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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!
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My Wardrobe Malfunction with Susannah Constantine Clearwood Media

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    • 4.6 • 54 Ratings

We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!
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    mywardmalfun in 2021

    mywardmalfun in 2021

    Happy New Year! Here's a compilation of some of our favourite moments from 2021.
    Thanks to all our wonderful guests and to our house band ‘duo’ - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials. 
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 1 hr 21 min
    BONUS EP: Dita Von Teese and her shed talks

    BONUS EP: Dita Von Teese and her shed talks

    Today's special guest is the iconic burlesque star Dita Von Teese! She and Susannah discuss shyness, dressing gowns and truck stops...
    You can book tickets for Dita's New Year's Eve show on her website dita.net and find all her other projects and social links here.
    As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 58 min
    BONUS EP: Lady Glenconner and her Coronation treat

    BONUS EP: Lady Glenconner and her Coronation treat

    Today's special guest is former lady-in-waiting and now bestseller author Lady Glenconner! She and Susannah discuss mischief, miracles and murder...
    Lady (Anne) Glenconner's new novel, 'A Haunting At Holkham', is out today. Find it here.
    As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 44 min
    BONUS EP: Charlie Hedges and her twinkly tree

    BONUS EP: Charlie Hedges and her twinkly tree

    Today's special guest is BBC Radio 1 presenter and DJ Charlie Hedges! She and Susannah discuss blushing, boxing and big toes...
    You can hear Charlie on Radio 1's Live Lounge from Monday-Thursday and on Dance Anthems on Saturday. And you can find her on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.
    As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 51 min
    S8 Ep8: Faye Tozer and her negligent negligee

    S8 Ep8: Faye Tozer and her negligent negligee

    This week's special guest, and the final episode of season eight, is singer, actress and one fifth of our favourite pop band Steps, Faye Tozer! She and Susannah discuss hotel bars, scary auditions and shower caps...
    You can find Faye on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and all the info on Steps' new tour and album here.
    As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 44 min
    S8 Ep7: Sir Mo Farah and his golden pillowcase

    S8 Ep7: Sir Mo Farah and his golden pillowcase

    This week's special guest is multiple Olympic, World and European champion athlete Sir Mo Farah! He and Susannah discuss tracksuits, smoothies and messy rooms...
    You can find Mo on his website mofarah.com and follow him on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.
    (Apologies that there's a bit of interference on Mo's audio towards the end.)
    As ever, thanks to our house band duo for providing our music - you can find them at duoguitarmusic.com and @duoguitarmusic on their socials.
    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please subscribe, check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.
    Finally, we always love hearing from you - please email us at help@mywardmal.com. You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.

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    • 34 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
54 Ratings

54 Ratings

02103 ,

Funny, sassy & charming - SUCH a fun listen!

Having been a fan of Susannah Constantine & Trinny Woodall since the early 2000’s, I was over the MOON to learn that Susannah had a new podcast. My Wardrobe Malfunction did not disappoint - Susannah takes her guests into a journey through their wardrobes, their pasts & their life experiences, and we are brought along for the fab trip. Clothing, of course, is a part of the conversation -but just like when you’re out for coffee with friends, the conversation often veers off topic into fun, touching & interesting topics & you’re always surprised when it’s time to go.

Absolutely LOVE the Suse & Trinny episode - if you loved What Not to Wear (or even if you sadly haven’t ever watched) the chemistry between these two hilarious ladies is as strong as ever.

That’s what My Wardrobe Malfunction feels like - coffee and a catch up with dear old friends, who brought along a new fab person that you get to know. 10/10 Susannah!

Sgt pepper and jujube ,

Wonderful

Lose the background music. Your voice is enough. Otherwise, great stuff.

lcasella ,

Best podcast ever recorded

So fun to have Trinny and Susannah back!

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