124 episodes

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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    • Kids & Family
    • 4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

    The Pasties Episode

    The Pasties Episode

    In the final episode of Season 5, Jodie and Celia record the show in front of a very special live audience: international Never Nationers Gemma and Didi! It is only appropriate for the ladies to read Never Nationers fan mail, but does this show ever stay appropriate for long? Celia makes sure it does not by stripping down to the promised pasties from episode 20. And the inappropriate continues with the “nevers” sent from all of you! From pig nipples to period hats, this season ends with a cloaca of crazy!

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    • 58 min
    Slip And Slide Of A What?! Featuring Women On Top

    Slip And Slide Of A What?! Featuring Women On Top

    Jodie and Celia are joined by Tammin Sursok and Roxy Manning of the “Women On Top” podcast this week! The ladies talk about child disappearing acts, intrusive parenting thoughts, and eating their young. Literally. Then, the show boldly goes where it’s never gone before. Sort of like Star Trek, but not at all.

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    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis


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    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 50 min
    New York's Happening

    New York's Happening

    Jodie and Celia get some therapy on this week’s episode… Recess Therapy, that is!
    Recess Therapy is the viral Tiktok/Instagram account where Julian Shapiro-Barnum takes to the streets of NYC and interviews New Yorkers aged 2 to 9 on a variety of wild topics. These mini citizens do an excellent job of reminding the ladies about the importance of staying weird at any age. Not that either of them have completely forgotten. But all parents know the power of being validated by a child given how soul crushingly honest they are. Then, because good things happen in New York, Celia shares a universey-vibrationy-meeting-the-right-person-at-the-right-timey kinda story.

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    • 40 min
    Wake Me Up Before You No No

    Wake Me Up Before You No No

    This week, Jodie and Celia do their best to process SCOTUS overturning Roe vs Wade in part by breaking down which women will be most affected. They then discuss Jodie’s recent activism landing her in the news, the importance of using privilege as a platform, the diaper and formula shortage currently happening in the US, and various ways to be of service.  Plus, Celia discloses how her love of WHAM! factored into the ultimate future feminist fashion faux pas.

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    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis


    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis


    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 42 min
    Proud About Pride

    Proud About Pride

    This week Jodie and Celia provide salvation for parents and kids who are hardcore struggling with Common Core math: the phenomenal Kyne! Kyne is the magical Canadian Drag Race contestant who began her drag career while studying mathematics. During the pandemic, she realized that her mathematical prowess multiplied by her fabulousness could be used for good by helping parents and students tacking “new” aka nonsensical math. The result is her wildly popular TikTok @kyneonline that makes math fun, relevant, and incredibly creative. All this, plus the Never Thought Theorum: (chonuts+cockroaches)*mummified cats = insanity

    YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This 


    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis


    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis


    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 43 min
    We Named Our Baby After A Backstreet Boy with Lance Bass and Michael Turchin

    We Named Our Baby After A Backstreet Boy with Lance Bass and Michael Turchin

    Happy Pride Month! This week the ladies are joined by Lance Bass and Michael Turchin! This past October the couple welcomed twins making them new dads smack in the middle of the pandemic! Together, the four parents talk about IVF, surrogacy, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs. Plus, the men share a “Never Thought I’d Say This” that we never thought we’d hear. 




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    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis


    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis


    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 59 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.1K Ratings

1.1K Ratings

Meaghan Fitzg ,

The Best!!!

I’ve never laughed this much listening to a podcast. It’s so relatable too!

mdflood ,

Not “Hollywood” parents

Found this through The Parents Lounge and the story behind the title made me want to listen; I couldn’t imagine the want to binge listen like I have. They are the perfect duo and don’t give you that “Hollywood” parent bubble like they know parenting isn’t LA which I love!

I know some complained about the background laught DONT! I love it

Anggie33mc ,

No thank you

Man I hate this for Jodie but this show is no longer good and she is trying to hard to be too much plus she starts beef with Candace Bure which draws the line. Bye

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