Monster Crush

Monster Crush
  • 5.0 (14)
  • Comedy

Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks? See all of Monster Crush's links on https://linktr.ee/monstercrush We are a member of the Sword & Key Network, see all of S&K's links on beacons.ai/swordandkey

  1. Aug 31

    Date 129 - Dance Like No One is Squatching

    It’s Shadow’s first episode as an official Monster Crush co-host/co-cryptowoologist! To ease her into things, we decided to bring a couple cryptids that might sound kinda familiar but are totally unique and weird in their own special ways. So strap on and strap in for the Octosquatch and the Sheepsquatch, two hairy fellas with a lotta love to give! Featuring: WELCOME Shadow, we present Shadow with her official Cryptowoologist credentials, dragons and sad round little guys, remember Buzzfeed Quizzes?, Spooky News (a Moon Base could prevent space plague, mini-squatch sightings, squatch calling contests), baby-cooing cryptids, Spanish roads take me home, jackhammering cryptids, White thing vs. White Thang, exit pursued by Sheepsquatch, stick your hectocotylus in my siphon, we solve a little mystery (kinda), pulling someone else’s hair out of your crack, AND MORE! CW: reference to harm of mythical creatures (15:00-19:30), hypothetical virus/plague (22:45- death (25:30-26:30) mention of 9/11 (1:13:15-1:14:50) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  2. Aug 19

    Date 128 - Taur de Force

    We know you listeners are horny and hot to trot so we finally delivered on our promise to bring you two monsters to perfectly match that energy. Join us to explore the girthy mythology of the galloping Centaur and the labyrinthian Minotaur! But wait… if “taur” means bull why are they called centaurs? This and more secrets revealed in this episode! Featuring: our hot takes on the Wicker movie trailer, the minotaur’s has a real name, Daedalus is the true villain of Greek Mythology, grabbing love by the horns, Greek Mythology is really messy, the MLP is a nightmare (no pun intended), centaurs are hung like a… you know, we learn what a euhemerist is, centaurs are weird because horses are weird, both together at the same time, a very special review, AN IMPORTANT MC ANNOUNCEMENT, AND MORE! CW: Greek mythology throughout (so mentions of SA, bestiality, cannibalism, torture, murder, and incest also throughout), the dark side of the MLP fandom (38:45-39:45) genocide of the Aztecs (48:45-49:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  3. Aug 2

    Date 127 - The Dogman Days of Summer

    The Dog Days of Summer mark the hottest days of the year but we’re going to make things even HOTTER with the DOGMAN Days of Summer here on Monster Crush! This time we bring you two Great Lakes good boys with the prowling Minnesota Dogman and denim-wearing Defiance Dogman. Be proud of us because we didn’t mention that one Florence and the Machine song even once. Featuring: it’s HOT out which means we must be in the Dog Days of Summer, “seasonal thermal lag” is a fun term, Spooky News - 7th Nessie sighting of the year, Bigfoot sighting (no boobs) - bigfoot researchers are ruined by pendulous breasts, hairy nipples or no, dogmen and werewolves are NOT the same… kinda, Bonus Cryptids: The Turbo Poodle and Mobile Wolf Woman, my grandmother’s place has a lot of squirrels, dogman loves denim, Notting Hill is a werewolf romance story, AND MORE! CW: harm to animals during hunting/gun violence to animals (43:00-44:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  4. Jul 21

    Date 126 - Triceratops and Bottoms

    Hold on to your butts because we have two monsters of prehistoric proportions for this episode! Dinosaur cryptids can be found in lots of places but these two tend to break the mold in more than a few ways. So listen as love finds a way with the Partridge Creek Monster of the great white north and the surprisingly chatty Atami Stegosaurus! Featuring: problematic youth organizations, shoutout to the YouTube series Muldoon’s Logs, Spooky News: Seattle’s new cryptid - Jimothy the Racoon, a new game: Dinosaur or Pokémon?, Mesozoic Regions, 5-layer-of-separation cryptid story dip, dinosaurs in snow, high strangeness, Nessie gives you the middle finger, and MORE! CW: youth organizations that involve appropriation of indigenous cultures (3:45-6:10), mention of current US politics (5:30-5:35) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  5. Jul 6

