Monotone Thoughts

Katelyn & Garret
  • 5.0 (23)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

Follow and get to know Katelyn & Garret each week from their new podcast Monotone Thoughts. A married, TikTok influencer and adult entertainment club bartender navigating her way through motherhood as a first time mom and a single gay man climbing his way up the corporate ladder by day and dating in the city by night. These two best friends dive deep into pop culture, work life, relationships, personal life, and anything in-between! Katelyn & Garret give their real thoughts no matter how cringy or controversial the topic might be! You won't want to miss out!

Episodes

  1. 09/07/2022

    We’re Back! Lawsuits, Unhinged Postings, Silent Quitting & More!

    And… Their Back! Katelyn & Garret are catching up with each other after a week apart because…?! Catch up on what’s been going on with Katelyns pregnancy journey & it’s almost closing time for the club chapter and Garret wants to join what show?! This week they dive into a Real Housewives rapid fire of events from lawsuits, cast updates, & salt lake is back! Kanye Wests unhinged Instagram postings and silent quitting your job?! This week is full of chaos you are going to want to catch up on! Enjoy this weeks episode of Monotone Thoughts! TTY-Wednesday B**ches! - Katelyn & Garret Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    We’re Back! Lawsuits, Unhinged Postings, Silent Quitting & More!

  2. 08/31/2022

    Revisiting - A/S/L Get To Know The Hosts of Monotone Thoughts

    Revisiting the START of Monotone Thoughts! Get to know the hosts Katelyn & Garret of Monotone Thoughts! There’s no better way to enter the chat than the ole faithful age, sex, location Introduction! We have all been there, “Why don’t you tell us who you are and a fun fact about yourself!” Oh god, not one of these… JK this is that one ice breaker you started to tune in on, & don’t want it to end! Katelyn & Garret give a mini bonus episode ahead of the series launch! Katelyn & Garret break down a little bit of who they are, how they met and what’s to come this season! We think it’s safe to say, no one loves an ice breaker moment but this one might be our favorite, especially when you don’t know what thought will come out next! So buckle up, Season 1 of Monotone Thoughts has officially begun! Follow Us! TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube & More! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: Katelyn & Garret @Itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

  3. 08/24/2022

    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl Bosses, MLM’s & More!

    Calling ALL Girl Bosses! Katelyn & Garret are jumping right into the hot topics of the week from Selena Gomez hanging with Tyga, Real Housewives of Potomac Robyn finally getting her marriage license and their predictions for the upcoming season, & the most toxic man of 2022 so far Andrew Tate is banned from Instagram & Facebook! Katelyn gets honest about her struggles of pregnancy and Garret is learning the safety of Grindr and parking lots! This week we are calling out for all the gatekeeping girl bosses that are running their empires through MLM’s! They break down their experiences with MLMs from hair care to adult toy parties! And to end this weeks episode, Katelyn & Garret have a PSA for why you should NOT try to hook up your gay best friends with each other! Grab those headphones, and enjoy this weeks episode of Monotone Thoughts! TTY-Wednesday B**ches! - Katelyn & Garret ***All businesses and or stories are alleged*** Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girl Bosses, MLM’s & More!

  4. 08/17/2022

    Chaotic Charities, Only Murders, First Dates & More!

    This week, Katelyn & Garret are catching up on this weeks Hot Topics! What are the girls doing over in Beverly Hills! Lisa Rinna’s lashing out, Dorit starting a charity with the most chaotic name EVER! Drum roll, please… Homeless, Not Toothless! & Kathy called Lizzo what?!? Garret breaks down Gabby & Rachel’s season on the Bachelorette, Katelyn & Garret have made their verdict and Gabby is not a girls, girl. Britney's new single is about to drop but her ex husband Kevin Federline keeps dropping videos to Instagram trying to make Britney look bad & the girls & gays are not having it! Katelyn & Garret dive deep into an Only Fans Model Murder Case! This weeks topic was all about First Dates! Tips, Tricks & Horror Stories from our own personal experiences! This episode is SUPER NSFW! Grab those headphones, and enjoy this weeks episode of Monotone Thoughts! TTY-Wednesday B**ches! - Katelyn & Garret Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    Chaotic Charities, Only Murders, First Dates & More!

