Nearly Coherent

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eD! Thomas, Jeff Ritter, and their producer Dave sit down to talk about whatever weird nonsense they feel like. That nonsense is usually Apple products, movies and TV shows, weird news stories, or just making fun of Dave for 30 minutes, but we try to range the full gamut of

  1. 16 DE SET.

    So Many Whippersnappers

    It's been about a year since we forgot to edit last year's New Apple Shit episode, but don't you worry, not only have we returned to give you the Apple Nonsense you crave in your heart, but we also talk about: Colonoscopies! Doctors who suck at doctoring! Scooters with cavernous pouches for holding things! Thousand-dollar handjobs! And SO MUCH MORE And hey, if you're looking for the transcript of this, it'll be up later or tomorrow or something, I'm still editing that. DEAL WITH IT, TRANSCRIPT-LOVIN' JONES.

    1h10min
  2. The Whimsy Twins

    19/09/2023

    The Whimsy Twins

    eD! and Jeff are back after a long period of technical nonsense that caused all sorts of issues with their recap of the Apple event, some basic human maintenance that eD!'s been engaging in that has made him feel less like a gnarled old man, details on where they've been all this time, and their newfound quest for whimsy! Also, as a side note, eD! owes dbrand an apology -- he thinks that his AirPods Pro case might have been to blame for his wireless charging issues, not their case for his AirPods Pro, so he's a real piece of shit for saying otherwise. Oh, and you can get the Ghost case that eD! and Jeff bought here -- that's not an affiliate link or something, dbrand just makes nice stuff and deserves your money to be honest!

    1h19min
  3. ¡Manzanas!

    09/09/2022

    ¡Manzanas!

    eD! and Jeff are back to talk about a wide assortment of topics, including chocolate bars, language-learning apps, and sunflower seeds! And, y'know, all the stuff from the "Far Out" Apple event that happened on Wednesday. You knew that already, though, since, like, when do we not talk about the bazillions of dollars we just hand our pals in Cupertino?

    54min
  4. Room-Temperature WWDC Takes

    24/06/2022

    Room-Temperature WWDC Takes

    eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at WWDC, beguiling TikTok videos, the horrors of exercise, and Bluetooth-enabled water bottles! Also they talk about where they've been for four months and, spoiler, it's none of your business, jackass. But, as an apology, here's a DALL·E image of a hamster making it rain, which should make things better for everyone:

    1h
  5. The Quality Bits You Know You Crave

    28/02/2022

    The Quality Bits You Know You Crave

    eD! and Jeff stick to their new every-other-week schedule like the extremely dedicated heroes they are to discuss only the hottest topics of the day, even though that day was a few weeks ago! You want example topics? Put on some socks, 'cause we're about to knock your goofy ass outta 'em! The newest cast memeber for "Fast 10", and eD!'s dream casting for Vin Diesel's non-John Cena brother!Jeff's mind-altered snacking shenanigans!Spoilers for movies that are between 14 and 37 years old!Jeff's funeral plans!Shiny new toys!Memories of operating systems gone by!And apple juice, because we're not afraid to get controversial!

    54min
  6. The Olean of Illness

    14/02/2022

    The Olean of Illness

    eD! and Jeff get back together like a sexy podcasting Voltron to discuss the horrors of feet, the glory of the "Weird Al" biopic, the ongoing nightmare that is the threat of COVID Dick, the heartbreak of heroes lost, the excitement of new sportsball heroes, and memories from decades gone by of a dude who should have been wearing a lot more on the beach! Also, no Dave this episode, so this is a perfect soundtrack for those sexytimes you might be hoping to have tonight, although this episode is longer than 15 seconds so it might not be the best idea you ever had, endurance-wise. Oh, yeah, we're going to be releasing these things every other week from now on, and we're already ahead of the game, prepared-episode-wise, so no more 27 year gaps between episodes, probably. And if you want to get those lightbulbs that eD! talks about, homies, we got you.

    49min
  7. A Nearly Coherent Thanksgiving

    25/11/2021

    A Nearly Coherent Thanksgiving

    eD! and Jeff talk about Thanksgiving food preferences, feelings on parades, weird eyebrows, eD!’s teeth, and all sorts of other crap! Listen to this instead of the crazed rantings of your uncle that’s on Facebook too frequently, it’ll be way better.

    43min
  8. If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background

    15/09/2021

    If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background

    eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at the September Apple Event! And also Niki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. Yeah, it’s a weird one.

    56min
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eD! Thomas, Jeff Ritter, and their producer Dave sit down to talk about whatever weird nonsense they feel like. That nonsense is usually Apple products, movies and TV shows, weird news stories, or just making fun of Dave for 30 minutes, but we try to range the full gamut of

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  • Criado por
    Nearly Coherent Industries
  • Anos de atividade
    2016 - 2025
  • Episódios
    100
  • Classificação
    Explícito
  • Copyright
    Copyright © 2016-2022 Nearly Coherent Industries. All rights reserved.
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    Nearly Coherent