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Men Seeking Tomahawks Jack & Dan

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    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

Ask your favorite podcast what their favorite podcast is. They'll tell you it's Men Seeking Tomahawks.

When we're not featuring funny guests in studio or listening to the latest independent music hits, we sometimes even talk about cool things ourselves.

So what do you have to lose? Remember to subscribe on your favorite podcast listening app, and your least favorite... and don't forget to download every episode on both!

We hope you're having a nice day.

    Can we tell you we were wrong?

    Can we tell you we were wrong?

    "I AM ONLY ABLE TO SEE THE FUTURE OF MEN SEEKING TOMAHAWKS. IT’S ALMOST ENTIRELY USELESS, AND ONLY SOMETIMES ENTERTAINING." - The Ghost of MST Future
    Believe it or not, sometimes we're wrong. And in nearly 100 episodes of Men Seeking Tomahawks, it was bound to happen at least a few times. So with that, we're headed to reconciliation.
    Sports? We were wrong.
    Automobiles? We were wrong.
    Hand Dryer Technology? Yea, wrong (somehow).
    Pack your bags, folks; we're going on a guilt trip.
    But never fear because a special guest from our future shows up to hopefully give us a bright outlook for the next 100ish episodes.
    On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who definitely have a brighter future than we do:
    https://soundcloud.com/maxoakland/got-time/s-zE4GvjlFDbl (MAX OAKLAND - GOT TIME)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuOFa2cDJAc (FAR FROM ANYWHERE - THE LIGHT)
    And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music.
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    To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com).
    Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group).
    Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter).
    We love you,
    Jack and Dan

    • 52 min
    HEY! MUST BE THE MONEY! (Episode)

    HEY! MUST BE THE MONEY! (Episode)

    "DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LEONARDO DICAPRICORN FOLLOWED ME TO LEARN ABOUT INVESTING FOR HIS BIG ROLE IN THAT INVESTING MOVIE, TITANIC?" - SHALLOW HECKIN’ VALUE
    It's treat time because you're in for a treat of the financial variety. It's investment day, but we're not talking about that boring kind of investment advice. No, this is the kind of advice you DO NOT want to take, though you DO want to laugh at.
    Dan shares his history in the investment game, which culminates in Jack pulling. the rug out from under him and squandering all his money away. Laugh at the evil Jack in this one.
    And just as Dan is bringing us even MORE sage wisdom, a special guest pops on to steal the spotlight. The brother of a world-famous investing celebrity...this has to end well.
    On top of all that, we have two amazing bands, bringing you deep electronic house from Africa, and Jazz from Australia:
    https://open.spotify.com/artist/3zPrfuoqCBAEEKo9AOCRvI?si=aVLhNcN-QDa57mlzmPtTYQandutm_source=copy-link (BINARY LION - HELLO FEAT. A.M.A.N.D.L.A. (AH-MAN-DAH-LA) - Debut Album available June 4)
    https://soundcloud.com/jackcoleaustralia/balcony (JACK COLE - BALCONY)
    And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music.
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    To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com).
    Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group).
    Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter).
    We love you,
    Jack and Dan

    • 52 min
    The Trap Episode

    The Trap Episode

    "MOST RECENTLY, I USED A BIT OF ARTFUL DUPLICITY WHEN I SENT ELECTRONIC MAILS TO MY WOULD-BE PREY, TELLING THEM I WAS THEIR NIGERIAN UNCLE, THRICE REMOVED, AND THAT I HAD A COPIOUS FORTUNE AWAITING THEM AT MY ESTATE!" - ARCHDUKE CHESTER LEVISHAY
    If this episode doesn't trap you, I don't know what will. And that's because the whole episode is about traps, so it's inevitable.
    We' dive in head first, and travel the globe to hear tales of a man trapped on a Chinese TV show, a man trapped on a boat in Egypt, and a sweet clean puppy dog trapped in a house.
    And just as we get going with a fun game of "Which Would You Rather?", we're interrupted by real-life royalty. You won't want to miss what this vile duke has up his royal sleeve.
    During a brief escape from the trap that is this conversation, we experience some truly trap-free music that you'll have to hear to believe:
    https://open.spotify.com/album/7qbw8Z988PNLZEpX24kc0h?highlight=spotify:track:4dObf0csD8T9iWkO7D2ME7 (SUNSET PILLOW LANES - WIND RESUMES WHISTLING)
    https://open.spotify.com/album/2ZmXRzmJJagWqgO7Gs5ZV4?highlight=spotify:track:4h078PHOXsJzVptlRw586q (NICK SEIDER - MOJAVE BLUES)
    And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music.
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    To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com).
    Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group).
    Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter).
    We love you,
    Jack and Dan

    • 48 min
    I'll Give You 50 Cents (the garage sale episode)

    I'll Give You 50 Cents (the garage sale episode)

