My Beard is Haunted

Marion Rogers

My Beard Is Haunted is the unholy union of paranormal chaos and R-rated stand-up comedy. Hosted by Marion the Barbarian—cryptid enthusiast, ghost magnet, and caffeine-fueled blue-collar philosopher—this podcast dives beard-first into the shadowy corners of the world: from Bigfoot to black-eyed kids, haunted truck stops to secret government extermination squads.

Episodes

  1. Jun 7

    The Siege of Honobia: When Bigfoot Declared War on a Freezer

    What happens when a quiet Oklahoma family fills their freezer with venison and accidentally opens the first all-you-can-eat buffet in Sasquatch history?According to the legend of the Siege of Honobia, the answer is weeks of terror, giant footprints, screaming in the woods, rocks crashing into a family home, and one very pissed-off hunter who eventually decided diplomacy had failed and introduced the problem to modern firearm technology.In this episode of My Beard Is Haunted, we dive deep into one of the wildest Bigfoot stories ever recorded. We're talking stolen deer meat, red eyes glowing in the darkness, possible gunfights with seven-foot forest monsters, terrified families fleeing their homes, and a team of Bigfoot researchers showing up to what was essentially a cryptid war zone. Was it a group of Sasquatches conducting organized freezer raids? Was it bears, paranoia, and a series of unfortunate events? Or did a family in the Ouachita Mountains find themselves face-to-face with something science still can't explain?

    58 min

  2. May 5

    Haunted Bloodline: My Mom’s Scariest Stories

    This Mother’s Day on My Beard Is Haunted, we’re bringing in the woman who started it all—my mom—and she’s not holding back. In this special episode, she’s sharing her real-life scary stories. Not “I heard a noise once” type stories—we’re talking full-on, hair-standing-up, something-is-in-the-room-with-you kind of experiences. The kind of stories that make you question what’s real, what’s watching, and whether fear might just run in the family. We get into the moments that stuck with her, the things she still can’t explain, and how growing up around that energy might’ve shaped me into the beautifully unhinged human you’re listening to today. It’s creepy, it’s funny, it’s got that raw mother-son energy, and yeah… there’s gonna be some moments where you might want to turn a light on. So this Mother’s Day, skip the flowers for a second and sit down with us. Because nothing says family bonding like realizing the paranormal might be hereditary.

    44 min

  3. Apr 28

    “Grandma’s Dead, Stop Knocking”:skinwalkers

    Tonight on My Beard Is Haunted, we make a series of terrible life choices and talk about Skinwalkers—the shapeshifting, voice-stealing nightmares that absolutely do not want to be talked about… which is exactly why we’re doing it. We’re diving into real Navajo lore, messed-up encounters, and the kind of stories that make you question every noise outside your house. You’ll meet Travis, who ignored every survival instinct known to man, and Jimmy, who learned the hard way that if something sounds like your cousin in the desert… it probably isn’t. If you hear your name tonight? No you didn’t. Lock your doors. Ignore the tapping. And for the love of God—don’t go outside.

    48 min

  4. Apr 8

    Dogman...Good boy or Forrest Felon

    This week on My Beard is Haunted, we’re diving headfirst into the woods… but not with a full-blown survival guide—nah, this is the “we heard something snap behind us and decided to laugh about it later” version of Dogman. This isn’t the definitive breakdown (don’t worry, that beast is coming), but it is a chaotic, funny, and slightly unhinged glow-up from where this podcast started. We’re talking early encounters, weird sightings, questionable eyewitnesses, and the kind of stories that make you go, “yeah… I’m not camping anymore.” From Michigan legends to backwoods paranoia, we unpack what Dogman might be, why it’s way more aggressive than your average cryptid, and why—if you hear something pacing outside your tent—you should absolutely not go check it out like a horror movie extra. It’s laughs, it’s lore, it’s a little bit of “oh hell no”… and it’s proof that this show is leveling up while still keeping that raw, late-night, beard-scratching energy. So sit back, lock your doors, and maybe keep the lights on—because this is just the beginning.

