40 episodes

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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    • Kids & Family
    • 4.8, 825 Ratings

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

    39: Can You Hear Me Now? With Meredith Masony and Tiffany Jenkins

    39: Can You Hear Me Now? With Meredith Masony and Tiffany Jenkins

    This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by Tiffany Jenkins (of Juggling the Jenkins) and Meredith Masony (of That’s Inappropriate)! From their respective closets/garages/wells, the ladies discuss everything from conspiracy theories, butts (yes, again), the online parenting community, and how to charge your kids for snacks during quarantine (thanks, Tiffany!).
    Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 1 hr 8 min
    38: Scratch 'N Stiff Snickers

    38: Scratch 'N Stiff Snickers

    This week, Jodie and Celia dive into listener letters! They share “never thought I’d say this” moments from all of you, hear about how everyone’s doing during the pandemic, and interject with their usual insane silliness (including Celia’s famous “coked-out chipmunk” impression). Then Celia shares a new story about her mom, and maybe her best (worst?) craptastic parenting moment yet.
    Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 46 min
    37: We're Not Wearing Pants

    37: We're Not Wearing Pants

    Well, the day has come. Celia has given herself a full Brazilian wax at home during quarantine,  and she lived to tell us the tale. Then, Jodie shares her most recent never thought I’d say this and craptastic parenting moments: Jodie’s daughter moved into the bathroom, her other daughter refused to wear pants, and Jodie had a screaming tantrum. Jodie and Celia talk about how blurred the boundaries are with kids during quarantine – how do you keep things under control as a parent when even you are falling apart? They also talk about the importance of taking responsibility as a parent when you do mess up, because messing up is inevitable - especially during a pandemic. So be kind to yourselves (and wash your hands!).
    Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 1 hr 2 min
    36: Dildo-Holding Lonely Girl

    36: Dildo-Holding Lonely Girl

    Jodie and Celia are back with another closet edition of NTIST! Jodie talks about something she never thought she’d say: she threw a socially distant birthday party for her daughter. The ladies check in about their respective mental states in isolation – the loneliness, the lack of control, and the guilt that comes with having negative feelings when in a relatively privileged position. They offer advice to their listeners: stay in your hula hoop, and take a break from the dishes. Celia talks about how anxiety manifests in your brain, and how it might be protecting you right now. Meanwhile, a ghost or the NSA keeps messing with the microphones and the lights, Jodie can’t stop burping, and Celia has big news!
    Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 55 min
    35: Smurf Vaginas

    35: Smurf Vaginas

    Jodie and Celia are back broadcasting from their respective closets to discuss their new normal: quarantining with the kids. They talk about their lack of sanity, their adventures in remote recording (which somehow manage to include bathroom humor), and Celia gearing up for some terrifying at-home waxing. They also talk about the silver linings of the pandemic – clean air, people being extra generous, and taking a break from productivity. Oh yeah, and there’s plenty of butthole content. Just to stay consistent. 
    Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 54 min
    34: Your Life Is Not Worth A Taco

    34: Your Life Is Not Worth A Taco

    Jodie and Celia are in full quarantine mode and are dispatching today from their respective closets, because the show must go on! They give each other updates on how homeschooling the kids is going and naturally, it’s a mixed bag. They stress the importance of not putting too much pressure on the kids or themselves during this surreal time, and share some of the highs and lows they’ve faced so far. Plus, Celia is still boozing, Jodie is still breaking toes, and both of them are still ridiculous.
    Merch: https://unsweetined.com/
    Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
    Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
825 Ratings

825 Ratings

annajbergr ,

extremely worth it

this podcast is sooo funny. i love listening to
it! i enjoy all of the different stories and anecdotes that y’all share about your personal lives. i’m sure it isn’t easy...but we all appreciate it! so THANK YOU!

Jujubeebo7 ,

Best ever.

My favorite mama podcast! Real, raw and relatable. Can’t tell you how many friends I’ve told about how great this podcast is. I’m sad that some of these reviews are written by rude Karen’s who want to judge people based on their language.. if you aren’t into it then “bye girl, bye”... there are plenty of us enjoying it! Keep on keepin on ladies!

snack pack1 ,

Not as good now

I loved the show at the beginning but the more I listen I just find myself being annoyed. I’m not sure if it’s just the quarantine episodes or what but I’m just not entertained by this anymore.

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