/anteater made of steel? Warning: Mature Immature Audiences Only!
Mega Beast Death Match 2012 – Episode 3
“If it’s already in there, it’s already on there… (This is a discussion)” Bo’s surgically installed vagina… Ron Paul’s detachable penis… And who would win in a fight: A 35-foot tall flamingo clad in biblical armor, a 2-ton flying nautilus that shoots air torpedos, or six calculating, vindictive Labrador retriever-sized Siamese cat/fleas with serrated mandibles […]
Mega Beast Death Match 2012 – Episode 2
“You Can’t Roll 3 and Pick 2, M@therf%#cker…” Snorks vs. Smurfs Chicken vs. Platypus Egg And who would win in a fight to the death… a 6-foot tall cricket with bat wings, a 400 lb. octopus with cobra legs or a platypus that can manipulate probability… More information about this year’s competition, and the ‘heats’ […]
Mega Beast Death Match 2012 – Episode 1
“Just get him in the room” The Al-Qaida Fulbright… Predator Snuff-Porn… And who would win in a fight to the death: A rabid 3-ton flying squirrel the size of a moose, a stealthy air-breathing flight-enabled manta ray that drops concussive missles, or a eugenically forged 6-foot tall Communist Red Panda with metal capped claws and […]
Awesomeness filled awesome!
I'll take Skullverine for the win...
The 60's had Woodstock. The 70's through the 90's didn't have much of anything. Then, in the late dawn of the new millennium, an event takes place that almost makes me forget it's Shark Week (thanks Yahoo's "today's top searches"!). It's the Super Animal Deathmatch Competition / Mega-Beast Death-Match 2008, a happening so important that it demands two names, presumably in case one is decimated in the ensuing melee. By voting, you essentially become God, deciding which of these magnificent beasts die, and which live on to mutate and fight another day. Like God, you are able vote once a day and sound off in the message boards. But even God needs advice sometimes, which is where this podcast comes in. Few podcasts offer as in-depth coverage of the S.A.D.C/M-B.D-M'08 as this one... I'm guessing it's in the top 5. The up-to-the-minute combatant analysis will hook you in and the dulcet tones of Bo Kaier's beast descriptions will keep you coming back.
Weird, Rambling Discussions of Animal Fights
This one skews psycho. Norm Sherman and the folks from the Drabblecast talk out battles between imaginary 'Mega-Beasts,' in this, the audio portion of a multi-pronged interactive campaign. Online voting replaces button mashing, or dice rolling.