  5. 08/10/2022

    New Jersey’s Royal Wedding, These Hips Don’t Pay Taxes, Celeb BreakUps & Predatory Engagements, Seeking Love/Lifestyle/Kinks?, The Largest Spicy Subscription Platform & More!

    This week, Katelyn & Garret are covering this weekends hottest topics from New Jersey’s Royal Wedding of Bravos Real Housewife of NJ, Teresa Giudice & Luis Ruelas and which family members did NOT attend! Shakira’s shaking her hips right away from her $15 MILLION tax legal case! Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson have called it quits, but Kris Jenner pulled a double and confirmed Khloe’s son being born! Dane Cook is engaged, and also an alleged predator? & of course, Garret can’t go a week without a Britney Update! This weeks episode we dive deep into the biggest platforms for Seeking relationships/lifestyles and one of the biggest “spicy” content platforms… Garret has a few personal stories to share & which company with the LARGEST platforms is Katelyn in negotiations with?! You’ll have to tune in to find out! This episode is SUPER NSFW! Grab those headphones, and enjoy this weeks episode of Monotone Thoughts! TTY-Wednesday B**ches! - Katelyn & Garret Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    New Jersey’s Royal Wedding, These Hips Don’t Pay Taxes, Celeb BreakUps & Predatory Engagements, Seeking Love/Lifestyle/Kinks?, The Largest Spicy Subscription Platform & More!

  6. 08/03/2022

    TW: All Things Toxic, Lawsuits, Threesomes & A Gender Reveal

    TW: All Things Toxic! Join Katelyn & Garret this week as they start this week off with Katelyns Gender Reveal Announcement! 2 Boys? 2 Girls? 1 of both?! This weeks hot topics start with boarding the continued train of lawsuits surrounding Erika Jayne from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Gabby & Rachel are looking for love as the new season of the Bachelorette is out, and it’s giving Shot At Love with Tila Tequila vibes, & Britney is making her comeback to music with a remix of Tiny Dancer ft. Elton John and the gays are ready! Full trigger warning as Katelyn & Garret break down what Toxic means to them, from relationships, friendships, work, mental health and body image. To top it off, It wouldn’t be a complete episode without a good Q&A… and this weeks questions are juicy! TTY-Wednesday B**ches! - Katelyn & Garret Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    TW: All Things Toxic, Lawsuits, Threesomes & A Gender Reveal

  7. 07/27/2022

    End Of An Era Is Approaching, Real Housewives Take Downs & Comebacks, Growing Out Of Friendships/Relationships & More!

    Monotone Thoughts has a surprise this week… A NEW DAY! On Wednesdays we were pink & listen to a new episode of Monotone Thoughts! Katelyn & Garret woke up $ chose violence on this weeks episode, diving right into the end of an era as Katelyn’s time at the club is slowly coming to an end. Jumping right into the hottest topics of the week, RHOBH mid-season trailer has dropped, Kathy Hiltons take down era is about to begin. Tamra finally got her orange back for RHOC Season 16, & Kylie Jenner is escaping her PR crisis at Target… but what Target has a big enough parking lot for a plane?. Friendships & Relationships, when to work it out & when to walk away. Garrets Gay Culture Lesson, and of course our favorite spiral down the Reddit rabbit hole of questions, and we have answers! Grab those headphones & a snack, this one’s a long one, but maybe even the best one?! See you next Wednesday! - TTYL B**tches! Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @Itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    End Of An Era Is Approaching, Real Housewives Take Downs & Comebacks, Growing Out Of Friendships/Relationships & More!

  8. 07/21/2022

    Round Two! A Guilty Real Housewife, Khloe’s Baby #2, Britney Hits The Roads, Pregnancy Journeys & Loyalty!

