Net Prophetess

Net Prophetess

Exploring the depths of love, life, culture, and the world wide web. Hosted by the award winning soothsayer, romantical genius, and greatest e-woman of our time, Sybille Ferris.

Episodes

  1. Snow Why: Snow White (2025) Review

    05/01/2025

    Snow Why: Snow White (2025) Review

    Net Prophetess' first ever Ritual Review episode, in which we dissect the 2025 Snow White remake. Waiter! Waiter! More nostalgiaslop, please!! ʚ♡ɞ˚click the link below to find the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess ♡ ♡ ♡

    47 min
  2. God Save The Scene Queen: Kiki Kannibal

    03/24/2025

    God Save The Scene Queen: Kiki Kannibal

    Sybille discusses Elon Musk's ever-growing harem, a trans vegan death cult, Myspace's most infamous scene queen Kiki Kannibal, and answers all of your love questions. ʚ♡ɞ˚click the link below to find the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess ♡ Don't forget to check out @kikikannibal on instagram ♡ and plz buy me one of her necklaces. kthxbai.

    51 min
  3. My Subby Valentine

    02/14/2024

    My Subby Valentine

    ♡ Happy Valentines Day ♡ Sybille discusses perverted dating sims of yore, aspirational online Mormon content, Stanley cup psychosis, and answers all of your love questions. ʚ♡ɞ˚click for links to the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess

    37 min

  4. 11/14/2023

    The Boneghazi Files

    Sybille discusses more Britney news, celebs who have committed wrongthink, chats with AI Kendall Jenner, and unearths for us the tale of Tumblr's very own bonestealing witch. ʚ♡ɞ˚click for links to the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess

    36 min

  5. 10/06/2023

    Boxxy Warfare

    Sybille discusses her recent voyage, dancing with knives, founding e-girl Boxxy, and of course, answers some of your burning questions. Socials: https://twitter.com/netprophetess https://www.patreon.com/netprophetess

    35 min

  6. 09/03/2023

    Enter the Cocaine Rat

    Sybille regales us with the current astrological landscape, her cocaine rat diatribe, ghosts of Neopets past and future, and of course, some loveline questions.

    33 min
  7. Loveline: Reptilian Sensibilities Edition

    08/16/2023

    Loveline: Reptilian Sensibilities Edition

    A quick and dirty first episode for all my lovers and friends. All your anonymous love questions answered by your favorite prophetess on the net. netprophetess@gmail.com

    17 min
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About

Exploring the depths of love, life, culture, and the world wide web. Hosted by the award winning soothsayer, romantical genius, and greatest e-woman of our time, Sybille Ferris.

Information

  • Creator
    Net Prophetess
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Net Prophetess
  • Show Website
    Net Prophetess