Never Show the Monster

Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander
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Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us

  1. 09/03/2025

    2025 - Weapons: Brolin'ed Again

    Hello! Why, we haven't seen you since you were just a baby! Knee high to a grasshopper! Thanks for taking us in while we convalesce, it should only take a little while...    Folks, we're back this week (maybe just this week? maybe more??) to talk Zach Cregger's WEAPONS (2025), the trials and tribulations of being face blind for Josh Brolin, and our favorite Whitest Kids You Know sketches. Join us! And leave us a rating and review if you want us to come back for good!   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/youroldpalkelly.bsky.social Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: Pedro Pascal's slutty little boots Whitest Kids You Know - Gallon of PCP Whitest Kids You Know - 7 Hot Dogs Whitmer Thomas music video Side Stories Zach Cregger interview Fire Walk With Me - Woman in Red Cindy Sherman   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 33m

  2. 01/08/2025

    Horror of 2024 - Oddity: Don't Knock On My Door

    Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking.  We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It feels like cozying up with a classic whodunnit book and a cup of tea and we think you'll like it.   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: Director's short films   Join us back here in two weeks to discuss STRANGE DARLING (2024), starring our fave, Kyle Gallner :)   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 38m

  3. 12/25/2024

    Horror of 2024 - Smile 2: Crazy Scary Spooky Hilarious

    Hellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it.  Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Lukas Gage tiny apartment audition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARZBRcQztG4 Jeremy Selenfriend's ig - Lukas Gage prosthetics (graphic) https://www.instagram.com/p/DD7OwyduTiQ/?img_index=1 Smile 2 Skye Riley EP we can't stop listening to https://open.spotify.com/album/53i6qzqYuhIhcpVTVu0dW3 A behind the scenes video but I recommend watching pretty much any of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1Ebo_YZV8 Join us back here in two weeks to discuss ODDITY (2024)! Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 29m

  4. 12/11/2024

    Horror of 2024 - The Substance: Is That FDA Approved?

    Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who will ruin your life. Are you interested?  We're talking THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a very weird and disgusting and delightful film we can not recommend highly enough. Don't cheat yourself out of watching this without spoilers! And ladies, remember - you're more than just one b00b Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing  Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 30m

  5. 11/27/2024

    Horror of 2024 - The Crow: Look How They Jokerfied My Boy

    Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024), THE CROW (1994), and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would you cast in a gender-bent remake of this iconic classic? Find us on socials @NoShowMonster or email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com! Also we recorded this before Tony Todd passed, RIP, we wouldn't have brushed past his role in this film so brusquely without acknowledging that. He was a treasure and the world is poorer without him.   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: Slam Dunk (Da Funk) music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZUZx-8--0c FIFTH ELEMENT blue lady opera ("Diva Song") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTE2h0ZY74 and if you wanna jump to where it really starts to slap, here you go Debut Buddies episode about THE CONNECTION (1961) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-found-footage-film-1961-1980/id1439741573?i=1000668855473 YouTube video by matttt that Chelsea referenced https://youtu.be/x0P08GVreIc?si=QtJeGQBFYG8pMwmm   Join us back in here two weeks to discuss THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a frigging wild trip you should absolutely take. See you then!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 10m

  6. 11/12/2024

    Horror of 2024 - Alien Romulus: The Substance

    Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talked about how awful this year has been. But you know what's not awful? This movie! We liked it a lot! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Join us back in two weeks to discuss THE CROW (2024) and also quite a lot of THE CROW (1994) and even some _The Crow_ (1989)   Happy spookies!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 18m

  7. 10/29/2024

    Horror of 2024 - Cuckoo: Dan Stevens is A Hot Weirdo

    Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024), a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, if the show's thesis? Neat! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: Next Best Picture podcast interview with Dan Stevens and Tilman Singer Friend of the show Kylan Savage's Church Jams Now!   Come on back in two weeks to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024) with us!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 11m

  8. 09/17/2024

    82. Horror of 2024 - Longlegs: A Murder Board For a Murder Movie

    Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024), the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little bit all over the place, so think of this as one of our classic shootin' the sh*t episodes and join us as we pin all this red yarn to our cork board.   Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing    Show notes: In-universe crime blog thebirthdaymurders.net The queer horror documentary Kelly couldn't recall the name of - Queer for Fear: The History of Queer Horror Season of the Witch: How the Occult Saved Rock and Roll https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch:_How_the_Occult_Saved_Rock_and_Roll IndieWire article about rock and roll, T-Rex, and hidden messages https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/longlegs-t-rex-nicolas-cage-look-hidden-messages-1235024841/ Join is back here in two weeks to discuss CUCKOO (2024)! Happy spookies!   Hosted by Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander Produced by Kelly Attaway Art by Ryan Tate Theme by Unicorn Heads

    1h 20m
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Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander talk horror movies, even the bad ones, because we were going to anyway and maybe you'd like to join us

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  • Creator
    Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    89
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Never Show the Monster