Mike Heath’s Orbital Garbage Project

Mike Heath
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On a mission to collect piece of space trash.

  1. Oliver Tree Tribute

    1d ago

    Oliver Tree Tribute

    This is a tribute to the one and only Oliver Tree. It’s Good to Be Silly. We talk about how I found out the news, my questionable tribute haircut, and begin what may become the greatest recurring segment in podcast history—the Bob Ross Chia Pet Cam. Then it's off to New York City where we talk comedy, strange encounters, Fear City Comedy Club, and a comic with the tallest mohawk I've ever seen. Some weird world news and expanding the mission. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠  Email ideas: ⁠mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com⁠  👉 Follow Mike on socials:  Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠  YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠  Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠  TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy Breakdown 00:00 Intro – Oliver Tree Tribute 03:32 Finding Out the News 06:04 Oliver Tree Tribute Haircut 07:36 Bob Ross Chia Pet Begins 12:22 New York City 14:04 NYC Blind Guy Story 19:14 Fear City Comedy Club 20:52 Fear City Mohawk Riff 21:05 NYC Comedy Recommendations 24:03 WEIRD WORLD NEWS 24:21 Europeans Discover Ranch 26:41 Bob Ross Cam Update 27:14 European Seagull Competition 29:30 58 Turtles Taped to Woman's Thighs 31:26 Woman Drives onto Seattle Light Rail Tracks 32:14 New Listener from Israel 34:04 I Think I Want a Lawn 35:20 Reading Comments from the Viral Reno Clip 40:08 Outro

    41 min
  2. LIVE from my NYC Hostel

    5d ago

    LIVE from my NYC Hostel

    Mike runs into Hugh Jackman in NYC and completely fumbles an opportunity to capture the moment for virality. Virality that could have gotten us all one step closer to space trash collection. This is a preview of the full Patreon ep which can be found at https://tinyurl.com/22ogu8p2or https://www.patreon.com/c/MikeheathEnjoy it. Revel in it. Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard.👉 Follow Mike on socials: Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠ TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mikeheathcomedy

    5 min
  3. Season of Egg and the Wizard Jar

    Jun 11

    Season of Egg and the Wizard Jar

    Are you in a Season of Egg? This episode of MHOGP may help you answer that question but at the very least it will get Mike closer to collecting a piece of space trash, which is what this is all about. Mike recaps his comedy weekend in Medford, Oregon, getting the space trash force European base built up and some other funny efforts toward space trash collection. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠  Email ideas: ⁠mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com⁠  👉 Follow Mike on socials:  Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠  YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠  Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠  TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠ Breakdown 00:00 Welcome Back! 01:13 Business Cards & Stickers 03:04 Medford Comedy Weekend Recap 06:47 Medford Hates Portland 07:33 Hecklers 08:17 The Pool Room 09:19 Headlining  10:25 The Wizard Jar 11:00 Best Set I've Ever Had? 12:34 World's Saddest Continental Breakfast 14:13 "I Don't (expletive) With Contractions" 15:42 High Schoolers 17:24 Happy Celiac Awareness Month 18:55 Are You in a Season of Eggs? 20:17 Hair Plugs, Airports & San Diego 22:24 Reading Encouraging Comments 25:59 The Big Kick 26:29 Family Style IPA 27:26 Final Mission Update

    28 min
  4. Mother’s Day, Data Centers in Space, and Reno’s Thai Food

    May 7

    Mother’s Day, Data Centers in Space, and Reno’s Thai Food

    Mike is gearing up for the Portugal Plan, launching Rat Tail Summer, and trying to determine whether orbital data centers are the future of humanity or just future space trash. This episode is full of Reno hotel disasters, an ethical question about Mother’s Day, guerrilla marketing experiments, and upcoming comedy shows in Oregon, Seattle, and beyond. The mission continues: collect one piece of space trash by any means necessary. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠  Email ideas: ⁠mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com⁠  👉 Follow Mike on socials:  Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠  YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠  Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠  TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠ Breakdown 00:00 Grand Opening 01:08 The Portugal Plan 07:16 Space News 13:31 Rat Tail Summer Update 15:08 Reno 20:40 Guerrilla Marketing in Medford 27:44 Mother’s Day 30:32 Buying Adult Diapers 24:19 Thai Food in Reno 25:35 Dog the Bounty Hunter Sighting 33:38 Upcoming Shows

    37 min
  5. Rattail Summer, South Korea, and the Broken Chair

    Apr 27

    Rattail Summer, South Korea, and the Broken Chair

    Welcome to the Summer of the Rattail! In this ep, Mike welcomes a new listener from South Korea (with some genuinely wild fun facts), and workshops a Portuguese version of the Orbital Garbage Project poster using a new “everyman” character. He breaks down a new grassroots marketing idea involving little libraries, debuts a completely legitimate Star Bros ad, and questions why the U.S. Space Force has $3.2B for missiles but not $2M for space trash. Plus: live comedy clips from a broken chair moment, an unhinged open mic interruption, and a chaotic book-themed set—before wrapping with upcoming shows. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. Guerrilla Marketing Posters: ⁠https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast⁠  Email ideas: ⁠mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com⁠  👉 Follow Mike on socials:  Patreon:⁠ https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath⁠  YouTube:⁠ https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath⁠  Instagram:⁠ https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/⁠  TikTok:⁠ https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy⁠ Rattails -https://tinyurl.com/27emd98a 0:00 – Summer of the Rattail 7:26 – New Listener Country 10:22 – South Korea Fun Facts 21:31 – The Portuguese Poster 24:22 – Little Libraries 27:02 – Star Bros Ad 28:54 – Space News 32:46 – The Broken Chair 33:57 – Emerald City Open Mic Moment 36:41 – The Book Show 38:07 – Upcoming Shows

    40 min
  6. Move in Silence Like Lasagna

    Apr 23 ·  Bonus

    Move in Silence Like Lasagna

    Patreon Preview for the ears of the Inner Circle Only! Get access to secret MHOGP Knowledge here:  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath Together we will clean up our orbital junkyard!

    3 min
  7. I Tried to Find the Only Person Ever Hit by Space Trash

    Apr 18

    I Tried to Find the Only Person Ever Hit by Space Trash

    Mike talks through a new idea to wear a space suit every episode, breaks down adding listeners in 2 new countries, tries to speak Spanish, Top 10 Celebs in South Africa, and heads to Idea Station with plans to track down the only person ever hit by space junk. He also talks comedy updates from Battle of the Ages and a chaotic open mic, plus some life tidbits that spiral into getting hit with a Four Loko in Seattle and paranoia about smart TVs. Finally, Mike previews a Europe trip and upcoming shows while continuing the mission to collect one piece of space trash. Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast  Email ideas: mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com  👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy BREAKDOWN: 00:00 – Space Suit Idea 🚀 07:11 – International Growth 🌍 08:10 – Uruguay 11:10 – Top 10 Celebrities 🇿🇦 20:00 – IDEA STATION 31:14 – Comedy Updates 36:35 – Tidbits, Europe Trip & Upcoming Shows

    48 min
  8. Topeka, Artemis II, + 9 New Countries

    Apr 11

    Topeka, Artemis II, + 9 New Countries

    Mike went to Kansas City and Topeka to tell jokes at the Beacon Theatre and Clint’s Comedy Club. He talks about performing for an older crowd, a heckler moment, and exciting new developments! Mike also gets into travel stories, forgetting to hang up guerrilla marketing posters (twice), a weird neighborhood manifesto about how to walk around, and some KC food stops. The podcast is growing internationally (9 new countries) and gives a quick update on Artemis II. Shows in Seattle this weekend at the Rabbit Box. Seattle Set Up Tickets: https://setupcomedy.com/seattle Join the Space Trash Force. Together, we will clean up our orbital junkyard. Guerrilla Marketing Posters: https://www.miketonyheath.com/podcast  Email ideas: mikeheathcomedy@gmail.com  👉 Follow Mike on socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeHeath YouTube: https://youtube.com/@miketonyheath Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miketonyheath/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeheathcomedy Breakdown: 00:00 Opening Tidbits 01:05 Kansas trip 06:29 Clints Comedy Club 09:27 Forgot posters + KC listener 10:24 Neighborhood manifesto 14:18 Travel, hot tub, KC food 16:18 Topeka show + crowd moments 21:05 Flight delay back to Seattle 22:10 Seattle shows with Franceso de Carlo 24:24 Podcast growth into 9 new countries 29:01 Space News: Artemis II update 30:19 Encouraging Comments + outro

    33 min
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