Mornings with Morty

Matthew Weisman
  • 5.0 (14)
  • COMEDY

Hello my little bubelehs! Grab a bagel & schmear, a cup of coffee, and come on an auditory adventure with your favorite schlemiel & schlimazel duo, Matt and Carl. You’ll hear embarrassing stories from our lives, discussions about current events, and the occasional gem of Jewish knowledge in between the jokes and tangents. We hope you enjoy. Send your kvetches to thedailymort@gmail.com or TheDailyMort on IG and remember: Call your mother!

  1. 03/02/2022

    ENTER THE MORTYVERSE

    Matt's grandma plays matchmaker (he requested trashy hookers and she delivered. He paid them in Bitcoin). Carl & Matt are team Pedialyte over Gatorade. And Matt got sexually harassed in the Metaverse at work. No, the workplace sexual harassment training did not cover this. Be sure to follow us on IG @TheDailyMort, email your stories to thedailymort@gmail.com, tell a friend about us, and follow Matt's latest venture @NYCTinySinks. L'chaim. Stay Frosty. Slava Ukraini.

    51 min

  2. 02/23/2022

    Untitled (The Rub & Tug Episode)

    It's late. I'm tired. You're not reading this anyway. It's the second episode of the second year of Mornings with Morty, published on 2/22/2022. Big 2 energy. That means nothing in Judaism but it's a thing on everyone's calendar right now and by the time you hear this episode, the excitement will have passed. What would the hosts do for a million dollars? Find out somewhere at like the 3/4 mark of the episode I think. It gets very inappropriate and I hope you enjoy (isn't that why you c*m for us--I mean come to us). Anyway, @TheDailyMort on IG, thedailymort@gmail.com. Listen, share, subscribe. And be sure to follow Matt's new account, @NYCTinySinks! We'll talk about that another time.

    1h 9m

  3. 02/13/2022

    THE YEAR OF CHUTZPAH

    It's the (very delayed) first episode of 2022, habibis. YEAR TWO OF MORNINGS WITH MORTY! And it is THE YEAR OF CHUTZPAH. We recorded a while ago so I can't remember everything, but I know we talked Jewish representation/"Jew-face"/Jewish stereotypes, names, and images; the hostage situation at a Dallas-Fort Worth synagogue, and combating antisemitism. Don't worry, there are funny parts too. Anyway, check out the ADL and AJC. Follow us on IG @TheDailyMort, email us at thedailymort@gmail.com. Listen, review, share. It is a year of GROWTH.

    1h 10m

  4. 12/31/2021

    Morty Christmas!

    Yeah, we didn't get the episode out in time for Christmas. Sue me. But it's the 25th episode! Carl has taken up mall walking with ankle weights. His dad gets hit on in the lox aisle at Trader Joe's. Matt always has a crush on lesbians and was left emotionally ravaged by Spider-Man: No Way Home. There are some spoilers if you haven't seen it, but we warn you and also it's been out long enough that it's your own fault. Oh, we also talk about the dangers of talking on speakerphone. Anyway, merry (belated) Christmas and happy new year AND WE WILL SEE YOU IN YEAR TWO! Follow @TheDailyMort on IG and email thedailymort@gmail.com. L'chaim.

    1 hr

  5. 12/30/2021

    Happy Hondakuh, from Toyota

    We recorded this so long ago I can't even remember what we talked about. You have no idea what I went through to get this episode out to you guys. We've got one more coming before the end of the year. Listen, share, subscribe. Tell everyone at your New Year's Eve party about us. Give us a follow on IG @TheDailyMort and email your holiday conundrums to thedailymort@gmail.com. Thanks for listening, happy new year, and we'll see you in our next episode before 2022.

    54 min

  6. 10/25/2021

    Return of the Mort

    WE'RE BACK, BABY! Reunited and it feels so good. Carl & Matt, the most iconic podcast duo since Springsteen & Obama, with 0% as many DUIs. Matt's dating life is up for debate. Lotta matches, zero girlfriends. Is he too picky or simply undateable? ¿Porqué no los dos? Follow us on IG @TheDailyMort and email thedailymort@gmail.com to let us know what you think. Listen, share, review us on Apple Podcasts. Thanks for being part of the cult as our first year comes to a close.

    1h 3m

  7. 09/02/2021

    Is the Wienermobile Kosher?

    Grown men on electric scooters. A ride in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. OnlyFans trying to be less HOLEsome and more WHOLEsome. We've got it all in episode 22. This episode is brought to you by Rudy Giuliani's OnlyFans--use code MELTINGG1ULIANI for 69% off. Listen. Share. Subscribe. Submit to the cult. Tell everyone at your Rosh Hashanah dinner to check us out and leave us a SWEET review on Apple Podcasts for a sweet start to the new year. Shana tova & l'chaim & stay frosty. (Follow on IG @TheDailyMort, email thedailymort@gmail.com)

    54 min

  8. 08/19/2021

    Queens of the Night (OR: "Does this water taste like c*m?")

    A wet and wild one for episode 21. Air travel is too accessible, we have inappropriate conversations with our families, and we're secretly both white trash. Give us a follow on IG @TheDailyMort and let us know the most white trash thing about YOU in our comments or in an email to thedailymort@gmail.com. Listen, share, repeat until our Cult de Mort has taken over the world (it's a better option than the Taliban). L'chaim.

    1h 4m
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Hello my little bubelehs! Grab a bagel & schmear, a cup of coffee, and come on an auditory adventure with your favorite schlemiel & schlimazel duo, Matt and Carl. You’ll hear embarrassing stories from our lives, discussions about current events, and the occasional gem of Jewish knowledge in between the jokes and tangents. We hope you enjoy. Send your kvetches to thedailymort@gmail.com or TheDailyMort on IG and remember: Call your mother!

Information

  • Creator
    Matthew Weisman
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matthew Weisman
  • Show Website
    Mornings with Morty