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SCATGAT Studios

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SOCIETY & CULTURE
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Long-form confessions about discovering our spiritual DNA in New York.

12/29/2021

METROPOLITAN UNION

People who are regulars at bars are the kind of people who would be in Washington D.C. on Christmas Day. While the majority of the capital's millennial population go on bar crawls and Yelp “The Ten Best Places to Eat a Scone” 50 weeks a year, they have a middle American suburb to return to on the holidays. But because we Regulars aren’t sampling D.C and aren’t existing in a place long enough to Instagram it we are left to pick up the crumbs at Christmastime. We gather here every Thursday. Even if a Thursday is December 25th.

29 min
11/10/2021

SON TUS OJOS

Of course I still know your face. New York is a small town. We aren’t just using Tinder or on Tinder, we are Tinder. We are charter members, the elders, the original gangsters looking for love in all the wrong radiuses.

18 min
10/28/2021

ON QUEUE

We’re all on line together.

28 min
10/23/2021 · BONUS

(a windowless room on Willoughby Avenue)

Thanks 4 the mmrz.

8 min
10/13/2021

NUMBERS OF COMPLETION

Nihilists on Twitter may disagree but the New Year isn’t just another day. A birthday isn’t just another day. The universe is laid out cyclically so I one ought to live in a cycle. Give me every Monday, the first days of the month, New Year’s Day. Imagining life as a never ending string of boxes laid out side by side like existential dominos tumbling to a perpetual tomorrow is technically correct. But not nothing else on the planet lives like that. The morning resets and trees reset and the stars reset and Hailey’s Comet will be back into view for eighteen minutes 700 years from now. But it does come back around. The universe is a Radiohead fan: everybody leaves when they get the chance and this is my chance. Take the chance to start again at one.

27 min
09/29/2021

ECHOES OF THE CHRISTS

"Our proximity to whiteness does not address our trust problem and I’m comfortable not pretending it does. If I’m supposed to be afraid of myself, I can give you the reasons all by myself, without repeating a Puritan taking the reins from the hands of an angry God. I just don’t think righteousness looks like prom night in Utah."

29 min
09/15/2021

BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOKS LIKE UP TO ME

Somewhere in the Bible it asks, "Can these dry bones live?" “Only you know, Lord" was the right answer. But somewhere else in the Bible, it says, "There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. Yeah. No one believes that.

32 min
08/31/2021

(the spiritual act of endurance)

"My mother repeated a warning she delighted in scaring her children with: you can sing a lie as fast as you can tell a lie. My least favorite song to sing as a kid in a Baptist missionary church was I Have Decided to Follow Jesus. Middle children self protect by preemptively doing everything necessary to stay off people’s radar. I would not sing in a way to get on her or God’s radar. So I took my mother’s advice, accepted her premise, looked at the words on the projector, and conceded: yeah, I can’t sing this shit."

24 min

TRAILER

NEW PROBLEMS (in sixty seconds)

No matter who you are or what you believe, we all have a concept of what Jesus of Nazareth called, the Kingdom of God.

04/30/2021

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Long-form confessions about discovering our spiritual DNA in New York.

Creator

SCATGAT Studios
Years Active

2020 - 2021
Episodes

50
Rating

Explicit
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