    "DID I EVER TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT THE TIME THAT LIZA MINELLI AND I CO HOSTED A GARAGE SALE EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATS?" - Trevor Rendezvous
    We're skipping around the neighborhood this week with the courage boys, because it's time to go shopping!
    We visit the neighborhood store, AKA the garage sales, to see what our friends next door have to offer. And boy howdy, is it interesting! We introduce all the characters you might bump into, plus have some guidance for how to approach your own sale, if you dare.
    Finally, the show ends like you'd never believe: with a visit from the proprietor of Trevor Rendevous' Impending Garage Sale of Fanciful Novelties, Trevor Rendezvous.
    On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:
    https://ethereal1.bandcamp.com/track/drown-remastered (ETHEREAL - DROWN)
    https://open.spotify.com/album/7fa8MOJuNYQxjY5zFz0t5Y?highlight=spotify:track:7k1ZvjyQDpTVV8p7HdJiWz (EFFED ON MATE - ANTISOCIAL ANARCHY)
    And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music.
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    To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com).
    Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group).
    GIve us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter).
    We love you,
    Jack and Dan

    • 51 min
    From the 'Lab: This One's for the Kids

    From the 'Lab: This One's for the Kids

    I had been sitting in the driveway for 20 minutes. I had no idea how I was going to tell her. There was one more swig in the flask. I tilted it skyward and made the trek to the front door. As I entered the house, I could tell she had been sitting in the recliner that overlooked the drive for some time. She had been watching. She already knew.
    Just then the phone rang, offering the briefest of reprieve. It was him. After all this time. He had been the one who came up with the name for this absurd show long ago, the Men Seeking Tomahawks. It was his voice on the line, but it was worse than before. Frantic. Unhinged.
    He had been screaming for some time, his voice was full of gravel. He told an elaborate tale hastily, but the line was bad. Something about dousing it and watching the horrible thing burn. He laughed. Last I heard he had been freelancing in some place called Waxahachie, TX. He had taken the culinary world by storm. Opened a family-friendly restaurant called the Catfish Plantation. Told the local paper he filled it with ghosts. Did okay for himself.
    The line went silent all but for the breathing. “The reels,” he said low. “Send me the reels. I’m going to be the special guest editor this week.” But we didn’t use reels; it was all digital now.
    I sent all that I had to his last known address. 72 hours later, this arrived in the mail. There was a note. It read, “where are my eels?”
    Song 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKrK6xWGyTcandfeature=youtu.be (ARVID - WINDOWS)
    Song 2: https://savestatecorrupted.bandcamp.com/track/amelia (SAVESTATE CORRUPTED - AMELIA)

    • 54 min
    That's the Way Baseball Go

    That's the Way Baseball Go

    "SO WHO WILL LIGHT THE FIREWORKS? SIMPLE! THE FIRST 500 KIDS 5 AND UNDER RECEIVE A COMPLIMENTARY CIGARETTE LIGHTER, COURTESY OF CRYSTAL PEPSI!" - E.L. Dastardly
    Woah Nelly (Cruz), is Jack in some sort of mood! He's had it up to here with major league baseball! You won't want to miss what he thinks about his hometown Texas Rangers.
    Jack is so upset with the boys in blue that he's going to help you, the maybe or maybe not baseball fan, with some alternatives that might prove to just be home runs...including one idea that might just be a grand slam!
    And in a conclusion that no one could have predicted, the show ends in a puff of smoke from none other than THE E.L. Dastardly. If you don't know him, he is the self-proclaimed "Baseballman Great." Don't miss it.
    On top of all that, we have two amazing bands who break up the voices with their dulcet tones:
    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=86A7LT9oK18andfeature=share (Della Matta), with the song Torture Theatre
    https://hearthis.at/shuhari/noctulian/ (Shuhari), with the song Noctulian
    And as always, thanks to the great https://open.spotify.com/artist/0KVzdmWKh8XMlqEhakfayB?autoplay=true (Tony Ferraro) for our original intro and outro music.
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    To check out past episodes, head over to https://www.menseekingtomahawks.com/ (MenSeekingTomahawks.com).
    Join us throughout the week in our fun https://www.facebook.com/groups/tomahawknation (Facebook Group).
    Give us a shout on https://twitter.com/mstomahawks (Twitter).
    We love you,
    Jack and Dan

    • 1 hr 4 min

Customer Reviews

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5 Ratings

All Star Dracula ,

I don’t believe these guys.

Buncha phonies.

Dirty Andy Dalton ,

Entertainment Personified

I was a huge fan of the original MST, and the reboot already has me hooked as well. A perfect mix of current topical subjects with some unique humor... woven together to make the podcast for all of you.... who don’t necessarily have a specific podcast genre you’re into. Enjoy!

dmfranks ,

Favorite new show

These two are a real hoot. I can’t wait to hear more Trevor Rendevouz.

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