Never Better

Spencer, Michael, and Craig
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We get down to it. We solve it. We figure it all out. Don't let it keep you up nights. It's all being taken care of as we speak... by NEVER BETTER.

  1. INTO THE VOID Episode 5: BUILDING FOOD [feat. Spencer]

    06/29/2023 · BONUS

    INTO THE VOID Episode 5: BUILDING FOOD [feat. Spencer]

    Welcome back to INTO THE VOID [all caps mandatory], the single-host stream-of-consciousness alternative to the Never Better Podcast, and a show that in its own right also never gets any better. This is what happens when the scheduling robot we use arranges for us to record on June 31st. This week, Spencer waxes poetic about teaching sabbaticals, Rhode Island-style diplomacy, postoffice cracksmanship, a trail of clews, and the importance of repairing the human machine. Plus, we mourn the plight of the hapless aeronaut.-----The opinions expressed on INTO THE VOID do not necessarily represent those held by any persons involved in the creation of the Never Better podcast. They might not even represent those held by Spencer if you ask him again later. Also, any references to the status, thoughts, behaviors, or actions of any figures living or dead are purely parodical and without any substance, merit, or evidence. There's no point to suing us anyway. We don't have any money.

    58 min
  2. Episode 45 – The Root Cellar

    06/15/2023

    Episode 45 – The Root Cellar

    Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, Craig, and special guest host and perennial friend of the show Jewell discuss industrial waste, TiVo denial, chocolate donuts, grunt interpretation, possible Russian plots, lawn lounging, and being on a last-name basis with your friends. Also, Craig the Human Calculator completely whiffs a problem of simple arithmetic. [Episode art: a photo of two old British people staring disapprovingly at a pay-per-view invoice.] ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

    1h 2m
  3. Episode 44 – Beef Beef Frank Frank

    05/22/2023

    Episode 44 – Beef Beef Frank Frank

    Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer and Craig discuss hot dog vehicles, yearbook scandals, '60s names, blanket etiquette, and the benefits and drawbacks of shooting your radio with a gun. Also, Craig gives us all a couple of reasons not to make your whole life about the mafia. [Episode art: a photo of Ken Burns and his intriguing hairdo.] ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

    1h 19m
  4. Episode 43 – The Ballad Of Meemoo McKinney

    05/09/2023

    Episode 43 – The Ballad Of Meemoo McKinney

    Welcome back to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Michael, Spencer, and Craig discuss attempted nicknames, emu fugitives, revolver dares, wasteful cakes, dubious citrus, and orchestral manoeuvres in broad daylight. Plus, Spencer discovers that neither of his cohosts paid any attention to his glasses situation for multiple years. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

    1h 15m
  5. Episode 42 – A Year Of Varied Experiences

    04/25/2023

    Episode 42 – A Year Of Varied Experiences

    This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, in a shockingly Michaelless episode, Craig and Spencer discuss missed towing opportunities, doppelganger cheesecake, slapping a child, name revulsion, the world's weakest horoscope, and whether or not they also serve who buy and hold war bonds. Also, in a long-needed touch of highbrow culture, please enjoy a few seconds of opera and a brief poetry reading. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately! ----- Performance of "Vesti la giubba" by Mario Lanza (pictured), from the 1959 MGM musical "For the First Time." Samples included under Fair Use doctrine.

    1h 13m
  6. INTO THE VOID Episode 4: Billions Of Lids [feat. Spencer]

    04/10/2023 · BONUS

    INTO THE VOID Episode 4: Billions Of Lids [feat. Spencer]

    Welcome back to INTO THE VOID [all caps mandatory], the single-host stream-of-consciousness alternative to the Never Better Podcast, and a show that in its own right also never gets any better. So sorry to see you're trapped here as well. This week, Spencer rattles on about prank retribution, cryptid visions, Senator Hairplugs, and the one thing above all others that, seriously, Nobody Has To Know. Also, he shares an account of his own recent brush with social danger. ----- The opinions expressed on INTO THE VOID do not necessarily represent those held by any persons involved in the creation of the Never Better podcast. They might not even represent those held by Spencer if you ask him again later. Also, any references to the status, thoughts, behaviors, or actions of any figures living or dead are purely parodical and without any substance, merit, or evidence. There's no point to suing us anyway. We don't have any money.

    45 min
  7. Episode 41 – General Sherman Peabody

    04/03/2023

    Episode 41 – General Sherman Peabody

    This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. We're all back together again! This week, in a surprisingly medically focused episode, Michael, Craig, and Spencer discuss opinionated patient charts, toe regrowth (that's now a two-week streak on the foot talk, unfortunately), diagnosable self-distrust, and questionable tuberculosis treatment. Plus, Michael gives us all the details on his experimental nostril removal surgery. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

    1h 15m
  8. Episode 40 – A Nice, Calm, Peaceful, Bird-Free Life

    03/20/2023

    Episode 40 – A Nice, Calm, Peaceful, Bird-Free Life

    This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, not Michael, and Craig discuss giant skeletons, sloth attacks, peeping toes (sorry), and the art of vehicular ricochet. Also, Craig confesses to some truly bizarre dining behavior. Indefensible, some would say. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

    1h 3m
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We get down to it. We solve it. We figure it all out. Don't let it keep you up nights. It's all being taken care of as we speak... by NEVER BETTER.

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  • Creator
    Spencer, Michael, and Craig
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    56
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Never Better Productions 2022
  • Show Website
    Never Better