    57 min

  5. Apr 6

    ken and barbie killers part 2

    In this week’s episode of My Beard Is Haunted, we’re back for Ken and Barbie Killers Part 2—the blood-soaked conclusion to Canada’s most photogenic psychopaths, Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Last time the “perfect couple” was already knee-deep in murder and home-video torture sessions that would make the devil blush. Now Marion the Barbarian drags you beard-first through the final descent: the abduction and slaughter of Leslie Mahaffy and Kristen French, the wedding from hell, the infamous “tapes,” Karla’s deal with the devil, and Paul’s courtroom meltdown. We unpack the twisted psychology, botched investigations, media circus, and how these mall-catalog monsters got away with it for so long. Raw. Graphic. Uncomfortable. Dark jokes included. Buckle up—this one’s a gut-punch.

    33 min

  6. Apr 6

    ken and barbie killers part 1

    We’re kicking off a chilling two-part deep dive into one of Canada’s most infamous and disturbing criminal cases — Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, better known as the Ken and Barbie Killers. On the surface, they looked like the perfect couple: young, attractive, and living the suburban dream. But behind closed doors, their relationship spiraled into a nightmare of rape, torture, and murder. In Part 1, we explore their seemingly normal upbringings, Paul’s disturbing early days as the Scarborough Rapist, and how the two met and began their deadly partnership. We then descend into the horrifying events surrounding the brutal murder of Karla’s own sister, Tammy Homolka — a crime so shocking it still haunts true crime fans today. This episode is packed with unsettling details, psychological insights, and the chilling contrast between their picture-perfect image and the pure evil lurking beneath. If you think you know the Ken and Barbie Killers story… think again. Buckle up — this one gets dark fast. viewer descretion advised

    34 min

  7. Mar 25

    the mothman lamp prophecies

    On today’s short but sweet episode of My Beard Is Haunted, we dive into the legend of the Mothman—the winged nightmare that terrorized a quiet West Virginia town before vanishing just as suddenly as it appeared. Red eyes, midnight sightings, and a creeping sense that something wasn’t right… we break down the chaos, the fear, and the mystery that still lingers decades later.

    17 min

  8. Feb 25

    the crippler(chris benoit)

    In this week’s episode of My Beard Is Haunted, we dive into the rise and devastating fall of one of professional wrestling’s most technically gifted and intense performers, Chris Benoit. From his reputation as a no-nonsense, hard-hitting in-ring “badass” to the chilling tragedy that shocked the world in 2007, we unpack the legacy, the warning signs, the culture of wrestling at the time, and the painful aftermath that still lingers over the industry. Joined by Sierra from Prescribed Vibes, we explore how someone so respected for their discipline and grit could become the center of one of wrestling’s darkest chapters. It’s a heavy one—raw, complicated, and uncomfortable—but it’s a story that changed wrestling forever.

    1h 1m

  9. Feb 4

    where is bigfoot? who is bigfoot? why is bigfoot?

    Buckle up, because today Marion goes full fan-girl over their #1 cryptid: Bigfoot! We blitz through the history (ancient legends to that 1967 guy in the gorilla suit doing jazz hands), roast the absolute dumpster fire that is Bigfoot reality TV (“Finding Bigfoot? More like Finding Commercials”), share my spicy takes on the BFRO and their gloriously named leader Matt Moneymaker (spoiler: the biggest legend might be his ego), and wildly speculate on what Sasquatch actually is—Gigantopithecus holdout? Multidimensional troll? Or just a very tall dude who hates small talk?

    36 min
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About

My Beard Is Haunted is the unholy union of paranormal chaos and R-rated stand-up comedy. Hosted by Marion the Barbarian—cryptid enthusiast, ghost magnet, and caffeine-fueled blue-collar philosopher—this podcast dives beard-first into the shadowy corners of the world: from Bigfoot to black-eyed kids, haunted truck stops to secret government extermination squads.

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  • Creator
    Marion Rogers
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit