Nailing History

Matt and Jon
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Introducing "Nailing History," the podcast where two friends attempt to nail down historical facts like they're trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. Join Matt and Jon (or Jon and Matt) as they stumble through the annals of time, armed with Wikipedia, Chat GPT, and a sense of reckless abandon. In each episode, Matt and Jon pick a historical event that tickles their curiosity (and occasionally their funny bone) and dissect it like a frog in biology class—except they're the frogs, and they have no idea what they're doing. From ancient civilizations to modern mishaps, they cover it all with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. But wait, there's more! In between butchering historical names and dates, Matt and Jon take a break to explore the intersection of history and pop culture. Ever wondered if Cleopatra would have been a TikTok sensation? Yeah, neither have they, but that won't stop them from imagining it in excruciating detail. So grab your popcorn and prepare to laugh, cringe, and possibly learn something (though don't hold your breath). With Matt and Jon leading the charge, "Nailing History" is the only podcast where you're guaranteed to leave scratching your head and questioning everything you thought you knew about the past. After all, who needs a PhD when you've got two clueless buddies and a microphone?

  1. JAN 22

    142: The American Revolution Within The Whimsical World of Ken Burns, Pt. 3

    Send us a text An army can survive cold, hunger, and defeat—but only if it learns how to stand. We dive into the messy middle of the American Revolution, where a self-made Prussian “baron” turns drills into discipline, a battlefield prima donna becomes a traitor, and the British learn that holding cities is not the same as holding hearts. From the gray misery of Valley Forge to the furnace of Monmouth, we trace how training, resolve, and a few well-timed French sails began to bend the arc of the war. We follow the story as it spreads: John Paul Jones locks hulls at sea, frontier campaigns devastate Native homelands, and British commanders head south betting on Loyalists and shock. That wager collides with a culture of backcountry fighters who don’t care for redcoat manners or neat lines. Nathanael Greene’s strategy turns delay into leverage, while Daniel Morgan’s plan at Cowpens uses a feint to unspool British confidence. In the background, Benedict Arnold—wounded, proud, and impatient—slides from hero to turncoat, nearly trading West Point for a pension and a promise. Everything converges at Yorktown. Washington feints at New York, Rochambeau brings siege craft, and French ships force a standoff that strangles British options. The surrender ceremony is petty theatre; the consequences are not. London’s politics fall, offensives cease, and a flawed peace begins. We sit with the aftershocks: Loyalists scattering to Nova Scotia, Black Loyalists pushed again to the margins or onto ships to Sierra Leone, and Native nations written out of the treaty. Then we end where endurance lives—Washington quieting a near-mutiny with a pair of spectacles and a line about growing old, reminding us that the real hinge of victory was simple and brutal: the army did not quit. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves smart history, and tell us the single moment you think truly turned the war. Your take might shape our next deep dive.

    1h 23m

  2. JAN 15

    141: The American Revolution Within The Whimsical World of Ken Burns, Pt. 2

    Send us a text A near-collapse on Long Island. A fog that saves an army. A midnight gamble across black water that shocks a continent. We trace the most volatile stretch of the American Revolution—when Washington loses New York, wins at Trenton, and keeps the fragile cause alive long enough for Saratoga to change everything. We start with the practical mess behind the Declaration’s arrival in Britain before dropping into the tactical blunder at Jamaica Pass and the miraculous evacuation across the East River. From the retreat up Manhattan to the dash over the Hudson, the army survives on nerve and luck. Morale craters, civilians bend with occupation, and commanders feud—then Washington rolls the dice on a winter crossing and crushes the Hessians at Trenton, earning time, recruits, and respect. Zooming out, we track dueling British strategies: Burgoyne’s grand descent from Canada to Albany versus Howe’s fixation on Philadelphia. Ticonderoga falls when British guns crown the heights Kosciuszko warned about, but the northern front rallies at Saratoga—Gates in command, Arnold aflame, and American earthworks turning ground into a weapon. While Philadelphia falls after Brandywine and Paoli, Saratoga’s surrender echoes overseas, giving Franklin the leverage he needs to pull France off the sidelines. The season ends with Washington steering his worn army toward Valley Forge and a new phase built on training, inoculation, and endurance. If you want a clear, human look at how the Revolution survived its hardest months—tactics, politics, and the uneasy line between luck and judgment—this one’s for you. Listen, share with a history-loving friend, and tell us: which moment swung the war—Trenton’s audacity or Saratoga’s alliance? And if you’re new here, follow the show, rate it, and leave a review to help others find the story.

    1h 16m

  3. JAN 8

    140: The American Revolution Within The Whimsical World of Ken Burns, Pt. 1

    Send us a text What happens when a twelve-hour history epic meets two hosts who love maps, motives, and messy truths? We dove into the first two parts of PBS’s American Revolution and came up with a sharper, more honest read: there’s real value in the battle maps, the troop movements, and the logistics that make Lexington, Concord, and Bunker Hill feel tangible. But there’s also a framing choice that changes everything—less about English liberties, more about equality—and that shift colors Washington’s introduction, Jefferson’s contradictions, and how the documentary asks us to weigh ideals against interests. We start with the early case for union: Franklin’s “Join, or Die,” the Iroquois Confederacy as political inspiration, and why the colonies were more rivals than teammates. Then we follow the money and the maps. The 1763 Proclamation Line strangled elite land speculation west of the Appalachians, pulling Virginia’s planter class and New England’s merchants toward the same fight for leverage. The film nails the military spine—Henry Knox’s impossible cannon haul from Ticonderoga, the brutal math at Bunker Hill, the strategic obsession with the Hudson–Lake Champlain corridor—while stumbling when every beat becomes a litmus test. Washington, introduced first as a slaveholder, is historically accurate yet context-poor; Benedict Arnold, by contrast, is drawn with nuance: daring, wounded, essential, then embittered. We also zoom out to the British view: the empire’s real prize was the Caribbean and the southern colonies, not a rebellious Boston. Add in the Hessians, smallpox, and Lord Dunmore’s Proclamation, and you get a war shaped as much by disease and manpower as by declarations. Our take: the Revolution reads truer as a fight to preserve inherited English rights than as an egalitarian crusade, and the documentary works best when it lets those competing truths coexist. If you’re curious where the storytelling soars, where it stumbles, and what got left out—Magna Carta to Mayflower, local governance to militia culture—this breakdown is for you. If you enjoyed the conversation, follow the show, share it with a friend who loves early America, and leave a quick review—what did the doc nail, and what did it miss?

    1h 19m

  4. JAN 4

    139: He Wanted Paris, Got Prison, And Sang On The Gallows

    Send us a text We ring in 2026 with fan calls, a messy production catch‑up, and a deep dive into Death by Lightning, using Garfield’s rise and Guiteau’s delusion to unpack the Gilded Age spoils system and a presidency undone by infection as much as a bullet. Chester Arthur’s surprising turn toward reform gives the story its heart. • 1880 convention deadlock and Garfield’s dark horse nomination • The spoils system, stalwarts vs half‑breeds, and Roscoe Conkling’s machine • Guiteau’s forged notes, Blaine’s rebuke, and the psychology of entitlement • The shooting, germ theory, and fatal medical error vs the bullet • Alexander Graham Bell’s failed device and the autopsy dispute • Arthur’s pivot from patronage to civil service reform • Missed chances in the show: the trial, self‑defense, and “I am going to the Lordy” • Our field trips, fan shoutouts, and what’s coming next This episode is brought to you by the Strava app: if you sign up for a premium subscription and use the code nailed it, you get nothing off, but we get a kudos

    1h 35m

  5. 11/18/2025

    138: Road Trip Through The Founders’ Backyards

    Send us a text The plan was simple: drive to Charlottesville, see three presidential homes, soak in the views, and come back with a few good stories. What we got was a bracing look at how history is curated, where it gets messy, and how visitor experiences can either illuminate the past or accidentally hide it in plain sight. We start at Monticello, where Jefferson’s clever design choices and meticulous gadgets share space with a frank accounting of slavery, debt, and contradictions that won’t sit quietly on the tour bus. The foyer artifacts, the pulley calendar, and the Lewis and Clark links all impress—but the muddy lawn and scripted talking points tell their own tale about legacy and upkeep. Then the plot twists at Highland. We wind up a beautiful, wooded drive expecting Monroe’s home and meet a yellow house, a guest house, and an archaeological dig. The reveal—delivered by a theatrical tour guide knocking on an empty foundation—lands somewhere between clever and deflating. It raises honest questions about transparency: if the house burned in the 1820s, what exactly are we touring? There’s value in the research and the landscape, but for visitors seeking Monroe himself, Fredericksburg’s dedicated museum looks like the smarter bet. Montpelier brings the clarity we were hunting. With DuPont-era layers acknowledged and peeled back, the tour builds a richer picture of Madison’s life, the Constitution’s context, and the brutal economics of enslavement on the estate. The exhibits beneath the house do the heavy lifting—names, roles, reconstructed quarters—and the guide threads together how debt, decisions, and power shaped people’s lives, including families sold south “down the river.” It’s thoughtful, grounded, and surprisingly moving. Between site visits we wander UVA’s Rotunda and find refuge at Miller’s, an old-school bar with pool tables and PBR that reminded us travel is as much about the in-between moments as the headline stops. If you care about American history, architecture, and how institutions tell hard stories, this one’s for you. Hit play, subscribe for more road-tested deep dives, and tell us: which site would you visit first, and why?

    1h 20m

  6. 11/11/2025

    **URGENT** -- Google Pulled The Plug

    Send us a text The door slammed without warning: our podcast Gmail was disabled, our recording tools broke, and our notes vanished into a limbo we couldn’t even name. We hit record anyway, tracing the chain reaction from a single login error to a full-stack outage and a $24 stopgap just to keep our voices live. What started as a Sunday session turned into a forensic tour of how one platform account can control your publishing, your files, and your ability to show up for listeners. We walk through the message that greeted us—“account disabled,” appeal link, no reason—and the blind spot that creates when you’re trying to fix the unknown. From Google sign-in blocking our Descript access to YouTube still hosting our videos, the paradox is clear: the platform can keep your content while cutting you off from the keys. We sort possible causes—policy flags, suspected hacking, file-sharing on Drive, even mislabeled educational use—and explain why uncertainty is the hardest part. Without a specific violation, every creative habit feels like a risk, and every minute becomes troubleshooting instead of storytelling. Then we get practical. We outline what we lost (Drive notes, episode prep, trip write-ups), what we salvaged (publishing through our host), and what we changed in real time: building a backup path to record, drafting a plan to decouple third-party logins, and mapping a storage strategy that mirrors files across local drives and an alternate cloud. If you rely on single sign-on, if your show notes live in one workspace, or if your backup plan is “we’ll export later,” this conversation is your fire drill. We share the playbook we wish we had a week ago so you can build resilience before a silent lockout hits your feed. If this story helps you future-proof your workflow, share it with a creator who needs the nudge. Subscribe for updates as our appeal unfolds, and leave a review with your best platform-proofing tip so we can feature it next time.

    30 min

  7. 10/12/2025

    137: After Dark: Money Talks, BS Walks: The Sequel No One Asked For

    Send us a text Ever wondered why a president can send the National Guard into a city that didn’t ask for it? We light the fuse on a late-night, no-bleeps conversation that links today’s deployments to a long trail of precedent—from George Washington’s march during the Whiskey Rebellion to Woodrow Wilson’s 1916 overhauls and the 14th Amendment’s slow centralization of power. It’s not just a rant; it’s a map of how federal authority grew, why states ceded immigration control, and how both sides spin law and order to score political points while locals live with the consequences. We walk through the legal gray zones around ICE, the friction between cooperation and obstruction, and the realities of federalism that most headlines skip. Then we pull history closer: Washington’s show of force, Hamilton’s tax, and Wilson’s National Defense Act that standardized and federalized state militias into today’s National Guard. Along the way, we question whether “emergencies” justify muscle, and who gets to say when the emergency ends. The 14th Amendment’s incorporation story gets its due too, reminding us how rights protection and centralization became intertwined. On the culture side, we’re having fun with serious stakes. We set prop bets for Ken Burns’s new American Revolution series—who gets named, what themes hit first, how “complex” villains become—and we cheer Netflix’s upcoming Death by Lightning, a gripping take on President James Garfield’s assassination, Charles Guiteau’s chaotic spiral, and the era’s flawed medicine. These stories aren’t detours; they’re primers on how a nation learns to read power. If you care about civil liberties, federalism, immigration policy, and the history that keeps repeating, this after-dark session is your field guide. If you’re into smart, unscripted history with sharp edges, hit play, share this with a friend, and tell us: where do you draw the line on federal force? Subscribe, leave a review, and drop your boldest prop bet for the Revolution series.

    54 min

  8. 07/17/2025

    136: Hold on to Your Butts + Fashion Crash Course

    Send us a text We announce our ambitious new project covering each state's journey to joining the Union, starting with Delaware and proceeding in order of ratification or annexation. This special series will coincide with America's upcoming 250th anniversary celebration. • John recaps his experience hosting an office trivia contest where his fashion choice (suit jacket with jeans) became a controversial talking point • Discussion of fan feedback from "Dick Pepperfield" about the trivia contest and suggestions for improvement • Analysis of Born on the Fourth of July film and connections to American patriotism • Announcement of our new 50-state podcast series examining how each state joined the Union • Preview of Delaware as "The First State" with fun facts about its size, population, and corporate significance  • Plans to keep episodes concise while covering each state's unique story and historical context Join us for our next episode as we properly begin our journey through all 50 states, starting with Delaware's path to becoming the first state to ratify the Constitution!

    33 min
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About

Introducing "Nailing History," the podcast where two friends attempt to nail down historical facts like they're trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the manual. Join Matt and Jon (or Jon and Matt) as they stumble through the annals of time, armed with Wikipedia, Chat GPT, and a sense of reckless abandon. In each episode, Matt and Jon pick a historical event that tickles their curiosity (and occasionally their funny bone) and dissect it like a frog in biology class—except they're the frogs, and they have no idea what they're doing. From ancient civilizations to modern mishaps, they cover it all with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. But wait, there's more! In between butchering historical names and dates, Matt and Jon take a break to explore the intersection of history and pop culture. Ever wondered if Cleopatra would have been a TikTok sensation? Yeah, neither have they, but that won't stop them from imagining it in excruciating detail. So grab your popcorn and prepare to laugh, cringe, and possibly learn something (though don't hold your breath). With Matt and Jon leading the charge, "Nailing History" is the only podcast where you're guaranteed to leave scratching your head and questioning everything you thought you knew about the past. After all, who needs a PhD when you've got two clueless buddies and a microphone?

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  • Creator
    Matt and Jon
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    49
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Nailing History
  • Show Website
    Nailing History