    Date 125 - Critter? I Hardly Know Her

    Just because the country is burning down around us doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate some all-American monsters. And it doesn’t get more American than the lumberjack folkloric traditions of FEARSOME CRITTERS! So grab a hot dog and get ready to salute these weird monsters of American folklore - the telescopic sniper, the Tripodero, and the super-fast noose-bird, the Roperite! Featuring: Jennifer Tilly is monster-loving royalty, we love hot dogs, the virtues of street-meat vendors, taken by the spirit of Wiley Jeff, Spooky News: evidence of ancient life on Mars, US appoints a conspiracy theorist to investigate UAP, a man named Snake says he found a bigfoot and got it tested - Fearsome Critter True or False (a new game), a monster with the mouth of a butthole that can’t count past 12, a roadrunner crossed with a gallows, speed isn’t everything, getting over a buttface, AND MORE! CW: mentions of US patriotism and general references to the state of the world (8:15-10:20), US politics and conspiracy theories (20:10-25:15) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  6. Jun 22

    Date 124 - Come to Papa

    Happy Monster Daddy’s Day! While monster dads are far less common than monster moms but we were able to find two frightful flirting fathers all the same. Plus we have A LOT of Spooky News today! So strap in and strap on for the Caribbean nature spirit, Papa Bois, and the Father of All Turtles, the island-sized Zaratan! Featuring: LD is back, what dad archetype do you have, Book Review of Mothman is My Boyfriend by McKayla Coyle - Spooky News: new oceanic discoveries, WHALE NECROPOLIS, cretaceous krakens, prehistoric carnivorous squirrels, evolution needs a little FAFO, UFOs vs. UTIs, DC exorcist is exorcised, Mummy Bread - a satyr but not technically, hot snake wife, from crab to turtle, the zaratan may be the father-of-all-turtles but Splinter is the daddy of all turtles, AND MORE! CW: Mentions of fathers throughout, news about the Catholic Church including historical wrongs as well as US politics (46:20-53:00), eating mummies (55:30-57:30) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  7. Jun 8

    Date 123 - Objectify Me

    It’s part TWO of our cursed experience with co-host Shadow! Again, the curse was that one episode went too long and ended up as two episodes, so kind of a fun curse in the end. But this episode we finally get to the three cursed objects mentioned in our last episode! So strap in and strap on for these objects of your desire with the bloodthirsty cursed Muramasa Demon Swords, the ill-gotten curse of the Ring of Silvianus, and the werewolf-summoning curse of the Hexham Heads! Featuring: the difference between being cursed and being haunted, our favorite curses, demon (possibly vampire?) swords, Derek’s cursed attic, cursed-item opening parties, one ring to curse them all, cursed objects that summon were-monsters, it’s so much worse to see a monster leaving your house than entering, James the werewolf is your new dad, AND MORE! CW: Mentions of death and tragedy related to warfare, murder, car accidents, and the general concepts of curses mentioned throughout, ritualistic self-harm (19:35-19:40) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

  8. May 25

    Date 122 - Haunted Doll Botch (with special guest Shadow!)

    Monster Crush has been CURSED! But mostly the curse is that we played a game for too long, had too much fun, and had to turn one episode into two… So I think we’ll survive! What was planned to be an episode about cursed objects turned into a not-so-mini-game about Haunted Dolls on Ebay. Things did not go to plan when our Haunted Doll Watch turned into a Haunted Doll Botch. But with Shadow in the guest host seat for this episode, we definitely still had a good time! Featuring: We trust our pets when it comes to the supernatural - Spooky News: AI Muscular ET Captured?, New Nessie Sighting, Legalize the Loveland Frogman - nothing says you can’t mail haunted dolls to your enemies - a soggy & sad doll - a doll with real Karen energy - Jilted Witch Bride Permanent Physical Spirit Companion - buying haunted dolls is the same as adopting cats - “shadow-stitched child of the haunted veil” - look out for a Haunted Doll Cafe coming to a city near you! - AND MORE! CW: Implications of death and haunting (26:00-end of episode), Current US politics and AI (9:40-15:25), more slightly less upsetting politics (16:40-21:00), Child death and murder (26:00-30:00, 47:00-), Mention of cancer (32:20-32:40) We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

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Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks? See all of Monster Crush's links on https://linktr.ee/monstercrush We are a member of the Sword & Key Network, see all of S&K's links on beacons.ai/swordandkey

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  • Creator
    Monster Crush
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    133
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Monster Crush
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    Monster Crush