    We are back with episode 2! Katelyn & Garret catch up after the launch of their first episode! A Real Housewives Guilty Plea, Britney is back on the roads, Khloe and Tristen expecting baby #2, Katelyn opens up about her pregnancy journey from struggles to celebrations & Garret tells all on some of his hook up nightmares! Katelyn & Garret go down the Reddit Rabbit Hole! A LOT of NSFW content so make sure to grab those headphones and enjoys today episode of Monotone Thoughts! TTYL, B**ches! Follow Us! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    Round Two! A Guilty Real Housewife, Khloe’s Baby #2, Britney Hits The Roads, Pregnancy Journeys & Loyalty!

  9. 07/14/2022

    Season Premiere! TikTok Scandals, Real Housewives Girls Trip, Club Stories, & More!

    The season premiere of Monotone Thoughts is here! Katelyn & Garret review the latest TikTok scandals involving the Mormon Mom Swinging Group, Addison Rae’s Fathers having an Affair?, & Identical Twin Brothers creating spicy content…together? Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 & Season 3 cast announcement. Jumping right into what’s on everyone’s minds, the most asked questions from working at the club and what are our stories of frequenting the gay night life of DC. Q&A’s and more! Follow Us! TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, & More! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: Katelyn & Garret @itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    Season Premiere! TikTok Scandals, Real Housewives Girls Trip, Club Stories, & More!

  10. 07/14/2022 ·  Bonus

    A/S/L, Mini Bonus & More!

    Welcome to Monotone Thoughts! There’s no better way to enter the chat with your hosts, Katelyn & Garret than the ole faithful age, sex, location Introduction! We have all been there, “Why don’t you tell us who you are and a fun fact about yourself!” Oh god, not one of these… JK this is that one ice breaker you started to tune in on, & don’t want it to end! Katelyn & Garret give a mini bonus episode ahead of the series launch! Katelyn & Garret break down a little bit of who they are, how they met and what’s to come this season! We think it’s safe to say, no one loves an ice breaker moment but this one might be our favorite, especially when you don’t know what thought will come out next! So buckle up, Season 1 of Monotone Thoughts has officially begun! Follow Us! TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube & More! https://linktr.ee/monotonethoughts Hosts: Katelyn & Garret @Itsyaagirlkatelyn IG: https://instagram.com/itsyaagirlkatelyn?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRYvMWcH/ @Thegarretlyons IG: https://www.instagram.com/thegarretlyons/?igshid=NDBlY2NjN2I= TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRY36gX5/

    A/S/L, Mini Bonus & More!

  11. Season 1 Trailer

    Monotone Thoughts Trailer

    Coming Soon! The official trailer for Katelyn & Garret's NEW podcast Monotone Thoughts! Each week Katelyn & Garret will be deep diving into pop culture, bravo, stories from their personal life, relationships, club stories, work life and everything in-between! Follow Katelyn & Garret, a married, TikTok influencer and adult entertainment club bartender navigating her way through motherhood as a first time mom and a single gay man climbing his way up the corporate ladder by day and dating in the city by night. These two best friends give their real and honest thoughts no matter how cringy or controversial the topic might be! You won't want to miss out so be sure to subscribe! TTYL!

    Monotone Thoughts Trailer

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Follow and get to know Katelyn & Garret each week from their new podcast Monotone Thoughts. A married, TikTok influencer and adult entertainment club bartender navigating her way through motherhood as a first time mom and a single gay man climbing his way up the corporate ladder by day and dating in the city by night. These two best friends dive deep into pop culture, work life, relationships, personal life, and anything in-between! Katelyn & Garret give their real thoughts no matter how cringy or controversial the topic might be! You won't want to miss out!

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  • Creator
    Katelyn & Garret
  • Years Active
    2022
  • Episodes
    11
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Monotone Thoughts
  • Show Website
    Monotone Thoughts