My Internet Diary

My Internet Diary
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Welcome to My Internet Diary, hosted by comedian Jordan Daniel. Join Jordan, and the occasional guest, as he takes an honest look into this week's Google searches. Funny, weird, and surprising, each search is a little peek into Jordan's mostly working normal human brain.

  1. 01/11/2023

    7 - Do Crime!

    This week Jordan shites on about the time he forgot how reflections work, his best and worst New Years ever, and the 90s. Plus he offers up an alternative, and frankly way cooler, list of New Years Resolutions for only the most criminal of listeners to try. Cowabunga, dickheads!

    35 min

  2. 12/20/2022

    6 - Avatar 2: Christmas Presents

    This week Jordan shites on about his patented PLAY procedure for buying presents, as well as attending the Avatar 2 premier dressed like Rick Astley. He also ends the podcast with a new feature called "Could I win..."

    28 min

  3. 12/14/2022

    5 - The Greatest Inventions Ever

    Jordan's back after a forced (read: Lazy) week break. This week Jordan shites on about the Ego and why it's it's fault he's not successful. Then he talks shite about the greatest invention in the world, and what the real greatest invention in the world is, and he lets us in on some exciting Avatar 2 based news. Enjoy!

    34 min
  4. 4 - What Do Kangaroos eat? Steroids?

    11/30/2022

    4 - What Do Kangaroos eat? Steroids?

    This week Jordan shites on about the perfect place for an electric blanket, and proposes a new law for people with December birthdays, and or terrible names. As well as the benefit of a Roomba over children, and how he could definitely kick the shit out of E.T. but not a Kangaroo.| This weeks searches: - Roomba - Is it illegal to kill an alien?

    25 min
  5. 3 - The Bike is Depression and I Am The Tree.

    11/23/2022

    3 - The Bike is Depression and I Am The Tree.

    Jordan is depressed, and boy does he want you to know it. He's fine though, honest. This week Jordan shites on about being sad (boo hoo), NOT taking your 14 year old child to a snooker hall every week, the date August 8th, as well as other random thoughts fired off from a sleep deprived brain. They can't all be gold, people! Searches: -What to do when you can’t sleep? -What was the worst year ever? -August 8th

    28 min

  6. 11/16/2022

    2 - Keith Chegwin's Naked Jungle

    This week Jordan shites on about being old at gigs, eating a big slice of humble pie, how reality TV started badly, went mental, and then got worse, and the difference between a Swede and a Dutch. This weeks searches: 'Michael Jordan cartoon magic shoes' ' First reality show competition ever' instagram: @JordanOrdinary

    29 min

  7. 11/08/2022

    1 - A Scientific Drawing of A Roast Chicken (2022)

    WE'RE BACK! (For real this time!) Season 4 kicks off a soft reboot of My Internet Diary! Guest will still be on sporadicly, but Jordan will be looking at his own searches each week and no one can do anything about it. On this weeks episode Jordan speaks about the anatomy of a roast chicken, the search for a suit that will make all the boys jealous, homosexual arachnids in old pop songs, and unconfident facts. It's good to be back!

    26 min

  8. 08/21/2022

    S03E01 - The Erotic Stories of Quinton Sinatra Guest Starring Tony Cantwell

    Yes we're back! And yes it has been a year and half but we're back! I said we're back!! And who better to kick off season 3 than the Podcast Don himself, friend of the show, Tony Cantwell. How much does it cost for Tony's alter ego to write a Lion King/Simpsons crossover erotic novel? Why are children selling Nintendo Switches online but not delivering on the goods? Do parentheses make words invisible? Why is Matt Damon Fighting Jordan in SuperValu? All is revealed in this jam packed episode of My Internet Diary.

    55 min
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Welcome to My Internet Diary, hosted by comedian Jordan Daniel. Join Jordan, and the occasional guest, as he takes an honest look into this week's Google searches. Funny, weird, and surprising, each search is a little peek into Jordan's mostly working normal human brain.

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  • Creator
    My Internet Diary
  • Years Active
    2016 - 2023
  • Episodes
    49
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
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    My Internet Diary