Modern McGonagall

Gary McNair, Simon Liddell and William McGonagall

Dear listeners one and all It is I, sir William Topaz Mcgonagall Brought back to Earth For to speak to you all You might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief Didn’t he die in 1902?’ Yes I did but I have been returned to you! So just like I did in Victorian times I’ll present the news of the day With my spellbinding rhymes To not listen would be a failure If you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

Episodes

  1. 11/30/2022 ·  BONUS

    The Ancient City of St Andrews

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

  2. 07/27/2022

    Neighbours

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

  3. 07/19/2022

    Heat

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

  4. 07/12/2022

    Them's The Breaks

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

    7 min

  5. 06/30/2022

    Jubilee

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

    7 min

  6. 06/28/2022

    Party

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

    6 min

  7. 06/17/2022

    Modern McGonagall Trailer

    Dear listeners one and allIt is aye, sir William topaz mcgonagallBrought back to Earth for to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief’Didn’t he die in 1902Yes I did but I have been returned to youSo just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day In spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failureIf you need convincing, here's a trailerIf you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

    4 min
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About

Dear listeners one and all It is I, sir William Topaz Mcgonagall Brought back to Earth For to speak to you all You might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good grief Didn’t he die in 1902?’ Yes I did but I have been returned to you! So just like I did in Victorian times I’ll present the news of the day With my spellbinding rhymes To not listen would be a failure If you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email: modernmcgonagall@gmail.com

Information

  • Creator
    Gary McNair, Simon Liddell and William McGonagall
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © copyright 2022 Gary McNair and Simon Liddell
  • Show Website
    Modern McGonagall